Thanksgiving Draft, Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce and Joe Burrow's Season is Over | Episode 120

Happy Thanksgiving! Joe Burrow is done for the year Oakland officially loses all 4 major sport teams Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift Pickleball Pervert Finally Caught Thanksgiving Draft 1 Entree 2 Sides 1 Dessert 1 Drink Vote Here Starting 11/21: https://forms.gle/Jnv96W2N4Uu9aKYM6 Checkout our website! chaoticallyintolerant.com Blog: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/blog Catch Summer Smash Here: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/sum... All Updates on Tecmo Bowl: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/tec... Meet the personalities of Chaotically Intolerant: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/per... Meet the Hall of Famers: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/hal...

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okay welcome back episode 120 me and Leighton are in the same room together

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but the camera makes it look like we're not which is crazy the behind the scenes

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it's just the biggest room in the whole world is wild we're we're actually about 25 feet away right now um if you would

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believe it this TV is not not the same TV yeah look at this we can't even touch

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each other right here not even possible so uh welcome back back thank thanks

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everyone for joining Happy Thanksgiving week I guess this is Leighton you said you're trying to watch what you eat but

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this is not a good week yes um today will be my cheat day for um drinking some beers and watching college football

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and then Thanksgiving day will also be my cheat day but other than that is

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Black Friday gonna be your third cheat day I don't know I don't know yet and

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even the day before Thanksgiving might be a cheat day my brother comes home from Orlando who knows maybe I'll be out

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that night that's true um well today we have our

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Thanksgiving draft we're we're we're running it back because it's worth

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jumping on again um last year we had the great biscuit and roll debate yeah I

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would say I still stand firm behind my dinner rolls don't understand why you'd want that dry biscuit in your freaking

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mouth oh my goodness coughing up a stor at the Thanksgiving table what the heck

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you know I'm going to be honest I completely misremembered that whole situation so I thought I was on the side

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of dinner roll I know I think I hold on I'm not

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not okay maybe they do that's dude like I get that you can have a nice warm soft

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biscuit but like for the most part biscuits I just know as these freaking dry things you cover in gravy cuz

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they're so freaking nasty whereas a fresh dinner roll Kings Hawaiian what are those those are rolls when I go to

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you know Cheesecake Factory Texas Roadhouse those are all rolls you know

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where's the biscuits yeah on my freaking Popeyes yeah and you're dying when you e

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one of those and KFC yeah you are dying no I'm I'm I'm actually I was so

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involved in the argument and the sport of arguing because it's my favorite sport of all time like everyone knows

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I'm a big football fan I'm a big baseball fan but arguments is my number one

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thing being is his number one shut the up shut the up but you know

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listen you it takes time to grow it takes time to grow up I can respect that

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so I I I admit when I'm wrong I'm man enough to admit when I'm

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incorrect clap it up clap it up thank you producers that are definitely back

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there thank you so much much um well we got to cover other things first Joe

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burrow was done for the for the year I actually wanted to get your take on that and also as a

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casual football fan the amount of season ending injuries I've seen in Star

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quarterbacks is crazy there's I made a quick list it's Aaron roggers obviously

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Anthony Richardson Kirk Cousins Daniel Jones is out for the season too I think

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yes ACO deshun Watson I think is also deshun Watson just they said his shoulder would fall apart if he threw

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anymore that's crazy and then now Joe burrow and then we even have teams like Ryan tanah Hill who's just out for a

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couple weeks uh no tanah Hill's just bad he has a case of bad oh he is a that's

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his injury his injury is him being bad and then um and then even because of

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Joshua dos going to Minnesota Josh dos everyone knows who listens to the old episode to to the the football episodes

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that is my guy Sam my own girlfriend loves him more than she loves

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me she is like she's like I'm rooting for him like I want him to win and I'm

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like I get it I'm gonna root for this he's the pasta he's literally the P I

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think yeah he's pretty cool especially being able to step up as well as he has and the thing is in in I think 2017 the

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Vikings did the same thing their starting quarterback went out in the middle of the year and Case Keenum came

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in and took them to the NFC Championship like Midway Midway through the year yeah

