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welcome back episode 108 I'm not doing my intro because I was bullied by late in the

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last episode um thanks for bullying me Leighton sometimes bullying needs to happen right

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bullying yeah should be legal yes bring back uh I don't even think

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it's illegal maybe I think cyber bullying is but just turn off the computer literally just just

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create a new account did you hear about that okay Microsoft is enabling like a

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strike system on Xbox and stuff and you can't do that

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well they have it and it's like literally cursing is just one it can get

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you strikes and it's like okay you can't just stop people from cursing bruh

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dad's PlayStation added that I don't even think Microsoft has added

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it to Xbox yet but it's like something that they're considering well it's just gonna push everybody to PlayStation

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nah I'll never go to gay station but um what about just PC

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I'm on yeah I'm on my laptop that's where I'll you know stay for the rest of my life I guess

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yeah that's that can't happen I mean I've only played I'm you know I'm not a big video game or a live video game guy

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but when I played mad and Ultimate Team and I remember I played against these British kids one time and I just they

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they scored like a late touchdown and then I ended up driving down the field with like 30 seconds left and beating

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them and I just said some heinous [ __ ] to them because they were British and I was just I I wouldn't have said anything

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if they weren't British because they were saying things to me and I was like just go back to your I mean I'm not gonna say

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what I said but I think everyone understands what's go what goes on in the in the live chats

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and video games that just takes away from the atmosphere and the competition

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yeah that'd be banned for life after one Roblox session

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oh there's grizzabella oh yeah I'm finally walking up here but she just

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starts stepping on all the keys it does stuff but she's trying to pull it she's

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trying to play the game she's trying to be like you yeah I am playing any games right now

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let me actually maybe I'll play something I'll play that remember that

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the Head Soccer yeah Middle School yeah I'm just gonna

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play that so people I I only play it on my phone I think I

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got I like oh yeah periodically download and delete games off my phone

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on my phone too I haven't played Clash of Clans in Forever

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I'll probably get booted from the clan I don't think we'll boot you because it doesn't really matter that much

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but yeah yeah I haven't touched it in a long time just forget about the aims

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I don't know what to tell you uh Anthony Richardson's going to the Hall of Fame Clayton

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Neil Richard is that the cold snow quarterback yeah and he won Colts played the Eagles what

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was it 7 and 12 last night or something uh

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for 70 something yards and a touch I don't even know if it was that good

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yeah that's some Hall of Fame stats right there uh but the Colts won and he

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led them previously it doesn't matter two touchdown drives and a field goal I

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think so now all of a sudden the preseason batters uh he was actually the leading rusher he was five carries for

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38 yards because the Colts aren't going to have a running back actually we'll find out Tuesday if the Colts are gonna

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have a running back he was six or seven years

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with like even with um

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uh what's his name Jonathan Taylor it's like he clearly didn't want to play for you guys so even if he ends up having

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this day like I just don't think it'll be the same and I think that's horrible for like morale

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well so the problem is with with guys like this like obviously he wants well he the Colts gave him permission to seek

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a trade and he wants his contract if he plays like [ __ ] he's gonna lose money

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either way like even if he goes into the off season and let's say the Colts just cut him at the end of the year they're

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like we're not we don't even want to deal with it anymore we're just cutting you goodbye or

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they don't even want to cut him and he plays like [ __ ] well then they're gonna be like look at your stats you played

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horrible we're just gonna sign you to a [ __ ] deal basically Josh Jacobs just signed a one

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year 12 mil deal today like that just happened you know breaking news wish we

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had a breaking news little thing we do we need we need the breaking news sound maybe I'll find one

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and upload it um but uh oh we we do have background music

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wait we've we've gone through this before I think it all sucks though

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it's really bad but um yeah if Jonathan Taylor sucks this year

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that's he's losing millions of dollars at that point he also has to find a trade partner by Tuesday

