Spring Break is Canceled, Padme is Single & Mike Tyson | Episode 146

Welcome! Lets explore the world of Chaotically Intolerant, make sure to like, comment, subscribe, share, the whole damn thing In this episode, the boys discuss various topics including Miami's decision to break up with spring break, the restrictions and regulations in place for spring breakers and Natalie Portman's divorce. The conversation covers various topics including the upcoming fight between Jake Paul and Mike Tyson, speculation about the outcome of the fight, the possibility of the fight being live streamed on Netflix, a comparison between Mike Tyson and Jake Paul, playing Immaculate Grid and a discussion about Shirley Temple and the annoyance of her song. The hosts also make announcements about upcoming episodes. Spring Break is Canceled, Padme is Single & Mike Tyson | Episode 146 00:00 Intro 01:42 Miami Breaks Up With Spring Break 10:21 Natalie Portman is Single 14:50 Jake Paul vs Mike Tyson Fight 18:56 Immaculate Grid Follow us on: https://www.instagram.com/chaoticallyintolerant/ https://www.tiktok.com/@chaoticallyintolerant https://www.threads.net/@chaoticallyintolerant https://www.facebook.com/ChaoticallyIntollerant https://twitter.com/CI_Podcast_ Checkout our website! chaoticallyintolerant.com Blog: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/blog Catch Summer Smash Here: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/summer-smash All Updates on Tecmo Bowl: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/tecmo-bowl Meet the personalities of Chaotically Intolerant: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/personalities Meet the Hall of Famers: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/hall-of-fame

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All right, welcome back episode 146 of chaotically intolerant, I'm your host Alex Boyajian late and it's late and Mondays again Make sure to go. So tomorrow I have a brand new podcast launching in conjunction with the Curtis podcast network It's called unstable. It is a cults only podcast. So you don't have to hear about my cults takes as much

On this show we can focus more on the more important things like Natalie Portman being single that is on the wheel today. Big W for any of the prequels fans, I guess, if you're a fan of the prequels or you're just a fan of really attractive women. Leighton, are you a fan of - She's had me. Are you a fan of really attractive women? Yeah. Better be. You better be. Make sure, first, make sure to -

like and subscribe and follow and what's the other thing comment something like that share i don't know i don't i don't fucking know um and then if you are going to tune in on thursday actually no not if when you turn it tune in on thursday we have a massive guest coming um from pro football focus max chadwick most likely i might have to cut this if he doesn't come but it's it's most likely

He will be joining the show on Thursday's episode to talk about the Combine. He was up there. He was at the Combine rubbing elbows with all the NFL execs. So yeah, we'll account for that. So we're, the Chaotically Intangible is moving up in the world. We're moving up. But let's spin the wheel. Let's get the wheel spun. Let's go. Let's do it.

You know, I actually had to present. Oh, wait here. What is this? Oh, Miami. Miami is breaking up with spring break. I didn't finish my thought because the wheel said no. Miami is breaking up with spring break. They officially announced they actually released a commercial and they announced that they don't want you to come for spring break anymore. They don't want you to come to Miami. Clap it up for Miami. That's awesome. Big dub for Miami.

cocaine and Huge lizards walking the street and BBLs I think BBLs is a just plastic surgery. Don't they have like a whole TV show based on Miami plastic surgery? Dr. Miami. They yeah I think they're doing okay. Let me let me pull up the rules that they're they're imposing so They have too much going for them they don't I'm gonna say this first off like

Miami, they were talking about how dangerous it is and how many people got hurt for spring break, which is true, but Miami is not a world renowned safe place. They aren't exactly considered safe for any American ever going down there. But I guess, you know, I guess to help curb that they're, they're installing instinct or a curfews, DUI checkpoints.