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so Josh dos has the opportunity to do that now obviously Case Keenum lost you know who he lost to isn't that wait I

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don't know lost to Nick Foles big dick Nick in in the NFC championship game so

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I think Josh jobs is more than Case Keenum yeah there's not two there's not two Underdog stories right now it's just

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job it's just job jobs um actually is there I mean there might be a couple

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others brck P he's kind of he's an Underdog Story right now I would say

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that is true well the Eagles are going to clap both of them so it's it's Eagles

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comeback year so they're winning the Super Bowl so unfortunately Josh dos is gonna have to

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wait did the Eagles just pick up Chase young for their defensive line I don't I don't think so but I don't even know who that is I only know the

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quarterbacks and George KD Mike Evans and AJ

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Brown yeah I know my fantasy team and that's about it yeah that's a that was a great pickup for you this year AJ

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Brown my also well let's get back on Joe Burl done for the year because and and

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now my fantasy season is basically over I have Joe burrow and Jamar Chase of

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every every player that I drafted has gotten hurt at some point or just doesn't he doesn't pan out I don't know

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what to do I don't know what's WR the entire Bengals like even if you got T

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Higgins or like any receiver yeah you're just done well and it's funny the Bengals are the bills right now too

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they're both they're both equal they're I mean they're record-wise they're equal but also they were supposed to be really good and then they're just kind of mid

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right now yeah I think the bills might have been one of the most undeliver teams in the last couple of

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years I actually I predict thanks I'm gonna say this right now go listen to the preview the NFL preview

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episode back in August um I said I am sick and tired of the bills and I'm done

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and they're disgusting to me I said they're they're liars and their cheats

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that they say they're going to win the Super Bowl every year and they never do yeah and look look what happened they're

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five and five they're tied with the Indianapolis Colts the Indianapolis Colts are in the hunt with Gardner mshu I heard somebody say that

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we should keep Gardner mshu as quarterback if we make the playoffs like next year keep them which is just

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Insanity like that's that's crazy what what crack are we smoking right

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now so my beloved Joe burrow is done for the year I'm sorry Joey thoughts and

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prayers you know it's he's still a human being just like all these other players plus Joe burrow is just my boyfriend

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more my boyfriend than Anthony Richards which I apologize to Anthony Richardson I I love the guy he's awesome he was

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signing autographs at the Jags game after the game you know even though he was hurt so but Joe burrow is my

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boyfriend um get the cutest guy in the NFL back in Action yeah we need that we need that to happen um speaking of the

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cutest guy in the NFL we haven't had the discussion of Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift on the

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show but the other guys we've kind of mentioned it but that's not really that's serious football an analyzing all

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right last week last week I said the Broncos were going to beat the bills because the bills are mid that's some

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serious serious statistical um I can't even think of the

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word statistical analysis yeah that's that's the right word I was thinking analyzation but that's not a

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word Travis Kelce is is gonna meet the parents tonight Taylor Swift's parents

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or or tomorrow there's no way or Monday Monday oh actually okay because they're playing they're playing the Eagles the

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Chiefs playing e Monday night big game for you obviously I know you have all the all the money in the world all the

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money in the world is invested I should bet on the Eagles but the the parents

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are going to the game because they're Eagles fans the Travis Kelce thing at first I

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was way at first I was like that's cool and then the media got way into it and I

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was like no that we're done with this now now I'm back in I've bought back in

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to the whole thing for me it's like because I'm pretty sure I have Travis Kelsey in both

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my fantasy leagues um so you want her at every game exactly and it's it's making

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me so angry that the game she doesn't show up at homie drops like two points or it's not two but like he balls out

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tanking games and it's like dude you're supposed to be my wide receiver number one I drafted you first and you know now

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I'm over here in my other league the logic is very sound that he goes off when she's there have you ever played

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dodgeball in middle school and your crush is sitting in the stands I mean

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come on you're you're you're balling out you ever play basketball and your crush is on the other side of the

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Court like shooting Hoops or whatever and you're like you're in a four on four five on five game threaten your stuff

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you're you're you're Prime Steph Curry when she's on that side like that's that's what we are we're I'm