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and the Colts won a lot they want the equivalent of a first round which for I mean a young running back obviously he's

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top five running back in maybe top three running back in the NFL right now

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you know first round is probably pretty reasonable but he's running backs have such a

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like short time span to be really good like Derrick Henry's done he's pretty

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much done I would say I mean if he has another good year it wouldn't exactly shock me but at the same time it's like

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you know meh like he could either go off or he could be terrible and it wouldn't be a shock

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how old is Derrick Henry um those graphics

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I was talking with somebody and they were I was like well yeah a 28 year old running back

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Scott or a 27 year old running back is like old and they're like no it's not it's not old I was like think about it

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at that point they've already been in the league for five years you're just coming off your rookie deal that's old

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like the NFL that's old being a 28 I mean all the beatings that

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they take especially after college too so the Colts I'm just gonna say something

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that Colts fans are gonna hate to hear not that we have any Colts fans even listening to this uh they're gonna be

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really bad this year it'll be really bad they will yeah uh the ceiling that for

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years shut the [ __ ] up Lane

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um the average colds here I would say they're ceiling

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I think their ceiling would be 10 wins that's their like absolute like if everything goes right they'll be ten and

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seven if everything goes right they'll be ten and seven if everything goes wrong they'll be

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like three and fifteen two and fifteen I mean they get to play

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against like the Titans and the Texans this year and both teams probably aren't going to be very good I don't want to

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hear what Titans fan say they're going to be good they have an old DeAndre Hopkins no no

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quarterback I don't want to hear it don't want to hear [ __ ] out of it then Ryan Tannehill

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still their quarterback yeah he's [ __ ] he's getting worse every year

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the Box named Baker Mayfield too the name Baker Mayfield their starter officially yeah

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4 and 13 never looked so good it's bacon time

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yeah we're we're rebuilding are you excited for

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Baker bakes all over everyone that should be pretty Epic

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I've been seeing some stats about Mike Evans and he's literally the most underrated person in football

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he's one of the most underrated receivers like even in those terrible years with Winston like he had fantastic

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seasons and he just doesn't get any love because well to be honest he gets hurt a lot

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he does even with injuries he's still the best yo

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and he's so loyal bruh what's keeping him at freaking the Buccaneers

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yeah what what makes anybody really want to be nothing's keeping me at the Buccaneers

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I'm an Eagles fan you're such a dick

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this [ __ ] guy um we are uh

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what is it two weeks away two weeks from from opening day for the

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NFL it's a big day I'm excited for my Sundays to be absolutely nothing soon

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so is there still more preseason games or no tomorrow and today

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and after that that's it I feel like it's been the preseason forever now it's been the preseason for

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like four weeks because there was the Hall of Fame game then a week off and then

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they played you know their regular preseason games uh in our fantasy draft did you know that I'm the number one

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pick this year I did not know um because I finished last in the

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consolation bracket last year because I just didn't play anybody I just sat all my players I actually didn't know that

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it was based off of that but it worked out fine I wonder I get bad draft order because

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I'm just so good I think you're I think I did but I was like the lowest

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seed or something or second lowest wanna say you might have snuck in because we I

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think maybe we were battling it out down the stretch let's just have a little quick look-see

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here I know nobody wants to hear about anybody else's fantasy league but

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I don't give a [ __ ] dude your first pick is gonna be I don't know yet actually

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are you between people I mean of course I am there's a few

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different names that that you look at I feel like I mean Jamar Chase has to be

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one of them quarterbacks are pretty valuable in our league we might change that though just drop their value a

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little bit because literally they were they were a little overpowered last year oh yeah you're like normally I'm like

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okay you know I'd rather get running back wide receivers first

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because usually the quarterback even if you get you know a 10th Place quarterback the point differential after

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like the top two or three isn't that crazy but then with this league it was like oh

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I got freaking Dak Prescott left because everyone drafted quarterbacks

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and then I'm saying there were freaking a thousand interceptions yeah uh Leighton landia losers are fourth

