Sydney Sweeney in Tights, Punxsutawney Phil is a coward & Super Bowl prop bets | Episode 136
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Alex Boyajian
2/6/202430 min read
Welcome! Lets explore the world of Chaotically Intolerant, make sure to like, comment, subscribe, share, the whole damn thing The the boys cover various random topics today, including sports, the Super Bowl, Taylor Swift, and Punxsutawney Phil. They criticize Punxsutawney Phil and call for his removal from office. We also include a discussion about Theo Epstein returning to Boston and Super Bowl predictions. Sydney Sweeney in Tights, Punxsutawney Phil is a coward & Super Bowl prop bets | Episode 136 (0:00) Intro (0:17) Honoring Carl Weathers in the best way we know how (1:53) Tate McRae Has Our Hearts (4:25) Name a Woman (11:29) Sporcle (24:25) Theo Epstien is back in Boston (28:58) Super Bowl Props (38:06) Punxsutawney Phil is a RAT B*STARD Follow us on: / chaoticallyintolerant / chaoticallyintolerant https://www.threads.net/@chaoticallyi... / chaoticallyintollerant / ci_podcast_ Checkout our website! chaoticallyintolerant.com Blog: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/blog Catch Summer Smash Here: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/sum... All Updates on Tecmo Bowl: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/tec... Meet the personalities of Chaotically Intolerant: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/per... Meet the Hall of Famers: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/hal...
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Alex Boyajian (00:18) you just shit yourself on as it was counting down.
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Welcome back to Chaotic Clean Tall on episode 136. Leighton shit himself right before he came on.
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He was getting a glass of water from Antarctica, apparently.
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But yeah, he was naked right before this as well. So any girls that just listen to this show just for Leighton are a large female audience.
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You missed out, you missed out. Um, first off, I want to start with a solemn note.
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RIP to Mr. Carl Weathers. Dang. Yeah. Cause he's in a rest of development.
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And I saw that and I'm like, dang, he's a G. He was, he was known, he was known for
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knowing how to make a real good stew. You know, real good stew.
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And helping to my He basically stole $1,100 from Tobias.
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We actually, we watched the episode last night, just in honor of Carl, because that made me
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sad. I know. But RIP to Carl, he's a G. He was a real guy. Apollo Creed.
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Michael Scott trusts Apollo Creed more than Pam Beasley trusts her own father. So clearly Apollo Creed is good guy, good guy.
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So RIP to Carl. You want to jump on the wheel, Leighton? We don't, we're not going to touch on how Baker Mayfield won a...
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Well, we'll see if it lands on Leighton's pick. Super easy passing contest. If it was so easy, then why didn't, you know, the other quarterbacks won it?
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Because, oh, Tate McRae at the NHL All-Star Game.
Tate McRae Has Our Hearts
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I just wanted a chance to talk about Tate McRae, the newest IT girl in If I was on, I don't even play hockey, but if she said, hey, we need somebody to play,
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I'd be playing hockey. I would have been an NHL All-Star at that point.
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And I guess we can use that to also lead into the Pro Bowl.
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Not the Pro Bowl games. The Pro Bowl sucks. The Pro Bowl does suck. It sucks now.
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It's really How many playoff games did the Colts lose this year? Zero?
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The Colts have lost zero playoff games? How many regular season games did the Colts lose?
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Actually the same amount as the Buccaneers. So and the Colts also lost zero playoff games The Buccaneers have lost one playoff game.
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You're so cool. The Philadelphia Eagles are literally, the Bucs are literally top eight. The Philadelphia Eagles literally did not win a playoff game.
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The Bucks just want to play off game by default because the Eagles are so trash and the press are mad.
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The Colts would have lost that game. The Ravens, how many playoff games did they lose? They lost one.
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It's the Leighton Hurts. So the Bucks are better than, the Bucks are as good as the Ravens. So Leighton, you have no teams right now, right?
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Yeah, I'm a 49ers fan now. Oh brother. Oh my god.
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Anna Frye. You're an Anna Frye fan? I don't know who that is. You don't know Anne of Rye? The name sounds familiar.
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It's just this high school girl that looks exactly like Brock Purdy.