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LeBron James I'm Michael Jordan game seven of the 98 finals like that

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that's what I'm doing when she's on the other side so of course Travis is going to drop and of course Patrick Mahomes is

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going to be like yeah man I'm going to get you the ball man me get you the ball but it's like he's so good anyway just

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why can't he just like how about have him play well every game and then

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absolutely ball out 50 fantasy point game he knows she's in the stands he's

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gonna he has the extra strength I guess he probably feels like his has made of concrete when she

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when she's in the stands and when she's not he's like oh man I missed my girlfriend because it's a new

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relationship you know it's yeah it they're in the honeymoon phas what's gonna happen when they get into a

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fight like he does when he she's not at the freaking Stadium what if she's at the game and they're in a fight and

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she's like I still want to come and support you because I love you I swear here's what's gonna happen fantasy playoffs come in I'm in both leagues I'm

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in fantasy playoffs Travis Kelce Taylor Swift break up has the Tom Brady effect

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and you know he just I now have a zero point every single game tight end for the two playoff games or three however

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many there are sometimes it's a tough life I just yeah

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yeah obviously you know I could have an Jamar chase you know but Jamar Chase

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isn't gonna do yeah because so I'm still fortunate to have Travis Kel over anyone else but I just you know I'd like

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some consistency I think there was there might have even been no I have ta Hill in another we

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League which that's I I wish just be Flex player though that is crazy that

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he's tight end he's played quarterback running back wide receiver and tight end he should be a flex player I don't that

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that is literally what the position is made for the flex position you can put anyone there yeah he should just be a

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flex but they don't they don't use him enough anyways I agree he could be a he could be like a top 10 fantasy player if

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if they used him correctly MH I don't care what anyone says I think belich would use him

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perfect perfectly yeah um people are now turning

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on Travis and Taylor though for some reason I saw somebody say that why

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should we why should we be happy that Taylor Swift is dating a midman who's poorer than

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her and I'm like that's that's that's different if it was like uh an average

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everyday guy MH who doesn't have a job but is dating Taylor Swift I would

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understand that like me that's me but even still it's like I'm like I think that's I I hate

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this sentence because I think it's so dumb but that's one of those things where it's whatever makes you happy with

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the partner you choose obviously I don't extend that into most other places of

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your life however I would if a celebrity you know wants to date Joe Mo she can

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date Jo Mo I think Travis but it's not some quote average guy Travis is poorer

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than her and but but Travis is successful in his own right and he's I don't I don't care he's not a mid-

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looking guy I don't like I don't like the bald head I am I do think it's a

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weird match I would think Taylor Swift would have some kind of you know Shawn Mendes like boy well that's what he

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that's what she's been doing and it hasn't worked well Jake Jaylen Hall is an absolute stud if oh my goodness he is

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but I don't know it didn't him I

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will but I would think I would I would think that Jake gyllen Hall like that

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would be her type you know someone like that well Travis Kelce is that big brolic Travis Kelce like I it was have

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you watched him in Catching Kelce the dating show he did no look at what he looks like in that show he's a

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stud he looks like Jake Gyllenhaal in that show he has the beard he has the tall hair now I hate the haircut I hate

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I don't like the shaved head doesn't look good I agree he could do he could do the mustache the porn Sash and like

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the hair that he has but the shaved head doesn't work it's just not it's not a Taylor Swift thing you have to look like

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the typical high school quarterback I think to date Taylor Swift which isn't a bad thing I'm not guess don't to date

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tayloris Kel's doing it I guess you just have to be a football player yeah I I'll

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say the video of her running up to Travis after the concert adorable I'll say it I'll say it

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right now take my man card away whatever it was adorable it was nice I didn't see

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that I don't it's so hard for me to like care about celebrities or like see them

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as people like I just don't I I look at that too I think about like celebrity

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marriages and I'm like you people like it's like that I think about that so

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much where it's like it's almost like a royal family you guys are marrying by association like for example Brad Pit

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and Angelina Jolie no specific hate to them but it's like it's just two actors

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who like I don't know it's incest to me it's gross okay it really is no but like