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so really I don't think you made the playoffs that means you didn't make it oh

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that yeah nine last year but we dropped one so we

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don't have any buys this year so I got fourth of nine people and I did

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not go to the playoffs no make that make sense to me

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no no you got no you you finished fifth you were just you were on the bubble of

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the playoffs the top killer went the top four went to the playoffs you're the fourth draft pick

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okay fourth draft pick sorry that was I didn't word that well

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yeah I don't know who I'm gonna take I mean Joe burrow is that's a sexy man I want to root for that man every day

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uh I just I always felt like quarterbacks quarterbacks were the they're the most

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valuable player on the field in football so I always felt like it was

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important for the quarterback to be the most valuable player in fantasy football I suppose but I just

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the fantasy if there's the running back because running backs are wide receivers are yeah those freaking weird freaking

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rules where you have Ryan Fitz magic and he gets a 80 yard touchdown bomb like he

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had always does each game that he would play in your play last year well yeah

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but when he was on the bucks he did three games in a row so lick my balls um

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is like 25 points an 80 yard touchdown bomb

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yes because you feel like doing it yeah I feel like that should be worth a lot of points how often does that yeah but

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that could literally be his only play and now he just trumped a 200 plus

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passing yard game with you know 50 rushing yards and you know two

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touchdowns in one single play

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you just said Trump um the most legendary

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the most legendary uh mug shot ever just dropped

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I mean that that mug shot whether you're a trump fan or not it's hilarious it's so funny

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his his face like looking up at it it's just it makes me laugh every time I wish

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he wasn't like looking so sad in it or like just frustrated or mad like he

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looks pissed off yeah I saw somebody and they're like he

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should have just done like this smirk for it I wish that

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yeah yeah have some fun with it don't look so creepy bro

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it's so funny because you can see his ears and his ears are like ghost white

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compared to his face foreign let's pull it up gotta pull up the Trump

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trump mug shot

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somebody said oh I think the Nate the New Yorker said that's his true presidential portrait

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honestly if I was Trump I would have made that my presidential portrait

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it's just golden look at his face it's hilarious I feel like that wouldn't be as iconic

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that smirk I suppose

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I'm glad he's dripped out in a suit it would be weird if he was in a jumpsuit

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yeah you need I think I don't think he ever exists not in some sort of collared

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shirt like I feel like when he goes to bed he wears one of those like old-timey nightgowns that has a collar

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and he has like the candle on his honest thing on the little

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he walks around he's like who goes there in the White House

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um I just love Trump as as like a character it's just a fantastic character to have

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I think he's a necessity as a just as a character I don't I don't give a [ __ ] about the politics he's just funny

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did you hear um the first Republican primary debate happened and uh yeah don't get me

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started up that debate that was a [ __ ] show he was like oh this is just the debate for vice president

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because he didn't even go to it and it's pretty true

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yeah I mean his objectively his poll numbers every if

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you look up like who was the winner of of the Republican debate every single R every single like news

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source says Trump was like the number one winner just like it's kind of true like you

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watched it and you feel like him not showing up was like a big just a Big W

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for him because they so for some reason they acted like he didn't exist but at the same time when

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they did talk about him it was like he's just like this looming figure above everybody else

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yeah there's literally nothing any of these candidates could do to

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and they they all like I felt like they just seemed like children when they they

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just like kept talking over each other there was no like decorum about it it was just like I feel like that's usually

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what the debates are though I I don't like watching that because it is just like maybe like the past couple the past

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like couple elections it was but I remember like when I was a kid watching it and like I mean I didn't pay

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attention when I was a kid but like still like kind of watching it and there wasn't like like they would stop talking

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like and they would let the other person get a thought out like I felt like everybody was just like bashing each

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other and it was like why don't why don't we just be civil and just if you have an idea just say it like and don't

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be disrespectful to somebody well I think it'll be a slightly more