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Okay. Yeah, that's it. It's really not that big of a deal, but for some reason TikTok loves her.
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Yeah, Tate McRae. That wasn't supposed to be a long segment on anything, but I just wanted to mention
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Tate McRae. Bonk. Bonk to bonk to the NHL for having her as a captain. I'm gonna say that bonk to them because They know they knew what they were doing.
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Like they know they know what's going on Um, oh, yeah, check out. Uh I forgot I guess i'll mention this.
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Um, check out the first trailer for um Chaotic meantime table tennis league that's dropping
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sunday night So as you're listening to this it dropped yesterday Very exciting.
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Okay, let's give her another her. Did you just assume the wheels gender? I said let's give this a spin.
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Oh it's stuck. Name a woman. Name a woman. Layton name a woman.
Name a Woman
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Helen Keller. It has to be real women, not fictional.
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She's a real woman. Ha ha! Fake. No, she's fake. Are you being serious?
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No. Okay. I was about to say, Homie doesn't...
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Homie thinks Helen Keller was a made-up person. I think it was... I think it might have been a little fabricated.
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She was a CIA special ops undercover. She could have been. I mean, how do you write a book?
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How do you write a book? You can't hear, you can't see, you can't talk. What are you supposed to do?
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What we can write. She was a teacher too, which I find that... Um, incredible. Whether there's a will, there's a way, you know?
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Again, I don't listen. All respect to Helen Keller. That must've been a very difficult life.
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But if it was my kid and I was told, Hey, your teacher is blind and she's deaf and she's
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mute. I don't know if I would want my kid to learn from Helen Keller.
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I think that's a fair statement. Yeah, I don't think I would say, hey, I get it.
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I need to sit on it and sit in on a few classes. I would at least like to see what's going on in this class.
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You got to live stream the How am I supposed to know my kid is learning anything?
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Like how am I supposed to know what Helen Keller knows? Can we get some sign language in the chat?
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Sign language doesn't work, she can't see the signs. She can't see the fingers moving. I did hear about teaching your infant sign language so that they can communicate before
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they're able to talk. Have you ever seen Meet the Fockers?
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No. It's a Ben Stiller movie with Robert De Niro. It's a sequel to Meet the Parents, where Ben Stiller meets Robert De Niro because he wants
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to marry his daughter. And Robert De Niro is like a former CIA operative and he's just super paranoid about everything.
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And then in the second movie, they go and meet Ben Stiller's parents and they bring the, I want to say they bring like the grandson and the kid, they like taught the kid sign
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language so he can tell them what he wants. And then Ben Stiller teaches him a cuss word as his first word.
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Good for him. Asshole is his first word in the movie.
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Yeah. Apparently I also understood Polish no not Polish Maybe it was Polish no Icelandic.
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I understood Icelandic when I was a baby. That's what my mom tells me Which I think is a crock of shit Yeah, you know I actually
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First time I picked up a golf club, I was three years old and I shot 30 under par. At least that's what my mom tells
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moms always right was alive and all right if there is actually no reason to live out
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there i mean maybe she was trying to be involved was trying to uh... and i'll encourage you
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to play more golf maybe that's what we mean that's why i was maybe that's why friends with you because your mom is paying me to encourage you to play more golf
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Well, she would, I think she would pay someone better at golf.
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I don't know. There's a lot of people that are better at golf than me.
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Um, actually I haven't named a woman. I haven't named a woman. Um, Dakota Johnson.
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She's in the new miss. It's Miss Spider-Man something.
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I don't know, but Dakota Johnson and Sidney Sweeney are in the movie at the same time.
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And Sidney Sweeney's wearing the latex. They're literally using Sidney Sweeney in a latex suit as the advertising.
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Like that is the, that's the push. I'm bonking Sony. Sony is horny.
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Major horny bonk to Sony right there for just marketing. I mean, for the research, I'm gonna look this up.
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so that the listeners know to not look up Sydney Sweeney in a spandex suit.
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I'm going to help them avoid the places that you can find this, okay? Because it's disgusting, it's demeaning, it's horrible.
