Week 14 NFL Picks

My Week 14 Picks for Every Game on Sunday and Monday + My 6 Best Bets

SPORTS

Alex Boyajian

12/9/20232 min read

I absolutely hate the weeks that end with "teen", it means the regular season is almost over, we don't get NFL Sunday's for another 8 or so months after week 18, yeah we have Super Wild Card Weekend, but Super Wild Card Weekend should be used to ease us into no NFL Sunday's, looking at their schedule, we have 2 games on Saturday, 3 on Sunday and 1 on Monday. Just stop with the Monday Wild Card Game and give us 1 Saturday and 5 on Sunday, I know that doesn't make sense logistically but the human heart doesn't care for logistics.

Colts@Bengals

Colts (If you're new here, I never pick Indy to win, I am a jinx)

Buccaneers@Falcons

Buccaneers

Jaguars@Bowns

Browns if CJ Bethard, Jags if Lawrence

Texans@Jets

Texans, Jets can't score and Texans D is somewhat underrated, Willie Anderson is a DAWG

Rams@Ravens

Rams

Lions@Bears

Lions

Panthers@Saints

Saints

Vikings@Raiders

Vikings

Seahawks@49ers

49ers

Bills@Chiefs

Chiefs

Broncos@Chargers

Broncos

Eagles@Cowboys

Cowboys

Packers@Giants

Packers

Titans@Dolphins

Dolphins

Every week I give my very unprofessional gambling picks for that week, I give one money line favorite and one money line underdog, one favorite and one underdog spread, one over/under and one player prop, in the blog I will give you a 1-2 sentence reason why I think these are the best to win.

Dolphins ML vs Titans

I mean, cmon', are we really going to try and do this little song and dance? The Titans have LITERALLY not scored over 30 points in a single game since 2021 and the Dolphins have scored over 30 in 7 of their 12 games played in 2023, they just can't keep up.

Buccaneers ML vs Falcons

It's the battle for the NFC South and the Bucs matchup well, the Falcons don't stop the run GREAT and if Todd Bowles gets his head out of his ass, he would use Rachaad White (hope I spelled that right because I am NOT going to fix it) in the correct way, plus the Bucs are great run stoppers and the Falcons can only run the ball.

Texans -3.5 vs Jets

Everyone is saying this is a trap but I'm going all the way back and saying the trap is a trap, trapception! The Jets can't move the ball and the Texans defense has been underrated once they got healthy.

Seahawks +12.5 @ 49ers

Listen, Seattle isn't winning this game, but they are in the NFL too and 12.5 points is a LOT for a team trying to claw back from the dead. Them losing to Dallas was a backbreaker, they are in the playoff race fighting for their lives while San Fran came off a gross and emotional blowout in Philly, Pete Carrol WILL find a way to keep this close.

James Cook OVER 43.5 YDS @ Chiefs

Buffalo is in the same boat as Seattle, fighting for their lives and James Cook has been efficient this season and with Ken Dorsey's firing, the Bills have been noticeably conservative in the last 3 weeks, Cook has had 40ish carries in the past 3 weeks for 225 yards, I see him hitting that.

Over 52 in Eagles@Cowboys

This may be the SNF game of the year and I don't care about logic, I want points and with 2 MVP caliber QB's facing off, they better score 1,000,000,000. Also, the Cowboys defense gives up around 30+ ppg against teams with winning records, just saying.