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respectful once it's like okay the Democratic person versus the Republican person just the one-on-one but like

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these ones yeah it's just people just trying to get known get their name out there so they just keep talking well you

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could definitely tell that it was all for a shock Factor because like when vivec said like the climate change like

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he literally said it like he was trying to get you to be shocked like like you like everyone was talking and

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then he speaks up as loud as he possibly can he points to the camera he goes let me tell you something the climate change

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whatever whatever is a hoax and like when you say hoax you know what you're trying to say like if you said like the

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climate change is being like uh whatever blown up Fighters

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corporations exaggerate that's not going to get the when you say hoax that's

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gonna get the like that's all they tried to do and and when Penn said vivec is like chat GPT or

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Christy I think Christy said that when he's like Chad gbt that's using a buzzword to just get get the shock

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Factor that's all politics are now it's not discussing ideas it's just trying to get you shocked and get you upset no

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matter what side of the aisle you're on it's just it's frustrating to watch because you look at all the people that

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are in our government and you're like wow these people aren't even you feel like they're not even real

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human beings like they didn't grow up in like normal society I feel like

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I don't know that's or in clown world we are a clown world that's that's all

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politics are you're watching a bunch of clams yeah all right let's get off the Trump

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topic uh but I mean even from the I'm curious because now I know who the

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Republican candidates are um which you know nothing crazy I'm curious who the Democratic candidates

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will be uh letting Joe Biden is planning to rerun which is absolutely insane

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well I mean you look at it like he's old but who else is going to win

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I mean really I have they have RFK who is running but

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he's kind of down I think he's more down the middle with his ideas I think he dances on both

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sides there's um Marion Williamson

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oh Nikki Haley was the Republican woman which yeah

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oh Nikki Haley she called out some some of the Republicans she called out Trump for his spending which is true but a

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woman will never win with the good old boys like she won't um that's not even I don't think yeah I don't think it's not

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even a crazy public woman would win that's not a crazy statement to say most older I mean let's be honest

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a lot of Republicans are older men like super you know super Republicans they're

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older men they won't vote a woman in that's just a I think that's statement of fact the majority of them well

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Democrats they would be more likely to vote a woman in I would say like younger Democrats definitely would I don't think

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most I don't think most younger people really care I think they're like well if you

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can do the job well then do the job but more older people I think they would be

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against voting for a woman

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okay I just yeah it's the Robert F Kennedy is one of them Marianne

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Williamson's another one and then it's just Biden those are the only official three there's one more independent

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that's running which they never win but I think Trump

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Trump said he might run as an independent he might not even go Republican

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I don't know why you would do that I think it's because he knows like he

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would win like he would he would at least even if he ran as an independent

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let's say he was independent versus a republican he would still beat whatever Republican that gets nominated

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I I feel like because a lot of Republicans are with him anyways I don't know about the democratics about the

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Democrat side obviously because he did lose to to a democrat in 2020 but still

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I don't I mean there's no way he would lose to any Republican I I wouldn't see that happening does Santa's the Santas

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looked horrible I think in the debate I think

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vivec probably looked the best to me because he was young and

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people when like when you're getting attacked on stage a lot of times you look good because he is he said like the

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Obama thing where like oh I'm just a funny looking guy in a in a suit or

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something like that with a funny name I can't remember exactly what he said um Christy

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Christy didn't look good with the with the Republican party because he was like

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giving Mike Pence props for upholding the election which and my pants was a [ __ ] idiot oh my

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God all he said was he was like what did he say he said oh I'm just you know I'm

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the best suited for the job because I have experience I have experience that's all he said the entire debate

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mm-hmm which I mean you can't just run on experience

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because look where we're at right now with all the people who have experience come on

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all right you want to do sporky or trivia I'd be down where where I mean I was

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just I was just trying to get us a few minutes to uh just to get to sporkel just talk about a few things and then

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and then get to our trivia I'm trying to think if there was anything else significant