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Let's give it a search. What is homeboy? What is the mayor of Yaffersville doing on a memory
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they asked me why I make SCS 10 weeks and 6 zeros this part is definitely fake that
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is definitely not real hold on This is all not real.
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Yeah. Maybe I got But, I'll say this, the costumes in that movie look horrible.
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They look so bad. It's Madame Web is the title of the movie. Madame
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So is it like a is it its own thing or is it like based on a sequel of a current movie?
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I think it's in the same universe as Venom
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the Venom movies and somehow I think they made three of those as well or they're making
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a third one. I don't know how, but yeah.
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Uh, giant freaking robot is this,
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Here, I'll share my screen just so the people can know to stay away from this.
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Completely stay away from this. This is gross, disgusting, here we go. Yeah.
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So this is from the Spider-Man thing or a different way? I don't know if this is real. I think this is
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I think this photo is I don't know if I can share my other one. No, I can't I think this is a fake photo Don't even know what this is.
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I don't know who that is. That's not that's Sydney Sweeney and euphoria That does not look like her at all.
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I mean from the From the you know neck down. It looks like her but from the face.
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It doesn't look like her at all Right. What is what happened about bonk bonk?
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I'm not I'm calling I'm calling Disney out on their bonk This is a Disney bonk.
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Completely Disney bonk. You know what, it's a Sydney Sweeney bonk. Just start hitting her with a bat.
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No, please don't. Nobody do that, please.
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Spinning it again. I guess Leighton doesn't want it to be called her. Sporkle, sporkle, sporkle.
Sporcle
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Spook good. You know, last week when I did the show, I tried to search Sporkle into Sporkle.
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thing because I forgot I wasn't on Google for a second.
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Let's see. What do we want to do here? We could do like Super Bowl history.
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Yeah, we could do that. Unless you think that's a lame
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We can do two. We'll do two sporacles. We'll do a Super Bowl one because I guess the Super Bowl is happening in a week from
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today or six days from when this is released. Oh boy, this is going to be tough.
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Dang. Okay, I know one. I know one. You only know one? Your team is going to...
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No, like number one, number one. Oh, oh, oh. Now I think we're going to do something
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Is that a rage quit? Yes. NFL last Superbowl winners, NFL teams in order of the last Superbowl win, Superbowl winning
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quarterbacks by Let's do, I say let's just do Super Bowl title droughts.
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Play quiz. Alright, so the Lions, obviously. The Browns.
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The, that's crazy. Forget all the teams I haven't won.
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Texans, Jaguars. I didn't think there was that many teams I hadn't won.
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There's, looks like there's a good amount. Oh, it has to be over 25 years, technically.
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Titans. other never won hot tightens no ring actually the entire a fc south i really has except
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for the colts uh... cowboys got to be because wasn't there last when in like the nineties
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i think it was ninety five yes we'll be on here all the forty niners
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29 seasons. Now Seattle's won one Arizona.
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What about the Bengals? Wait. Yeah, the Cardinals never won.
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Yeah. Bengals. Let's see. What's another expansion team?
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When was the Steelers last Super Bowl? Wait, that wasn't, yeah, that wasn't that long ago.
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Big Ben had won one. Yeah, it was in the what about the dolphins in a long time since they won seventy four the jets nineteen sixty
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nine but the people say here green bay have a big not one of the long time now they want
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they want one rogers one with all and other yet they he'd be and it was a second season
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and then he's just choked every year after No, they... Oh, maybe they... Let me see.
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Yeah, cause they had a... Oh, we ran out of time!
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Fucker! Dang. We're redoing that. Fuck that. Oh, well we already know the...
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Oh, yeah, the Falcons, Bills. Yeah. NFL last Super Bowl winners. We'll do this one.
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Oh shit. 2023. Who won last year. Oh shit, Chiefs.
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2020... Rams? 2021. Bucket years, right? Or was it 2020?
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No, it was 2021. Wait, that was a, no, that was a 2020 season though.
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Unless maybe... Yeah, so it'd be... Oh yeah. So they're counting that.
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That's weird. Okay. The other one. Chiefs. Wait, 2019.
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Oh, Patriots. 2018. Eagles? 2016.