They're closing parking lots. They're doing bag checks at beach entrances and the police will be making arrests for any drug possession or violence. Um, beach entrances will be limited to fifth, 10th and 12th streets. If you're planning on going to Miami. Um, they also close at 6 PM, which let's not forget this weekend, daylight savings, rolling those spring forward. Is it spring forward? Right. Is daylight savings still a thing? I thought she was the last.

They keep saying that they're like this year listen guys this year's gonna be the last year we promise And then they just don't do it since like 2020 Yeah, I really think like 2020 they were like, you know COVID like let's get some shit done, you know, let's let's go in Let's do some stuff while COVID's here and they just never did it Playing loud music without a permit will be restricted Items like

Items like coolers, inflatable devices, tents, tables, and similar objects are not allowed and the entrances will include bag checks at those beach entrances. Alcohol and cigarettes are always prohibited on Miami beaches. Although... Who's stopping that? Who's been stopping that? Literally. Are we trying to get a shot at Grizabella? Yeah, she's just vibing. She's not showing her ass this time? Yeah, she's...

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Well, you're taking away her income.

We maybe maybe maybe she'll be the the mascot for Chaotically Intolerant. Grizabella a cat. I think a cat. Good energy. We had a dog appear on the show on Thursday. Butter the golden retriever appeared on the show on Thursday. So if you want to go check that out it's like at the top of the episode too. So just you know go watch episode 145. The other fees parking fees and busy garages and lots will be increased to a flat rate.

of $30 for visitors except for March 7 through 10 and March 14 through 17 when they will be closed. For Miami residents or employees and permit holders who need to park in these lots during Brizzy's spring break windows, the flat fee does not apply and some lots will be open to local residents according to the city's website. If your car gets towed, you pay a $516 fee on South Beach and a $30 administrative fee.

People are illegally running short -term rentals like Airbnbs and verbose, maybe find $1 ,000 to $5 ,000 per day. So let me say this.

Why isn't this happening more in Florida?

Like.

Yeah, yeah, that's what I'm talking about.

but I don't know. I mean, I feel like fortunately enough.

Anywhere.

talking about like, like the, I'm not talking about the bag checks. I don't, I mean, I get it. They have to do it for their week, but I don't think that should happen here. I'm talking about those fees, like parking stuff like that. Like.

If you're not a full -time Florida resident, I feel like that should just happen. Like that should just go to our government.

I guess. I don't know. I feel kind of the opposite about all of this. I feel...

make life easier for residents like with the parking thing but then other stuff it's like I don't know

No, I don't want that. I'm literally just talking about the parking fees. Yeah, that's crazy.

You know, that's crazy. I'm talking about for just like the entirety of Florida. Like, why aren't we doing that more for visitors? I suppose. But even still, like, how do you know who's a visitor and who's not your license? Your license plate. A lot of people with like out of state license plates. That's pretty, pretty easy.

So anyone with an out of state license plate has to pay $30 to park. I'm okay with that. I'm pretty, I'm actually pretty fine with that. And then make it, if you have a Florida license plate, make it cheaper. We live here. I would do the same. I would expect the same if I went to another state, like if I went to like New York or Boston, cause I'm a visitor. So they're trying to make it. Well, you're already paying ridiculous amounts of money if you go to the Northeast anyways, but.

Here or up there? I'm pretty sure everywhere, but it's pretty expensive here too. I didn't even know we had hospitality tax. Whenever I book a hotel, I don't remember seeing that. I think it's like 13 % because it always makes me so mad. Let me look it up.

6 % from rentals of six months or less tourist development tax in addition to the sales tax so it turns into a 13 % total tax. Yeah, that's crazy.

Just charge that for...

Again, I think that stuff should only apply to out -of -state visitors because you have to provide a license Anyways to check into a hotel like that's like pretty standard to do that. So if you have a Florida license, I Feel like that's and you know people will somehow get around it sometimes like whatever people get around people use loopholes all the time but

Make a lot of money. Make a lot of money for the government. Help the people of Florida. All we do is solve problems on this show. That's all we do. Didn't you solve homelessness like a few weeks ago? I'm pretty sure in a description there was a latent solves homelessness on a podcast episode at some point.