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Messi is now one one of the MLS Cup champion things and

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then I think he has the final in a in the League's cup something like 7-0 now

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yes he is still undefeated when they played Cincinnati I think it was recently for the semi Cincinnati has an

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MLS yeah I guess they're very good they made it to the semi-finals but the Cincinnati

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was booing Messi throughout the game and during his penalty kick at the end um during the penalty shootout

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dang yeah I saw the was it the Red Sox beat

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the Astros 17 to one the other day yeah uh that was a we split the series

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with Houston in Houston which was big um and we swept the Yankees the Yankees

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I'm I'm literally just over here and cream in my pants over how bad the Yankees are

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they're they're not even like the thing is the Yankee fan Yankee fans have been so spoiled for years I

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mean they haven't won a title I don't want to hear anything from like a Yankee fan that's my age say that you're used

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to greatness because you're not you're just not I mean that you've seen you really probably

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remember one title that they've won I remember when the Yankees won in 2009 uh the Red Sox have won four World Series

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titles in the last 20 years lick my balls any Yankee fan out there I mean just lick my [ __ ]

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um where we're just better than you I mean it's they were better than us for

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since to that from 2003 and before but we weren't alive for that I mean

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I don't claim World Series titles that I wasn't alive for so I don't want to hear any Yankee fan claim World Series titles

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they weren't alive for um let me look at the because I want to

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look at the standings because like the Yankees aren't that bad so they're 66 and or they're 62 and 66.

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which like that's under 500 that isn't great but they act like they're the worst team in baseball like they've

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never seen anything like it when they're not they're an average slightly below

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average baseball team which is just the amount of crying that they do is they're just they're just the biggest

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babies on the planet they are it's just a sad it's sad to look at

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um but the Red Sox are they were projected to be dead last in the American League this year uh they were

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thought to be literally one of the worst teams in baseball and they're hanging right in there

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they got they have some big series uh they're coming to Tampa uh this month which

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student tickets are only ten dollars a piece so definitely going to see that they have all right so they have

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they have LA this weekend they play Houston in Boston again they have Kansas City which is Kansas City's not good but

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then they go to Tampa they play Baltimore they play New York

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Toronto Texas then they play Chicago there was just a shooting in uh at the White Sox stadium like in the

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stadium during the game there was a shooting thing which is great I mean listen

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Chicago high crime rate typical typical Chicago activities uh then they

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play Tampa and then they play four games in Baltimore at the end of the season so crazy difficult schedule

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but I'm really excited this is gonna be a fun little stretch uh and the Red Sox are just

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I mean they're they're in fourth place I hear everyone say that they're in fourth place in the division but it's really not fourth place because

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they're better than a lot of the teams in the American League so It's My Little Red Sox discussion uh

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what else happened this week I feel like something else happened

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I don't know I'm sure there was other stuff that happened I don't really care though

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all right let's do uh let's do our trivia we got a bunch of trivia to go through here we start with

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our daily dozen Let's do let's do geography

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what U.S state uses this flag

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I have no idea if I had to guess I think I'd do Washington state but I

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I feel like that's Idaho oh yeah go for it I think Idaho

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I don't have a confident guess [ __ ] dang it's wrong cereal

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introduced in 1996 what is the name of post serial reminiscent of a classic

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breakfast treat that is a direct competitor to Kellogg's ego cereal

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what

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well Eggo is like waffles yeah maybe is it just like cinnamon toast

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crunch or something but because it might be like based off of

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French toast sticks but I think I think cinnamon toast crunches before 1996

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yeah probably a classic breakfast treat cookie no not

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Cookie Crisp cookies are not a breakfast treat um

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this tree because I feel like cinnamon toast would be or like French toast

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maybe it is Cinnamon Toast Crunch I feel like it's not but we can try it

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no dang dude games right TV Zachary Levi had the lead roll had the lead role as