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Ooh, Broncos. Yup. Seahawks. Dude, I feel like so dumb right now.
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Now I'm in my bag.
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I'm in my fucking bag. Uh, Giants.
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Hold on. 2010 Super Bowl Packers.
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There we go. Who was that?
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Saints. 2008 was Steelers, 2007 Colts.
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Jesus. 96 Broncos. No? won in
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I gotta think. Oh that was the Cowboys.
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Yes, 49ers. 92 was the...
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no not the Giants. 92 was the... Oh are none of these repeating?
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Huh? Oh this is none of them are repeating. Got it.
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They beat the Bills. They beat the Bills in 92. Redskins. Yes. Whoa.
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Commanders. I'm goaded. 1986 was Not the Rams, was it?
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No, because the Rams won 22. Actually, where are the Rams?
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The Rams should be in here. Yeah, they are, 2022. Oh, oh, I was, I kept thinking back to the St. Louis Rams in the early 2000s.
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Shit, we're not gonna finish this. Is this, wait, is this the Raiders, 1986?
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I don't think I know the next one. Hey, we're way above average.
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Oh, the bears. I know.
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Oh, Raiders were next. Raiders. Yeah. The Bears were 86.
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I should have. Well, and I hate that they do the Super Bowl year because I always think of it as the season.
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I would have known the 1985 Bears. I would have known that easy. Um, yes.
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The Because I know the last one was the Jets. 24 to 7 over the Vikings.
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I can't remember damn All right. Let's do another one and then we'll move on to the to the next topic.
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You want to do a movie one? Yeah, that Order the Pixar
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Let's do I wonder if we can do an arrested development one Whoa. Oh yeah, Daniel Larson got arrested and is in jail by the way.
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He has a $20,000 bail. Dang.
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And World of T-shirts also got Rested Development Opening, Rested Development Tough Trivia, Rested Development Characters.
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Follow that line. Let's do Follow That Or that seems like I'm gonna have to type it. I don't want to type it.
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Let's just do Alright, first one. Missing word.
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I'm half machine, I'm a monster. Monster, yeah. Oh, I've just been in the film business for a while, but I just can't seem to get one
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in I would think but, but that doesn't make sense because it's got to be something sexual.
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Like oh yeah, I think it has to do with ass. It has to be something, another form of ass.
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Let's skip it because we have five minutes on this. But we do not, not wag our blank at one another to make a point.
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George Senior. This is hard. I thought this was like a match, a matching
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Well I know the next one is suit with Joe Oh yeah With a $5000 suit, come on!
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Lindsay are you forgetting that I was the professional Toys for...
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And now RIPPEST The ocean, like holy crap that's gonna look good on a hat Oh, I just
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watched this Cuz it's when she was working for the movie place.
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I can't remember. I don't know the next two. I know what an erection feels like, Michael.
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No, it's the opposite. It's like my heart is getting.
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It's like my heart is That's tough. Can't do that. Don't leave your uncle blank
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That's from Tobias? I thought it would have been from George's twin brother.
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Uncle No, so he's talking to George Michael. Yeah. Don't leave your
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I don't know. You must teach me, George Michael, you must teach me the ways of the blank flesh.
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From This is all too much. This is too hard. We got to do a different one. We're rage quitting.
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We're rage quitting. These aren't even like notable quotes. Yeah. They're just the development character blitz.
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Let's try Oh, this one's easy. Well, we'll cook. We'll cook in this.
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Bob blah blah. Where is he? There he is. Maybe Funke.
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Where's maybe? Lindsay. Oscar. Where is Oscar?
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There. There's no one on here that I don't know.
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I know this one's too easy George Bluth Lucille George Michael just about finding him like
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how can you fail this? gene parmesan
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Franklin Delano blue. Oh Franklin this Steve-o... Steve-o!
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They ain't imagined not getting 100%. I know. It said the average was 80. How can it be 80?
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Without lessons. We'll try What is this? I don't understand this.
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Wait, that's why you don't pit Jobe and Michael against each But where am I?
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Yeah, where's the I don't know what this, this thing is not Oh, this one looks like what we
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Maybe Never nude. David Mr. Manager.
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Mm-hmm. This is not good either. These all Who said it?