I don't remember. Clearly, clearly our ideas are so awesome that we just forget about them.

All right. And if anyone actually takes our ideas seriously on the show, you're stupid. I hope our politicians aren't listening to our show.

That'd be a problem.

I'm not funding anyone. They should fund us. Subscribe for a chance to fund our trip. You'll be entered into a non -negotiable. If you're in Florida, we will taxi you.

That's fair. That's perfectly fine. Give me, give me a thousand dollars. I'll drive you down to Sarasota personally. You get the CEO, you get the president and founder of Chaotically Intolerant Multimedia Productions, LLC to taxi you from Sarasota to Miami and back. Certain times though, so we have to leave at 7 a .m. and we have to be back by that night. So you get a day in Miami with us.

It's like the World of T -Shirts tour of New York. You get the chaotically intolerant tour of Florida.

I'm just going to take you to the worst spots too, like the most boring spots of all time, quiet bars. That's cause that's what I want. That's my, we should offer a tour of Sarasota. We should offer a tour of Sarasota for $500 to tourists. People might fall for that.

That's what that's.

But I think that's free. Is that free?

I think it is. I know that there's, there is a trolley that goes from -

It goes all down Main Street, like all the way. It's the Bay runner. That one's free. Yeah. But I think SRQ trolley you pay for.

Anyways.

You just spin let it go. Hell. Yeah. All right late name a woman Not Hillary Clinton And it is I'll say Natalie Portman because you mentioned her earlier motherfucker. All right, Natalie Portman is Single and ready to mingle if you're again if you're a fan of the prequels if you love Padme

There you go. She's I think I love her more. There's a video of her just on the Texas sideline in like 2008, the University of Texas at a football game that I think she's hotter in that video than in the prequels and she's hot in the prequels. So just, I don't know, bonk, bonk, bonk to everyone. Matthew McConaughey goes to some kind of Texas football. Yeah, he's big and he's big with Texas.

He's like massive with Texas. Is it University of Texas or Texas A &M? University of Texas. The Longhorns.

Yeah, he's like, he has a class there. I think he teaches a class. That's crazy. Come on, man.

I love Matthew McConaughey. Like I'm not spending my hard earned money on a class taught by him. Unless it's like just how to be Matthew McConaughey, then I would definitely follow that. I would do that 100%. He does have a class.

Are you reading it? I was just looking at it. Well, it's not at University of. Oh, wait, the University of Texas at Austin Moody College of communication. I think that is that so he's a communications professor. That professor of practice.

University of Texas. I think it's like an extension. Yeah, it's like an extension of University of Texas.

But Natalie Portman, they filed for divorce. She's 42, filed for divorce last July. It got finalized in France last month. She was married to a guy named Benjamin Millipede. Benjamin Millipede.

She's, I mean, she's Natalie Portman. She's not changing that name. If anything, he's changing his name.

That sounds better.

They had two kids, Aleph and Amalia. I'm gonna assume that's just a foreign name. Oh yeah, she's too good for him. I'm looking at a picture of this guy right now.

Anyways, I guess a woman, what woman can I think of right now? I don't know. Every time this comes up, I completely forget any woman that has ever been like, that has ever existed or been around me, except for Hillary Clinton, because you put Hillary Clinton in my name or in my head.

or Sydney Sweeney, but I don't want to name Sydney Sweeney again. I saw this on TikTok that yeah, it's like a trap, you know, for guys like, oh, if they say Sydney Sweeney, you know.