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I I think about like celebrities and it's like celebrity marriages do you just like like do you cuddle with your

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wife at night like do they do they like cuddle like a a boyfriend and girlfriend

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do at times like I feel like they just kind of like stand around with their managers all the time I agree and I I

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feel like it's such a like like if you're a celebrity you

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have to marry and date another celebrity and then even like I don't know I just

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feel like yeah they don't I mean I'm sure there's plenty that do but I feel cloney George Clooney's dated a lot of

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women that weren't celebrities I'll give it to him I always think when you when someone says George

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Clooney that they're talking about that one guy who did all the date rape

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drugs Bill Cosby I owe yes I get them two mixed up so much and I was for a

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moment I'm like yeah well first of all first of all Bill Cosby's black so

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George cloney is like I don't know Italian something like that I don't know's he's like Fair he's but for some

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reason those names just I are ENT I'm pretty sure Bill Cosby is

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84 and George Boone is like in his early 60s so they're not the same I

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know just for some reason I'm really bad at with remembering actors anyway but

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for some reason my brain just gets those two mixed up it's Wild Bill Cosby got out of prison I'm pretty sure he's out

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and like he he did like a show which is crazy I don't know how anyone

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would even go to the show maybe he turned his life around

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maybe like would I go to a Bill Cosby comedy show I don't know I would feel uncomfortable I feel like I would be

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really weird I'd also feel like this isn't a person I support personally so I would feel uncomfortable spending any

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amount of money I I watch the NFL and the NFL does some a lot of players do some pretty yeah no I know but like

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like like our lines are so weird when people you know people draw different lines at things right and it's just like

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very abstract so like I I would understand

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somebody saying like yeah I like to watch The Cosby Show because I don't reminds me of when I was a kid even

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though Bill Cosby raped like a million girls so like I get it but like yeah I

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wouldn't be able to do that I would like when I would see him I was like well

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what does this guy like he's is is is my drink spiked right now I do now that you mention it I do

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have some very odd lines that I draw because like let's not put those lines

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on onto a recording put one I'll put one because there's a cigarette

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company I can't remember uh Altria or some I don't think it's all I don't know

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about it's a great stock to be invested in but I don't feel comfortable investing in it because of what they do

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like they're responsible for all the Vapes and um or a lot of them you know UK just banned they just said uh you

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can't buy a cigarette like if if you're like 14 if you're 14 or younger right

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now you'll never be able to buy a cigarette ever which is kind of based to me I mean I but all

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those people never look cool in their whole life I think like cuz people will go

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like well what about freedom to choose what you want I'm like I don't know man the government bans I mean some products

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all the time aren't good at choosing their own freedom but then also you have toot trust in your government though

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which no one does like I don't trust the government to make my choices that's why I don't like taxes if I if I liked what

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the if I felt that the government was doing useful things with our money for the American people I would be like yeah

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I'll pay I'll pay 30% taxes because it's going to what you know XYZ

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like like if our roads have to be shut down for 41 was shut down for like four

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years I don't think I remember that for like part of 41 by the by the bridge was

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shut down go up wringling or go through four years what why am I paying my taxes

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for that that's you guys aren't doing with it I'm not paying my taxes for that I'm

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sorry all right we're not we're not talking about this anymore um what else what else else

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let's see uh oh the Oakland Athletics moved to Vegas so Oakland has now lost all four

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of their professional sports teams at some point there used to be oh did all four go to Vegas I know the Raiders did

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no one one was a hockey team in like the 70s and they lost it um and

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then Oakland went to Vegas the Warriors went to where did there you go they were

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in Oakland and then they left I think they maybe went to LA or something Golden State Warriors but I mean no I

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don't I don't really think people Associated them with Oakland anyways and then um the A's are now gone there's

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nothing nothing to do in Oakland where even is Oakland is that in California yeah it's like Southern California I

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think I hope I'm right about that because I'll get Oakland California sounds right in my head it definitely is

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California okay but um so I think that opens up a spot for chaotically

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intolerant table tennis team

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Oakland we'll really have to Workshop a name for that but maybe maybe we'll take it be kind of cool maybe we'll take it