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This has to be Too many lives have been ruined by some cheap waitress at a hojo who said she used an IUD.
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Who said that? I would guess... Job. Sounds like a
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It's as Anne as the nose on Plains face. That's gotta be Anne.
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There we go. I don't understand the question and I won't respond to it. Oh, I think that's her.
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Yes. I'm looking for something that says, Dad Likes Oh, because that's got to be Tobias, but Job also goes to the Gothic Castle that one
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I don't think Tobias would call him dad. I would I would think yeah to buy us and say daddy But I think it might be Tobias to be
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honest I could be wrong. Oh, you're so goaded. Okay, it was for me. Yeah, I was going to smoke the marijuana like a cigarette.
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I think that's Buster from when he tried to get George Michael. No, it was.
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Oh. Do you guys know where I can get one of those gold necklaces with a T on
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I think that's maybe. Yeah. Army had half a day. Of course that's buster.
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How could it not? I hate the wetlands. They're stupid and wet and there are bugs everywhere. I think I maced a crane.
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And this. Dang we got a little below average. That sucks. Dang.
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Okay. I think that's enough Sporacle for You just... How many times did we spawn?
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Four? okay theo epsine to boston i'll give it i'll give it to this is not a latent topic but
Theo Epstien is back in Boston
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i think i should touch on it and then we'll spin again uh... theo epsine is returning to boston this is big news for red sox fans because uh... no he's not he's actually the
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goat he literally has the Midas touch anything he touches turns to gold uh... he won the
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Cubs the World Series so he's the goat I mean, he's in the ownership group now, but he's only worth $30 million.
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So can't imagine he owned that much of the ownership group, but they want him there, which is good.
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They want him to run the team and be an advisor. So that better mean 10 World Series titles in the next 20 years.
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I'm just saying. 10 titles in the next 20 years like no doubt. Uh, it's happening I'm already on the train that theo's gonna turn boston back into what
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it's been for the last 20 years, so Yeah, football team is not gonna win anything. So my football team Your football team is not gonna win anything.
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So you see us switch sports Aj brown is coming to indianapolis.
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Jason kelsey is gonna be the offensive line coach uh
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Ligerious need is gonna come to Indianapolis be our like our anchor safety guy Jonathan
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Taylor's gonna rush for 2,000 yards next year Anthony Richardson is gonna throw for 7,000
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yards Okay, the Colts are going to go undefeated next year and win the Super Bowl And then
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they're also gonna win the Pro Bowl like the entire team is gonna be selected to the Pro Bowl and then they're gonna between exciting things for Indianapolis.
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It's over for the NFL next year. It's just, it's over. As long as we just keep Richardson healthy.
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Today is weird. Today's also the first day without the NFL in a long time. Which I didn't know what to do with myself today.
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I just kind of laid in bed all day for the first half of the day and just was sad.
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No football, but. I wish they still did the pro- I wish they did the pro bowl after the Super Bowl, because
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that's how they used to do it. And then you could get all the guys, even from the Super Bowl, to play, and then we could actually play a real football game instead of some chicken shit little flag football
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game. Although, now that the Olympics is going to have flag football in 2028, maybe it is useful
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to have flag football in the Pro Bowl now. I feel like-
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flag football in the Olympics will be very anticlimactic because I feel like they're literally just going to get destroyed everyone well maybe but I would think that because
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they're all professionals you know they run for two yards and then their flags pulled okay you know run it back and I don't know like they're not hitting each other so they're
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just you know grabbing flags see if it was I would say if it was tackle football I would
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be very wary of like the rugby players because they're I would say they're tougher than like American
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football players because they're doing the exact same thing except just without pads so I would definitely be afraid of that but that now that it's flag like our guys like
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can you can you imagine a fucking school teacher from Kenya is gonna try and cover Tyreek Hill
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like he did that's just not happening. Well actually. What do you mean, actually? What do you mean?
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I don't know. You know, they might be faster than we expect.
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They're not covering Tyree Hill. Like speed can happen anywhere.
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Anyone can have speed. Usain Bolt plays corner for Jamaica. His ass, his ass, he doesn't have agility.