I didn't know because I would always say Hillary Clinton because it's like I Don't know she lives around three in my head. I guess but also big wolf It's not like I'm gonna date Hillary Clinton or anything But then Dakota told me that it's actually you're supposed to say you're significant other and if you say anyone else it's like your trash I Mean we're not like like we're

I'm not gonna say my significant other on a podcast. It's not Like obviously like the number one that the number one is like name a woman Oh my girlfriend and then number two is like my mom or like maybe I don't know maybe they'll flip -flop if like I was like talking to my mom recently or something, but like

I don't know. What's a what's a woman who is who's a woman Nikki Haley's coming into my mind because she suspended her campaign that's the only other one

What does that say? Oh, we just covered Natalie Portman, bro. Good job naming Natalie Portman when it's on the wheel. Moron. Bonk to...

I told you I was on the way over for the show. Yeah, so that's why Natalie Portman was...

Bonk.

She's over.

Immaculate grid, let's go. I haven't played immaculate grid in a long time.

Oh, I actually have something that's not on the wheel that might be interesting. All right, we'll use that as our Natalie Portman replacement. Did you hear that Jake Paul is going to fight Mike Tyson? That, that, that, no, no, no, no, we're not, we're not talking about that stupid shit. All right. He is doing, all right, so he's actually doing what a lot of fighters do. He's fighting, he's either like fighting really young and shitty fighters so he can be 20 and one.

And then he'll make a big fight and then he'll get pummeled. Mike Tyson, like when he fought Roy Jones Jr. a couple of years ago, he fucking looked good. Like he looked, he looked like he could still compete with some fighters. Like not the heavyweights, not the ones now, but he's not washed at all. And like, are you excited to see Jake Paul exit the stadium?

Like, come on. This is...

You know what? You know what I'm gonna do? If Mike Tyson loses, it's rigged.

It's on is it on Netflix. I think it's on Netflix

Because Netflix is trying to get more into the sports game. Yeah, live streamed on Netflix. It's live streamed on Netflix. They have a 30 year difference. Let me see if it's free. I bet I would bet it's not.

Because they're already complaining about losing profits because of password sharing. They're crying their eyes out over it. Doesn't say anything about price right now. Hold on.

I mean there's... July 20th at AT &T Stadium, home of the Dallas Cowboys. I mean he's like...

Finally, I just don't know. Alright, so listen, listen to this. This is a like somebody put together like a resume for these two Mike Tyson, 57 years old Jake Paul, 27 years old. Pedigree Jake Paul, 20 million YouTube followers. Awesome. Mike Tyson pedigree, former heavyweight champion. Face tattoo warrior.

Mike Tyson, face tattoo, dragon, Jake Paul. I don't even know he had a face tattoo at all. Favorite snacks. What's Mike Tyson's favorite snack?

I don't know, thanks in general, I guess. Evander Holyfield's here.

You don't even know that do you? Do know what that means? I'm assuming he bit someone's ear off or something? Yeah, he bit in the ring. He bit Evander Holyfield's ear off in the ring in a fight. That's crazy. Like in the 90s. Jake Paul, favorite snack. Chomped on raw cow testicle.

Yeah, weird. I think he's following that liver king also he's following the liver king diet liver king retired for like a day and then came back to the internet And I mean it was a marketing ploy From chaotic lean tolerant probably we broke the news as soon as possible Nickname Mike Tyson kid dynamite pretty good nickname Jake Paul problem child

That's just not, that's not. Pets, Mike Tyson loves pigeons. Jake Paul, Pitbull and golden retriever. I feel like the pigeons is honestly a little bit more intimidating. Cause it's like, it's adorable. And Jake Paul's like, Oh, I need the pit bull and the, and the, you know, I need the dogs to make me look tough. Mike Tyson is tough with the pigeons. He doesn't need anything to make them look tough. He's just Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson.

Here we go, crimes. Jake Paul, charges dropped for criminal trespassing. Mike Tyson, six years in jail for rape.

Really? I did not know that. I knew about that, but the fact that they put that on here is crazy.

That's insane. If you watch like videos of Mike Tyson punch it, like training, he's a fucking monster still. Like Paul, I'd be scared for Jake Paul's life. I'll say that right now. I'm very comfortable saying that.