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away from Sarasota because we I actually haven't announced any of the team names anything

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but teams are coming next year just a little a little thing a little Easter

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egg I guess um and Sarasota does have a team but you guys might lose that team because I don't know if I I

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don't know if I want that seems a little campy to choose your hometown to have a

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team but I don't know who would get the hometown what do you

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mean like you know who who what who would be because everyone's saraso in so

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like who would get the privilege of coaching that team or being on it you know I'm not I'm I wasn't born here so I

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was born You're an Alien yeah I am an

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alien yeah we we'll figure it out you know I was watching Alien versus Predator the other day and it was just a

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couple guys from Florida Alien versus

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Predator get it somewhat just so it was somebody from

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Miami and somebody from Jacksonville basically alien and a predator I got the Alien

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Part you get the Predator part a sexual predator okay I was

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thinking that that's what Florida is made up of that's just the entire existence of Florida but well I'm neither so yeah that's true um there was

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also uh you didn't say you weren't either what do you mean oh wait I guess you'd be an alien technically I'm an

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alien to Sarasota I've been here long enough I'm fine a

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predator not true misinformation kid that's misinformation because then Taylor Swift would hang out with

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you she hangs out with Jackson Mahomes he's a predator anyway that's true that's anue that's crazy should get hate

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for that they no I I put it out I put it out there um I made sure people knew make sure they understood somebody needs

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to somebody needs to tell Taylor that is unacceptable I don't know how that happens um but uh moving on

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um start breaking stuff yeah uh the pickle ball Predator speaking of predators has been caught apparently

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there was a guy masturbating on pickle ball courts I don't know why that's a

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place that you get it going but you know I me the game is called pickle and ball

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so that's true yeah maybe that's how he thought you play yeah i' listen I've been out to the pickle ball courts in

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Sarasota and there are some stained so they're nice they're good courts they're

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uh there's some actually nice nice women out there some nice ladies someone's been

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here somebody's somebody's came to these pickle ball

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cour yep that's what I think Predator maybe both an alien and a

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predator got together and just you know made a Super Alien Predator um yeah

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some guy was jerking off pickleball courts so that's that's a problem I feel like that's something that would happen here that would definitely happen in

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Florida in Florida I don't know about Sarasota though

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Sarasota we we're we're sneaky our crime rate is very low like it's actually

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sneaky sneaky kind of higher than you would expect there was a homicide a few weeks ago at a um at a veterinary

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clinic in Sarasota a pit bu out to a

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child oh my God I was on Instagram reals last night and my feed was just feeding me

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car like violent car crashes and violent animal attacks on either animals or

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people and I was I was under I was under the influence so it was not a good night

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it started really freaking me out I started getting real uncomfortable that reminded me of that no it was human on

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human not not pitbull on child gotta that that cup that Pitbull named cupcake

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is and sound all right let's let's get this

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little draft going can you pull up the random number generator um yeah I'll put

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one if

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possible okay what is your number going to be man it's 1250

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um

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31 GNA go 31 I'll be respectable and not do 30

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I'll do I'll

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do 24 so it's still close but not completely toxic okay generate get on my

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phone let's go easy dub all right what are you going

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with one or two yeah I'm going first bro I already know what you're going to take

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this is gonna me I'm gonna do entree oh oh okay it's fine I feel like entree or drink are the

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ones where you have to do something quickly I'm gonna do entree freaking

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turkey there's only one other entree but uh mid as hell turkey is mid as hell we

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don't eat it every we don't eat it all year normal people eat turkey at Thanksgiving no this is Thanksgiving draft this isn't every day like the most

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enjoyable part of your plate no exactly you just took one one you're like yeah

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it's actually kind of mid dude who isn't eating turkey though it's but like it's mid it's just it's it's kind of Aver a

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good turkey is good but like it's its ceiling is just not

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there now bro you're just the greatest turkey you're not thankful um I am

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thankful and I'm gonna take my entree no I'm not going to do that that would

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be stupid I already know what it's gonna um no I'm gonna take my side and I'm gonna take uh mac and cheese mac and