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He can go straight. He can't, he doesn't know how to cover anyone. Yeah, he's a con reasoner.
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He's like somebody will accidentally hit him and he'll break into a million pieces All
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right, one more spin and then we're done yeah Usain Bolt wide receiver Again he would he
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would literally only run fly routes like Just 80 yard touchdown over and over for Jamaica
Super Bowl Props
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Super Bowl Super Bowl time We all know Leighton is a diehard 49ers fan he's always been that
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his entire life Yeah, he's been on the Brock Purdy is actually gonna be the next goat train.
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He is Supported that Christian McCaffrey is the greatest running back in NFL history And
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Brandon I you got snubbed from the Pro Bowl as well. He didn't even get voted in So Layton, what are you looking for from your 49ers this week?
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So my 49ers, my ride or die, I am expecting.
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Yeah, you've never went away from them. You know, back growing up when I would watch Joe Montana play, I just knew right then,
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I'm like, this is a special team. Really more Alex Smith, you would have been watching Alex Smith play.
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Your number one pick. Yeah, I'm expecting a big dub from the 49ers.
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You know, I'm tired of my homes and you know, the media having him all up in my face.
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I've been seeing all your analysis on why Taylor Swift is good for the NFL, which I
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do agree with the whole like now there's a couple of daughters out there who are saying
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hey dad, can I watch football with you or whatever? I absolutely love that.
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My whole thing is. I feel like even when Tom Brady was dominant or whatever, I didn't know Tom Brady was playing
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until Super Bowl Sunday because he would just be there. But like, Mahomes, oh my goodness, it's as if the Chiefs are the only team in the NFL.
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It's crazy. That was a very Mahomey, like, oh my, I'm just so done with it. And it's like, I think Brock Purdy has an even more impressive come up story.
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So if he surpasses Patrick... homes I'm all for it I rather have hit me the face of the other so yeah I think a lot
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of people's problem with Taylor Swift isn't actually with Taylor Swift like it's yes with
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the media like that's what it should be because she's not she's not how out here like seeking
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she's not like hey show the camera to me she's just I don't know she's just existing and they're and they're like constantly giving her shit just for existing like ESPN
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is horrible at developing stories. Like the last 10 years, it's, what did LeBron eat for breakfast?
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Like that's like their first story in the morning. Like, LaPookie Bear had an egg omelet with his son, Bronnie, and his son is gonna be
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playing with LeBron for the next 10 years in LA. Like that's what ESPN does, and all the sports media cycles don't wanna cover anything else.
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Because they know it gets clicks no matter what. Like it's going to get a click. Like when we wrote the story about Taylor Swift, our website had like double the traffic
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than it did. So based. I'm not even getting like when our guy, when our guy Dan Campbell wrote that article, it
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just completely, it would double. I was like, all right, well, it looks like we got to cover a little bit more Taylor Swift now because how can you deny like you just, if, if people don't want to see more Taylor
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Swift, stop watching. That's why TV shows go off the air all the time, because nobody watches them.
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It's pretty simple, you would think, but people just have to comment, I hate Taylor Swift on every single one.
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And it's like, you're doing the exact opposite. They don't care. They don't give a shit.
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What's your score prediction for the Super That's I think it's going to be a bit of a high scoring game.
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And I think it's going to be a lot closer than I would like, I'm gonna
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I'm gonna go something weird like 34 to 30 49ers.
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34 40 to 34 no 34 to 30 34 30 I don't know how you would get to 34 but or even 30 but
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they'll find a way I think let me think about this well actually I mean it's four touchdowns
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and two field goals that's how you get to 34 so um 30 is
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bunch of field goals. 10 field goals. Or somebody misses an extra point.
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I'm not doing the math right now. Coin toss. What do you think the coin toss is going to be?
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I don't even know what it means in general. Heads? Like heads or tails? I'll do heads. And who do you think is going to win it?
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Win the coin toss? Uhh... Chiefs.
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Chiefs are plus 100. Gatorade color, what Gatorade color?
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What is it normally? I feel like these teams have a preference already. You have purple, orange, red, yellow, green, blue, or clear.
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I'm gonna go with blue. That's plus 350.
