Week 17 NFL Picks

The Colts are going to collapse and my weekend is getting ready to be ruined.

Raiders@Colts

Raiders

Dolphins@Ravens

Dolphins

Patriots@Bills

Bills

Falcons@Bears

Bears

Panthers@Jaguars

Panthers

Titans@Texans

Titans

Rams@Giants

Rams

Cardinals@Eagles

Eagles

Saints@Buccaneers

Buccaneers

49ers@Commanders

49ers

Steelers@Seahawks

Seahawks

Bengals@Chiefs

Chiefs

Chargers@Broncos

Chargers

Packers@Vikings

Packers

Every week I give my very unprofessional gambling picks for that week, I give one money line favorite and one money line underdog, one favorite and one underdog spread, one over/under and one player prop, in the blog I will give you a 1-2 sentence reason why I think these are the best to win.

Eagles ML vs Cardinals

Do I really even need to say 1 word about this?

Dolphins ML vs Ravens

The Dolphins are rolling after winning the fraud bowl and the Ravens are coming off some emotional wins in 2 of the last 3 weeks

Buccaneers -2.5 vs Saints

The Bucs are rolling right now and on the brink of a 3rd straight NFC South title (2021, 2022) while the Saints are reeling, they probably hate Derek Carr more than they hate the Bucs, 2.5 feels generous, right?

Patriots +14 @ Bills

It's hard to beat a team twice, especially a team rolling like the Bills, but the divisional matchups get weird and this is still a Belichick coached team, a win is unlikely, but this is a ton of points for a divisional matchup

Christian McCaffrey Over 30.5 REC Yards

The Commanders give up a ton of REC yards to running backs and this guy isn't any average running back, even if they jump out to an early lead, expect a lot of screens

Over 46.5 in Dolphins@Ravens

33 points vs the 49ers? Yeah, it's New Years eve and fire works are expected so lets see some points

Current Season Record: 46-0-50

Career Record: 172-3-160

Alex Boyajian is the CEO of Chaotically Intolerant Multi Media Productions, Host of the Chaotically Intolerant Podcast, Commissioner of Chaotically Intolerant Table Tennis and the biggest Colts fan at Chaotically Intolerant

All Lines Are Courtesy of the Hard Rock Bet App