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an electronic store employee turned spy in what NBC action comedy oh um Chuck yes

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let's go one that we actually know movies what actor was in all these

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movies from 2000 to 2020. dodgeball the switch bad words the gift and zootopia

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oh um what the hell is his name uh uh Jason Bateman

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wait it wasn't a dodgeball though isn't Adam saying what what's

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who's in DodgeBall and what's the switch Jason Bateman was in DodgeBall oh he was

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in Dodgeball the switch is with Jennifer Aniston that's where he um

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Jennifer Aniston wants to have a baby and she gets like a sperm donor and she has like a insemination party or

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something very bizarre and he gets drugged that night goes to the bathroom

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accidentally knocks the cup over so then and he spills all the semen

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so then he replaces that and then she gets pregnant with his so

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she basically he hijacks her pregnancy and yeah oh it's actually it's a cute

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movie but it's just a bizarre plot that's really disturbing yeah probably should be illegal yeah

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she's mad at him in the movie She's Like pissed off when she finds out so that's at least reasonable uh what group

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released a song with these lyrics in 2001 because I'm in too deep and I'm trying

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to keep and I'm trying to keep up above in my head instead of going under

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I have no idea oh it's it's um

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break even oh what group

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released a song that's a life Lifehouse I think

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[ __ ] all right let's go to NFL James Starks played Seven Seasons with this NFL team

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starting only 13 total games at running back collecting a total of

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3523 yards and 15 touchdowns I think it was

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James Starks I don't even know who that is

33:58

it's not Mike Evans I don't want him to Arizona no it wasn't we're so bad at

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this oh my God this is former Nixon Timberwolves player

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made four All-Star games in his career from dude I wouldn't even know

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um I'm I don't know basketball like that the former Knicks and Timberwolves

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player 68 game suspension yeah it's like almost a full season

34:31

okay that's pretty wild Edison volca has made his first and only career All-Star

34:37

game with this National League team 2008 following a trade from the Rangers

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Phillies I don't know

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this is like right before this was literally right before I started watching baseball 2009 was the year I

34:57

started I'm just gonna put in Phillies no I know it's not that

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who the [ __ ] is this

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I think it's Jennifer Gardner it kind of the hair kind of reminds me

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of that guy from what is it grown-ups

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Kevin James no the blonde one but okay

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yeah but I don't think the hair is long enough I I literally have no idea how you're

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supposed to guess these the hair is really difficult this one is

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hard I think it's now it's not Philip Seymour

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Hoffman

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uh uh [ __ ] I'm gonna

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I'm just gonna put in

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we spell Philips see more often

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no not even close we we got two right so we're getting a lot worse actually

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Indiana I knew it was one of those

36:27

I mean those States like don't matter and I'm a Colts fan and I say they don't matter

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Jeff Foxworthy I wouldn't have gotten that at all but I got Jennifer Garner

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waffle crisp bruh what the [ __ ]

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wouldn't have done that the Reds

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I should have is my next guess Green Bay Packers James Starks of course

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I I should have definitely known that though that I'm disappointing myself for

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that uh we can do the immaculate grid too let's do the football macular grid

37:15

oh boy hold on that's baseball uh all right I

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usually I have a lot of trouble with the players I can usually get these I mean Marshawn Lynch

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oh no no I'm gonna do Sean Alexander

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there we go uh LaDainian Tomlinson

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for the listeners it's a thousand rushing yard seasons for Seahawks Chargers and Dolphins players

37:53

um and then the Dolphins Tyreek Hill no

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I have no idea bruh I don't honestly I can't even I don't know I don't know like any players like

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this or like like I don't know the players this well

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Dolphins thousand yard rushing season oh um

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oh my God it was I don't think it's not Reggie Bush but

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for some reason I feel like I should put Reggie Bush

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oh it was Reggie Bush let's go what a goated pole uh Falcons dude I

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can't I don't even know I'm like this Texans and Seahawks uh