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Clear is plus 1,000. No Gatorade Bat is plus 1,600.
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I'll say orange. I feel like orange. That's what I'm doing right now at least.
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The Jersey number of the first touchdown scorer over 22 and a half or under 22 and a half.
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I feel like you just have to look up who the most likely players would
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what was christian mcafries twenty three well take the over i'm gonna take the under i think
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it's gonna be pacheco whose number ten as a picture i think a season ago to write down
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there and just score quickly i think it's gonna be brought pretty he actually runs for a dvd or touchdown first-planned numbers i think he's like six or something really low
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thirteen That's Taylor Swift's favorite I don't know. I'll go under this time.
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Will there be a scoragami? No. Scoragami is overrated.
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It's happening too much now. It's it's the inflation has hit score the scoragami.
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That's what's happened. The scoragami now has been affected by inflation. I love seeing the thing fill up.
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Huh? I love seeing the score a gummy fill up like that 70 20 was like dang.
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We really got one of those really far out there ones Well, that's fun No, but like when
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there's a score gummy and it's like in the in the normal scores like 29 to Like 19 or
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something like that like that's not special to me. That doesn't well, yeah get my juices going like I wouldn't I'm if a team ever manages
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to get the one-point play They need to end the game right there.
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They just win? They win? Yeah, because we need a team to just have one point at the end of a game.
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They, if you, if you get, actually get the one point, you should win the Super Bowl. No matter like if you're Owen 16 at that time, like, or you're Owen 16, weekend team.
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The Cardinals are just trying to bait teams and do it. And the fucking, who's really bad?
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I mean, it was like the Cardinals, like the Cardinals get the one point safety on the last play of the game. just trying to win their final game of the year.
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And then they win the Super Bowl. Then the NFL cancels the playoffs. They say, we're done.
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It's over. We did everything we need to do for this season. It's done. Wow, this one is really hard.
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Combine touchdown score of the Jersey numbers. So over 121 and a half.
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So if you take all the touchdown scores and combine their Jersey numbers, would it be
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over or under 21 and a I feel like that's really high. I would take the over. I think that is very high as well.
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But if one... Well Travis Kelce, if he gets a touchdown, that's 87.
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That's true. I'd take the over then. Just based off of tight ends being in the 80s.
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Yeah, because George Kittle and Travis Kelsey, one of them's got a score of touchdown.
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That's true. Yeah, I think, I feel like there's gonna be a lot of running back scoring though.
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But I guess if you think about it, like if Pacheco and McCaffrey each get one, then you're
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right there. Literally, it takes one tight end and, you know, two Christian McCaffrey touchdowns and
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you're over. Yeah, I guess the over. I'm gonna think about this more. We're gonna address this on Thursday as well if you're listening now.
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And then, and oh yeah, and then the final, so we'll talk a little bit about the final thing and we'll get out of here.
Punxsutawney Phil is a RAT B*STARD
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Punxsutawney Phil. Let's talk about this scumbag liar. That imposter.
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He's a loser, he's a liar, he's... He needs term limits, homie's a hundred seconds. He's bad, we need term limits on Punxsutawney Phil.
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We need to just revamp the whole system. The groundhog doesn't work. The groundhog system doesn't work, okay?
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This lying scumbag loser, he's been stealing from America. for years. He's stealing our time.
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He's stealing our money. How much government money is going into Punxsutawney Phil? Too much. To take care of this little fucker.
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He lives in a luxury Is he paying property tax on that stuff?
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Yeah, there's punk is punk to Tony Phil subject to tax I mean, I want to see honestly Punks
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Tony Phil's taxes. Yes tax exemption. I Think I think we need to start we need to start looking into his taxes His businesses
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is he is he properly reporting his? They raised his salary his businesses Did Congress vote on another?
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To punk Sonny Phil's is Cionically intolerant is, we're ready to declare war on Punxsutawney Phil.
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He's public enemy number one. That fat tub of goo, okay? He is representing everything wrong with America.
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America laughs at Punxsutawney Phil for being, for how fatty he is, okay? Have you ever seen him?
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His fat, it absorbs the hand that's holding him.