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cheese din roll that would be crazy I'm goingon to

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take mac and cheese as my side um I feel like that's that's the most reasonable

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one right um and then my next one I'm going to go I'm going to

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take man what do we have dessert out there I'm going to take a dessert and

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I'm going to take I'm going to be American here because Thanksgiving is one of the most American holidays it's

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about the time that an uh uh Italian correct Chris

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Columbus Italian I think he's Spanish I think he was like part Italian

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because I know Tony Soprano loves him I thought he was Spanish the the Santa Maria and the

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whatever I don't know is that a completely different Expedition no 14 Christopher

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Columbus sailed the ocean blue in 1492 on the Nina the Pinta and the San

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all Spanish yeah I'm pretty sure he's from Spain well whatever anyways

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it's a non it's it's an immigrant it's an immigrant that's what America is immigrants and he came in and just

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murdered a bunch of Native Americans and we celebrate that day so

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no I'm not I'm not taking a stand against Thanksgiving I love Thanksgiving I don't really care about the history

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behind it because it's just a time to spend with your family like whatever I think our modern day meeting on it it's

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not it's not celebrating that that's crazy and and if you think that you're you're crazy like we acknowledge that

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they did some pretty horrible but you know what horrible happened that that's what land is people just

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took land back from back and forth that's all it is so um okay I'm going to

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go with the most American of this American holiday I'm going to go apple pie for a

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dessert apple pie literally throwing goated apple pie is goated you ever had

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apple pie with ice cream sure apple pie is good but that's not even the pie of choice on thanks Pumpkin Pie

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sucks ass and I'm I'm I'm tired such a baby dude are you afraid of pickles too

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no I like pickles I love pickles I'll eat a whole ass pickle right now now I don't like pumpkin pie is the most

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mid of Pies it is the best part of the pumpkin

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pie is the whipped cream that's what it is no you're you're a you are a baby you're a child pumpkin

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stuff is so delicious that orange just whatever it even is it it's slop you're

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eating slop pumpkin SL you're eating gr you're eating GR in pumpkin you're

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eating GRL in F that's what you're doing it's up to the audience you're an idiot you're an idiot

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you know at your Thanksgiving you got I'll give you I'll let you have pumie I'm literally just giving you pumpkin

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pie you got the McDonald's menu at your menu at your than you're saying mac and cheese is McDonald's are you on are you

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on drugs right now I'm only on a stimulant I'm on a stimul I will say I would love for McDonald's to add mac and

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cheese Chick-fil-A adding mac and cheese is so good but but it doesn't fit the aesthetic of of McDonald's yeah but they

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need to add it to fast food places that's also why I love Arby's because what other place do you really get deli

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meat sandwiches like that unless you got yeah but that's a whole different type of sub that's a sub that's not like a

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ham and cheese sandwich you know you're really going to Arby's for a ham and cheese sandwich well I go for roast beef

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and cheese you're going there for a roast beef and cheese sometimes French dip why in a Jew sauce you can make that

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at home yeah but it's not the same it's nice and warm and good and heat it up

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dude I can also make a cheeseburg at home like that doesn't no but that's that is completely different that is a different AR at home I can make two

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contenders at home that is a different AR first off you're not cooking the french fries and and tenders

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and oil well yeah but everyone has an air fryer so it tastes different actually my air fryer broke so I'm just

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I'm sluming it right now I know right I've I've had two air fryers break in like three

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years D May what is going on how many microwaves have you had bre never i' I've been using the microw

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mic I've been eating so much popcorn lately like the last like six months

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I've been on a popcorn kick I've probably I'm probably like eating like

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two bags a week two bags of popcorn a week which is like I feel like that's a crazy amount for popcorn popcorn is like

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a special special snack right like you don't eat it all the time chips you probably eat not really pretty on

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average popcorn is not a chip and it's like the microwave popcorn I don't do the pre-bagged

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whatever that is that stuff is horrible anyways I'm right pumpkin Pie's ass go

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yeah bro next year he's gonna have the same Epiphany as dinner roll no no no I'm not that stupid anyway so my side