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no like I can't get any of these Geno Smith on

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that I don't think he was on Texas workout no no he was with Texans

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I think one of the New York teams I thought let me think I really this is really

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difficult oh Arian Foster

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there we go dolphins and and Texans I know that uh

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Chargers and Texans

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any Texans player let me think

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just guess Ryan Fitzpatrick he was on almost everything actually

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we'll see on the Seahawks I feel like he was on the Seahawks damn it

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[ __ ] it wasn't on the Chargers I thought he might have been on a Seahawks

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it's Hasselbeck no I don't think Hasselbeck was on the

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Falcons foreign

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wasn't on the Seahawks

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dude this is so hard Devante Freeman I think was on the Falcons

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he was Devonte Freeman might have been on

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oh

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man this is difficult I can't I can't do this this is too much

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I'm giving up let's go let's look at let's look at footy

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what I just wanted to look at it I wanted to

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see what it looked like I wouldn't know any of that

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seat baseball all right uh 40 Homer season

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Jose Bautista I know at one year yeah 200 hits in a season

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plus 400 home run or 40 home runs uh

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I mean is is Barry Babe Ruth Harry bonds didn't have 200 hits season

41:54

really I wouldn't I wouldn't have guessed that um

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Rookie of the Year and a 40 Homer season

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[ __ ] man well Mike Trout had to have

42:13

you didn't have a dude Mike Trout Loki overrated oh my God

42:24

Rookie of the Year in a 40 Homer season I really don't remember a lot of oh well I think judge did

42:32

he didn't win rookie of the year did he oh we did all right

42:37

um Rookie of the Year and an All-Star

42:43

uh Rookie of the Year and All-Star Evan Longoria

42:51

I actually think I'm so good bro half a percent Rarity

42:59

that means half a percent of people dude no way you got that no [ __ ] way

43:10

there's no way that's crazy um all right uh uh I mean Vlad

43:18

bro Junior of course he got an All-Star uh 200 hit season put Babe Ruth for 200 plus hits

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an All-Star Pokemon

43:32

200 plus hits I wonder the Cardinals hate

43:39

oh you just put him for anything and and

43:45

literally oh well

43:50

and Albert Pujols one Rookie of the Year hey I did one rookie there

43:57

all right that's not bad all right now for the All-Star sporcle

44:02

what do we want to do Sparkle um

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I mean we there it's it's unlimited quizzes do we want to do

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Republican primary debate um

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we could do a history related something it's got to be U.S history

44:26

yeah because the US is the only place that matters that's true

44:40

U.S history John Wilkes move carried out successful

44:47

assassination on which President Abraham Lincoln yeah

44:53

oh wait oh you have to type in the letter hold on hold on we gotta redo it you're so bad

45:00

be surprise attack by the Japanese and 1941

45:06

targeted which Naval Base the Pearl Harbor originally titled defensive Fort

45:12

McHenry what is the current national anthem in the United States Banner

45:18

the Battle of Little Bighorn ended in the death of which romanticized U.S general uh

45:23

[Music]

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I don't think it's a yeah I think it's Pat oh yeah

45:34

oh we got it wrong [ __ ] you said oh okay I said Patton how is

45:43

the average score 53 who's getting past the bad one

45:53

quick Speed Run B wait hey

45:59

all right here we go it's not patent is it Custer

46:05

yeah might as well let's go so smart documents ruled the United

46:11

States up until 1788. uh it was our goals of Confederation right

46:19

at what four did the first firing of the Civil War take place um

46:26

I thought it was Sumter but now this is making me guess I can

46:31

guess it I think it's Sumter well it's cool what was the name of the

46:37

oh well the Manhattan Project the Oppenheimer project what Skirmish ended in the death of

46:45

Crispus atakis what

46:53

raid on Harpers Ferry Ambush on of Geary D I would think it's b or d

47:03

it's not the Boston Massacre okay well I know five people died in that I know I'm like 95 sure maybe