Yeah. All right. Let's do, let's do our immaculate grid and then we will get out of here. I think we spun the wheel five times. Um, screen share. Here we go. All right. So Mark Ruffalo, Jesse Plemons and begins with the Kirsten Dunst, director Martin Scorsese and released from 2015 to 2020. Uh,

I would say Jesse Plemons Game Night.

Jesse Plemons. He's in... wait. You know who he is.

He's in Breaking Bad. As who? I don't know, I know he's in Breaking Bad.

Does she - Game Night wasn't released and -

It was 2018! He's def -

Unless I'm thinking, yeah, that's fucking Jesse Plemons.

Nah, this thing is all ready. Jesse Plemons is in Game Night that was released in 2018.

It's rigged. It's rigged against us. It's already rigged.

Do we start with nine? Yeah.

It's not even like submitting it.

below is that the the whole he's yeah okay he's the only one I know where we'll have to find a different immaculate grid for this if it's not gonna yeah it's just not even a word in Kirsten

Yeah, we're not even doing this shit here.

Mac, I like read from movies. Here we go. Let's see if.

have to find because that thing just isn't working.

And I'm proud to be an American Where at least I know I'm free And I won't forget the man who died Who gave that right to me And I proudly stand up next to you And you're fatter still today Cause there ain't no doubt I love this land

God bless the USA!

So this one isn't loading.

and I'm proud to be an American where at least I know I'm free.

Bro, I can't even get an immaculate grid to load. Looks like, oh wait, wait, wait, wait.

It's not even bruh. The effort to make games each day. We are no longer making new box office night. Well, we're going to day one for these. Okay, here we go. This, uh, this is all actors, dude. Actually, that's kind of easy. Here we go. Okay. Robert De Niro. Here we go. Yeah.

This is this is gonna be hard I Don't know who John Malkovich is Like I see his picture, but I don't recognize him You don't know who John Malkovich is I've heard the name and I see his picture, but who the heck is that? What's he in? He's in con air with Nicholas Cage. Have you ever seen con air? It's such a guy movie it is it is the most manned movie of all time

It's Nick Cage goes to prison for killing two people, but he was defending his wife. And because he's a marshal or something, his hands are considered deadly weapons. So the court says he should have been more responsible, but he gets like a light sentence and then he's going home and a plane that he's on, like it's filled with cons and psychos. They take it over.

And John Cusacks in it, John Malkovich is a psycho in it, and he's basically like working to get the plane down just so he can go home. It's such a man movie, but it's fun to watch.

Let's start Matt Damon.

Well, Matt Damon, Ocean's, what's the first one? Ocean's 11? Is that the first one? I think, or Casino Royale.

Ocean's 11, hold on.

oceans.

Yeah. There we go. Easy. Easy. Fucking easy. Yeah.

I keep wanting to say Shawshank for Tom Hanks and Morgan Freeman, but it's not Tom Hanks in that movie. That's, what the hell is his name? Something, Timothy something, I can't remember.

This is so hard.

is rack my brain

Tom Hanks movies. What are some Tom Hanks movies? All I can think of is Toy Story. Tom Hanks in Cast Away. I don't think any of those guys are in it. Catch me if you can. Captain Phillips or something? Captain Phillips maybe? No.

Is that the Hudson River movie? Cause that's also one. Oh, that's, um, Captain Phillips is the boat movie. Uh, Sully is.

I don't think any of them are in it.

We sure Morgan Freeman is not a voice actor in any of the Toy Story movies.

If it was, it would be like Toy Story 4. Or if like Tom Hanks is a voice actor in the Lego movie.

Now, I don't think so.

Look, heck, if any, if Robert DeZiro or Brad Pitt is a voice actor in the Lego Movie.

Dude, you're just like exclusive to Lego movie knowledge. Well, I know Morgan Freeman's a voice.

