Week 13 NFL Picks

Week 13, maybe not the best slate of games but damn are they important. Houston vs Denver, Browns vs Rams, 49ers vs Eagles, even if they aren't the sexiest sounding games, these are pivotal to these team's seasons, we already saw a Seattle team basically end their season on Thursday night, they're already at 6 losses with games against Philly and San Fran next.

Colts at Titans

Titans

Chargers at Patriots

Chargers

Cardinals at Steelers

Steelers

Broncos at Texans

Broncos

Lions at Saints

Lions

Falcons at Jets

Falcons

Dolphins at Commanders

Dolphins

Panthers at Buccaneers

Buccaneers

49ers at Eagles

Eagles

Browns at Rams

Browns

Chiefs at Packers

Chiefs

Bengals at Jaguars

Jaguars

Every week I give my very unprofessional gambling picks for that week, I give one money line favorite and one money line underdog, one favorite and one underdog spread, one over/under and one player prop, in the blog I will give you a one sentence reason why I think these are the best to win.

Dolphins ML at Commanders

The Dolphins can clinch a winning record with a win vs Washington and Ron Rivera is very close to being fired, there is almost no way they come out on top.

Broncos ML at Texans

The Broncos and Texans are both playing for their lives here, so the urgency for both team is very clear but the urgency is higher for Denver, their schedule down the road is fucking horrendous, they need every win they can get.

Lions -4 at Saints

The Lions are coming off a tough loss and a mini-bye, that loss has been festering in Man Campbell's brain and he can't stand it, this Lions team is going to come out strong and bite off everyone's kneecaps

Browns +4 at Rams

Joe. Fucking. Flacco. and AJ. Fucking. Green.

But seriously, this Browns defense is going to take advantage of the struggling Rams

Tyreek Hill OVER 93.5 REC Yards @ Commanders

The Commanders are 29th in the league in pass yards per game, Tyreek may go for 300

Over 48 49ers @ Eagles

Game of the week and possibly year, the NFL is going to rigg this to have fireworks.

Current Season Record: 35-0-37

Career Record: 161-3-145

Alex Boyajian is the CEO of Chaotically Intolerant Multi Media Productions, Host of the Chaotically Intolerant Podcast, Commissioner of Chaotically Intolerant Table Tennis and the biggest Colts fan at Chaotically Intolerant

All Lines Are Courtesy of Fan Duel Sports