Week 3 NFL Picks

It's Week 3, every single day we have football is a blessing so lets not forget to thank whatever entity that you believe in that football exists (or just thank Teddy Roosevelt for changing football in the early 1900's so it can still be played). Every week I give my very unprofessional gambling picks for that week, I give one money line favorite and one money line underdog, one favorite and one underdog spread, one over/under and one player prop, in the blog I will give you a one sentence reason why I think these are the best to win.

Chiefs ML vs the Bears

Does this really need to be explained, the Chiefs are the favorite in the AFC and the Bears may have had the worst week an NFL team could have, lost their DC, had $100,000 of gardening equipment stolen from their stadium, their starter is talking shit on their coaching, hammer Pat Mahomes.

Chargers ML @ the Vikings

The Vikings are a victim of their own success, 6-8 in one score games in 2021, 11-0 in one score games in 2022 and now 0-2 in one score games this season, the better you were the year before, the harder your schedule is, which is why they were 11-0 in one score games, the Vikings being a 1 point dog in Minnesota is a telling sign that the Vikings are going to struggle

Dolphins -6 vs the Broncos

The Broncos are coming off 2 tough losses in one score games and they have to come play in the Miami heat against the hottest offensive in football, take Miami all day

Buccaneers +5 vs the Eagles

The Bucs are one of the biggest surprises of the season, Baker is hot and their defense was underrated while the Eagles really haven't shown to be the dominant team they were last season, I could see Philly winning this game by a last second field goal or the Bucs will outright win this game and shock the world

Lamar Jackson Over 49.5 Rush Yards

A soggy Baltimore makes it very difficult to throw the ball and the Colts have historically struggled with both the elements and running quarterbacks

Over 44 in Bills @ Commanders

The Bills may cover the spread all on their own in this game, Washington has been surprisingly good but the Bills are pissed off right now, they could win this game 40-10

Season Record: 6-0-6

Overall Record: 132-3-116