Bruce on

No, but they're not in any of those Happy Gilmore

Gilmore Disrespect Morgan Freeman and and Carl Weathers RIP to Carl Weathers. I didn't do that. You did he did this motherfucker did right right over here whichever side I'm on

He's in fight.

Oh, oh, seven!

Oh

Let me think of John Malkovich.

I feel like I've never seen that guy.

There's a movie called being John Malkovich, but I don't think they're in it. I don't think any of these guys are in it.

De Niro, let me think of a De Niro. What are some De Niro movies? Because I want to go to like, Goodfellas. But they're definitely not none of them are in that. Raging Bull is too old.

Could that be something with Robert Deere?

I always go to the intern for some reason.

Anne Hathaway, underrated bonk of an actress too. She is so bad. Oh my God. I don't think she gets enough love.

Um...

Have you ever seen -

Yes I have. Yes I have. Yes I have.

Oh yes sir brother.

Oh my god, yeah. I get why Taylor Swift wanted to be with him.

He is like chiseled in that fucking movie.

Do we just want to give up on this one?

I want to give my brain one more thought. Oh! Hold on. Damn it! I thought it was Philadelphia.

Alright. Uh, oh yeah, like a movie. No.

Tom Hanks, Tom Hanks, big money, big money. He might, he actually might, I'm not sure. Damn it. What about toy? Oh, but there's too many toy stories for me to guess.

Yeah, actually, no, try it. You've got four guesses. Try all four. Tom Hanks and Toy Story 3. I'm guessing. I don't think it would be Matt Damon. Well. Damn it. Oh, no.

I would try like the 3 and 4 for the... Damn it. Alright.

Oh yeah, I wouldn't have known the other John Malkovich one. Saving Private Ryan, how did I not get that? I've literally only seen one.

You've never seen Saving Private Ryan? You have to see that. Las Vegas, I've seen that, but I would not have remembered that whatsoever. Alright, oh, I didn't name my woman. I did name a woman, didn't I? Oh yeah, Nikki Haley. Well, I'm gonna name another woman. I'm gonna name another woman that I just... Actually, it's a young girl. Shirley Temple.

Public Enemy number two, number three of Chaotically Intolerant. Why is that? Her stupid, I hate that song, the animal crackers in my soup. Because whenever I would watch Nickelodeon or something, she would just, that song just gets spammed. Like the infomercial for that fucking stupid.

It would like it was like a box set of Shirley Temple. The infomercial was annoying. It was horrible. I hated animal crackers. Why would anyone put animal crackers in their soup? That is ridiculous. That is what soup the only soup you could call it is cereal because some people call cereal a type of soup because more than I think about it, cereal is a soup. It is, but like soup is usually

of cereal as soup well gazpacho that's a soup that's cold I don't know what you just said gazpacho you've never heard of that no

can we get can we get a full grizzabella sighting for a second i need you to pick her up and show her to the camera what she's not in the room

She's on Omegle probably just showing stuff. Did they get shut down? I heard something about them getting shut down.

Anyways Yeah, let's make sure to like subscribe comment share Subscribe to our email list Check out unstable tomorrow Tuesday. It's gonna be released on the unstable YouTube channel. So go and look at that we're gonna release the trailer and the

Probably the intro on our socials or something. Probably just the trailer on our socials. Go check that out. Check out on Thursday, Max Chadwick Pro Football Focus. And then what else?

At some point, Tecmo Bowl is going to get started up again. I don't know when, but really, really, really busy getting, making some shut the fuck up. There's no modes. There's no modes. So the Colts can get another Superbowl. We actually, I haven't even fucking, I haven't even won the Superbowl and any of it. So shut the fuck up. It's a real life. That's true. Uh, but we're may I sometimes I just don't have time for Tecmo Bowl. We're.

I'm making some big money moves for the chaotically intolerant table tennis league. Um, yeah. So anyways, we will see you on Thursday for probably the biggest episode in show history, um, or as that we've had so far, um, and make sure to like, subscribe, comment the whole thing. And we will see you on Thursday.

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