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one I'm gonna do mashed potatoes I was I was thinking mashed potatoes which can I do with gravy or should gravy be

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something separate no I think I think gravy is like a condiment to me to me

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gravy because you don't eat it alone when do you ever eat gravy alone okay so it can just kind of be assumed that Gra

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might be at both thanksgivings or whatever or at NE yeah you can use it it's I think it's an essential condiment

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okay got if if you eat it that's different but it's gravy is never something that's you're just scooping

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you're just drinking yeah that Rose um and

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then my second side I'm between two things and I know one is a pick that's just for me and the other one would be

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more geared towards the audience so I guess I'll go with my audience pick Pander yeah I'll Pand

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Pander I'll do stuffing stuffing is still good to me I think it's kind of mid too like I've never I've I've

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literally never liked stuffing eats freaking cheeseburgers at I've never liked stuffing no I I'm I've never

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enjoyed stuffing I think it's like soggy bread Alex eats freaking cheeseburgers

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soyad Coke and freaking you're you're eating soggy bread that's where you're making ice cream sandwiches as

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Thanksgiving you're choosing soy you have the freaking um Charlie Brown Thanksgiving popcorn Jelly Beans that

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sounds awesome I remember watching that I was like holy this is awesome oh my goodness who thought who

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put that together who in that little who in that little group was like did they ever think did they ever think

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you know maybe we we've had Thanksgiving the dog cooked the food dude this dog this dog is an idiot has he

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ever had Thanksgiving I think if they picked any other food than the message of the story would it have been received and it would have been worse you know

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that was that's a situation because the whole message is doesn't matter what you eat just as long as you're there with

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your friends I guess doesn't matter where you set up you know they pulled out a pingpong table and ate at the ping

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pong table in lawn chairs doesn't matter who doesn't matter where you are what you eat just matters that you're there

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with can somebody explain to me why why Snoopy is is constantly getting into dog

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fights in a plane what is what is going on with that it's just his awesome side plot what Charlie Brown is

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like clinically depressed and then like they cut to Snoopy they cut to Snoopy

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fighting fighting nais nobody explain that to me that's crazy

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um next pick because you have you have two I already did M two mashed potatoes and stuffing oh yeah mid my two sides

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mashed potatoes is good that that that's a good pick it's an awesome Pi yeah um what am I on my third pick I have drink

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um I mean drink like like I did some research on this one I

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got kind of inspired that's kind of hard I I mean can I I'm just gonna

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take I'm gonna take alcoholic apple cider okay like I don't I don't know I

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mean probably yeah I I'll find a picture for it but just like any alcoholic apple cider because now that I'm 21 I'm just

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only drinking alcohol my the drinks I thought of are all alcoholic too cuz like okay it's

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like apple cider and and then I'm not going to say water or Coke but it's like you could think of a nice fall cocktail

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yeah for it so that's kind of the route I kind of yeah yeah I'm gonna take an alcoholic apple cider easy um and then

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I'm gonna go what do I have well I have my entree

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um you know people have been saying steak is now an entree they're going to do steak for than ging you actually want

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cheese no no no no I'm not taking no no no that's crazy that's crazy I'm saying I'm saying it's insane go to Alex's

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house for freaking Big Max on yeah that's insane no I'm I'm just going with a honey baked

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Tam the the ham the ham is better than turkey I do like ham more than turkey I

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ham is better than turkey I will have my Honey Baked Ham on Christmas when you're supposed to have it I'll have it both

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times they do Ham on Thanksgiving that is actually a very common Thanksgiving thing if it was whatever makes you happy

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Leighton I would have a big Ma don't say whatever shut the up but no oh

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I eat the correct way I eat like a human being you're a you are an

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animal a turkey is is whatever whatever you go you go freaking chicken I think

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you have one okay I'll do my dessert pumpkin pie obviously mid so M okay stay

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mad um and then my drink what did I put so I had a couple um but I think I'm

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going to do something that I would probably like more than anything I thought first of an oldfashioned because

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I'm like that's kind of that's a fall drink that's a fall drink then I thought of a whiskey sour kind of the same way never had it but I've never had I've

