Week 16 NFL Picks

Merry Christmas! I am turning very against football on Christmas, give it back to the NBA just out of mercy for the NBA, remember when the NBA was dominating Christmas? Not anymore, the NFL will always dominate every holiday, they could put Jets vs Commanders on 4th of July as a preseason game and people would still watch over any non-playoff NBA, MLB or NHL game. My main gripe is my family actually wanting to see me on Christmas and I can't just absent-mindedly nod along with any conversation while keeping my eyes on Chiefs vs Raiders. How dare they, don't they know ball is on, I gotta know who is going to score the late TD to cover the 13 point spread in Giants vs Eagles

Colts@Falcons

Falcons

Browns@Texans

Browns

Commanders@Jets

Tie, 6-6

Seahawks@Titans

Seahawks

Packers@Panthers

Packers

Lions@Vikings

Lions

Jaguars@Buccaneers

Buccaneers

Cardinals@Bears

Cardinals

Cowboys@Dolphins

Cowboys

Patriots@Broncos

Broncos

Raiders@Chiefs

Chiefs

Giants@Eagles

Eagles

Ravens@49ers

49ers

Every week I give my very unprofessional gambling picks for that week, I give one money line favorite and one money line underdog, one favorite and one underdog spread, one over/under and one player prop, in the blog I will give you a 1-2 sentence reason why I think these are the best to win.

Chiefs ML vs Raiders

The Raiders have averaged 31.5 ppg over the last 2 weeks and that includes a shutout, the Chiefs have been keeping it close in every game they play but Mahomes vs the AFC West just seems inevitable

Cowboys ML vs Dolphins

I have been a Dolphins apologist all year and I still am but people are counting out the Cowboys more than the Dolphins just after they hyped them up, the Cowboys have a lot more to play for here, being in a real chase for the division, I'm also not saying the AFC East is over but the NFC East is just a tighter race.

Browns -3 vs Texans

CJ Stroud out along with this being the anti-Browns' season, the Browns feel like they are going to win this game because this is a game they normally would lose, playoff hopes almost in grasp and a backup coming in is usually recipe for a disaster in Cleveland, unless nothing has changed and they are fooling us, this is going to go in circles all day for me

Giants +13.5 @ Eagles

13.5 is a lot of points and the Giants are, competitive? IDK, but the Eagles look very broken

Patrick Mahomes Over 1.5 Pass Touchdowns

This game just FEELS like a Mahomes masterclass, for my league, it's the first week of fantasy playoffs, he's going to go off

Over 47 in Ravens@49ers

I have no real logic, I just want to root for points on Christmas night

Current Season Record: 43-0-47

Career Record: 169-3-157

Alex Boyajian is the CEO of Chaotically Intolerant Multi Media Productions, Host of the Chaotically Intolerant Podcast, Commissioner of Chaotically Intolerant Table Tennis and the biggest Colts fan at Chaotically Intolerant

All Lines Are Courtesy of the Hard Rock Bet App