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I feel bad for the people of Punxsutawney. They are- they are under the rule of a of a corrupt king and punks tiny film he needs he needs
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dental work of the scene is teeth uh... against and or why is he the face of pangs of ta the
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great city of pangs of ta needs to stand up they need to rise up against are corrupt politicians
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and pangs tiny film our tax money is going to pangs of ta nysville's braces can you can
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you imagine you work a hard day's work And Uncle Sam, Uncle Punks, Uncle Phil, Uncle Punksatani Phil comes in and says, Hey, you
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worked, let's say you worked eight hours today. You made you made a hundred dollars. I mean, that's a crazy low rate.
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If you're getting paid that low, just quit your job. You make a hundred dollars a day if you're working eight hours.
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But he's like, listen, I want thirty dollars of that right now. That's going to my luxury. That's going to my luxury stump.
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It's going to my braces. It's going to all the food that I eat. And I don't even actually.
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The ice on my wrist. And then it's gonna go to my medical bills when my obesity causes health issues for me
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Okay, Punxsutawney Phil needs to be removed from office. This is disgusting. This is gross.
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I say we impeach Punxsutawney Phil right We need what animal? I mean what power rank the animals that could be good to replace them?
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I think I think those things coacas you ever seen those they they're like the happiest animal on earth They look like mini kangaroos.
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They're awesome so you get a bald eagle to come out of the stone and Shadow Bald eagle
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isn't gimmicky. Yeah, but it's America I feel like we're disrespecting the ball of the eagle if we make him the new Pumps' honey
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fill. Like you can't, it's like the head coach of the Patriots.
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You can't follow up Bill Belichick, right? It's impossible.
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You can't, because Punxsutawney Phil, he has a legacy. Let's call it a legacy, okay?
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It's a fraudulent legacy, but he does have a legacy among millions of Americans. You can't replace Punxsutawney Phil, that gremlin, that scumbag, that liar, that cheater
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with the American bald eagle. just the most majestic being on the planet. We have to go, you have to go just a little better than Phil, but you have to have something
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that's prepared for failure, okay? The Kwaka is the most exciting, he's the happiest animal, and even if he sucks, everyone will
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be okay. Everyone will be fine with it. Yeah, that rat bastard pumps honey, Phil.
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All right, thanks. I'm pretty sure a groundhog only lives like six years, so I wonder if it's a new one every
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single year, or if they- Groundhog and the wild groundhogs can live up to six years.
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What about in luxury stumps? They're reported to live up to 14 years.
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Oh, and their penthouse, they can live up to 14 years? Yeah, Punks and Tony Phil is now draining America's social security funds as well with
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how long he lives. Yeah, that's, you know, he should get his social security at five years old, but then
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he's, you know, running it up another nine years. he's on the other side here is only supposed to last you another year to two years you
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know at worst i mean it's at worst if he's running this thing all the way up to forty
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only he's retiring at five and then living on social security to fourteen these young
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groundhogs are not even going to be they're working for social security they're paying for punks tani phil's social security but they're not going to be able to reap the benefits
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of that social security this is ridiculous we need to get punks tani phil at it Send him into the wild and just let him let's see if he's a let's see if he can really compete
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in this era He hasn't even been in the wild He he's playing he's playing against plumbers
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right now That the real ones around the wild walking through the forest and his fur coat
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ice on his wrist He is he has another groundhog's coat on his on him that's what he's doing
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he has the extra he's soft he's a bitch Okay, Punks Tony Phil, he can't do anything now.
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He's got soft hands. And if you if you're if you're listen, if you're defending Punks Tony Phil, you're a
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bootlicker. You're have fun. Have fun. You know, glazing them any Punks Tony Phil glazers out here.
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You're not our friends. You're not with us. Okay, we're fighting for the people we're fighting for the young ground hogs that have
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been grinding and grinding and they're just blocked off by this fat tub of goo. by the system right yeah he's a he's a system groundhog that's what he is that's exactly
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what he is he's in he's in a great system he's been in a great system i need a and why
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is it phil somebody explain to me can they can they do a new name punksatani rob punksatani
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uh latin punksatani latin can you imagine Alright, let's get out here.
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