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only had an oldfashioned that I made myself and it was horrible so instead I'm GNA do one of the seasonal October

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Fest beer I didn't have one in mind but if you needed me to pick one I'll just do like the Samuel Adams one I've never

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had one but I can imagine it's probably pretty OCT a good one tonight yeah we'll find one

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tonight so I'll do an October FES beer because they do have all those fall

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seasonal ones yeah yeah yeah yeah all right um what do I have on side two all

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right um I mean it's sitting right there for me it's literally sitting there you

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didn't take it I I have to take this I'm going to take a roll I'm taking

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a dinner roll crazy I'm what crazy don't even don't laugh last year fighting

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tooth and nail for your biscuits I admit that I'm wrong I'm a man homie's drafting dinner roll I'm a man I can

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admit I'm wrong crazy I know to admit when I'm I can lose a thousand drafts but at least I'll get the satisfaction

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of being correct on dinner roll versus biscuit I'm I I am correct I you're you

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were right the first time and now I'm taking the dinner Rong um spit it can't be those remember those hard dinner

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rolls that they would serve at school No don't touch me with that cuts the M

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cut your mouth open either the King's Hawaiian rolls or there are these like it's like this little circular pan you

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can buy it at Walmart and they're these like the softest rolls ever dous them and butter they're awesome so I'm either

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one of those um I think that's it all right go over the picks and any sort of I'll go I'll

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go in or yeah so for entree I chose turkey Alex got the L and chose ham no I put

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honey baked in case you care but um then side one Alex chose mac and cheese I

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chose mashed potatoes side two Leighton chose stuffing Alex chose dinner

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rolls then dessert Alex chose apple pie Leighton chose pumpkin pie and drink

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Alex chose alcoholic apple cider Laton chos alcoholic October FZ beer I didn't

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write I think yeah I don't think alcoholic needs to be said for beer so

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um H I'm trying to think of honorable mentions do you have any I actually did have a bunch um I think oh green bean

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casserole was I would have not a casserole guy lots of people aren't I

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love green bean casserole but like I would basically be conceding the whole draft if I did that absolutely um I also

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had pumpkin cookies for dessert I need to bring you some this year because my mom makes some and they're one of the

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best things I've ever put in my mouth I'm not a big pumpkin dessert guy whatso I mean I'll try them I'm I'm open to

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trying anything but I'm not a big pumpkin dessert guy I did have dinner rolls under my sides too yeah um no

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biscuits yeah no biscuits are on there whatsoever L biscuits

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um I guess like I mean any form of potato you can you can throw any form of potato out there and it's fine you could

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have honestly somebody could put french fries out there it'd be a little crazy dude it'd be a little crazy this

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McDonald's Thanksgiving but if somebody put out like homemade french fries I would be like yeah that's cool that's

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that's like it's a little unique but it's not big enough where it's like you're changing the meal you know what I

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mean steak with mac and cheese and French fries steak again that's not something I would do it's a little too

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revolutionary steak is really weird that's that's crazy it's expensive it's crazy expensive having steak for

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Thanksgiving all the people it's like Michael Scott in the office when he has the they do a bachelor party at the

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office and he literally has 20 steaks he's grilling on his George Foreman grill and they're like Tbone

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Saks so they're expensive how I don't know how he could afford that on that salary um yeah I didn't have Ste also

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just doesn't make me think of like fall or like it makes me think of winter more

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when like you're grilling outside it just makes me think of like like nighttime or I rather have a steak out

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not at home yeah surrounded by family that I don't often see yeah you want to something a little different yeah yeah

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um took call I mean we took all the Staples there isn't much else um yeah I honestly didn't prepare too

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well for the draft was a little busy I think it still went well yeah I think it went very similar to last year I think

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Yeahs was a whole new thing yeah drinks well we're 21 now yeah um all right

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Michael will be down in Sarasota soon so hopefully we'll be able to do that but thank you all for watching and we'll see

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you next week have a Happy Thanksgiving Happy Thanksgiving get hammered and then watch the Jets play on Black

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Friday good Lord stop putting the Jets on prime time it's crazy we'll see you next

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week