47:11

Christy was one of them Christy Kirsty

47:16

uh I'm gonna say

47:23

it was C okay I I'd second [ __ ] bro you're so bad

47:33

I don't like this version yeah this I don't like that we can't just go through all of them

47:49

world leader sandwich no I don't care about European history

47:56

it's trash

48:03

10 centuries of Indian history technically all this stuff all these TR

48:09

all trivia is history because it happened in the past

48:16

once you've finished had last so we could do Ted lasso trivia

48:24

laughs no let's let's try something else

48:31

uh different category

48:37

just for fun oh we can do actually we can do sports

48:43

logos oh yeah NFL team

48:53

what the oh so we're just literally guessing

48:58

though we're just guessing NFL teams uh 289

49:09

oh so it's making a picture with their oh yeah I get that all right

49:17

um books

49:25

thanks yeah Saints Panthers [Music] Falcons

49:33

Packers bears

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angles

49:47

the brown no not the Browns who else is orange

49:54

wait is it only orange team what are you supposed to I feel like you're maybe

50:00

supposed to if you can guess the actual team oh then you like fill the whole puzzle

50:07

out I feel like that's the Bengals or the Browns helmet

50:15

who else is orange who's Orange

50:22

I feel like that has to be not the Patriots but I'm just gonna fill them out

50:28

I would just try the Browns I feel like it's just making a random

50:35

image no it's a helmet yeah but I don't I feel like we already

50:41

called whoever this is

50:46

I think we're just supposed to be putting in themes oh wait we already did Cardinals um Seahawks

51:00

trans this has to be who else could this be

51:09

I don't I don't think the helmet matters I think it's just the picture oh I think we're just entering teams

51:16

Dolphins uh bills Chiefs

51:24

Eagles Cowboys

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giant jets

51:36

we had 18 seconds let's go um uh uh uh Steelers uh

51:44

dolphins or um I already did Allman well I didn't know we were on a timer this is

51:49

all your fault because you're like oh yeah it's the helmet we got against the helmet said it reset it

51:56

come on man let's look to guess the helmet all right I didn't know we were on a timer

52:02

yeah we would have had that for sure we're just sitting there because you all

52:07

goofy like oh it's it's okay hold on we got three minutes to do this we got three minutes let's do it literally just

52:14

go division by division all right AFC South Colts

52:19

Texans Jaguars uh uh uh uh uh Titans

52:26

all right AFC North Bengals uh Steelers

52:34

Browns Ravens AFC West Chiefs Chargers

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uh uh uh uh Chiefs Chargers Raiders

52:50

um who else is in the AFC West uh uh Broncos

52:57

always forget them um AFC East Patriots

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dolphins bills

53:09

NFC South bucks bucks Saints Falcons Panthers thanks

53:17

Panthers NFC East Cowboys

53:23

Eagles Giant

53:28

Commanders uh that's it

53:35

um NFC North bears

53:40

lions dude Bears Lions Packers

53:47

Vikings um NFC West Seahawks

53:55

49ers

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brands are nulls and

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one more team wait wait wait

54:13

NFC South NFC West NFC East

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[ __ ] NFC North who are we missing

54:32

I feel like it's like a a trivia thing or it's made up or something hold on

54:39

do the Redskins no it's not a Redskins

54:52

because we have 32.

54:58

yeah so no one can win this

55:07

just type in Gray because we need to get the last or like it's got

55:12

a NFL type NFL

55:20

oh we gotta we have to type in the helmet

55:26

dude instructions unclear that's [ __ ] up

55:31

we typed it multiple times yeah you've made us lose the first time

55:36

for one point you were just trying to get that one point it says we got a hundred percent though

55:42

yeah but I think it's just because 288 over 289 rounds up to 100.

55:48

that's [ __ ] up that is dumb that pisses me off bro

55:57

all right game's rigged let's do one more

56:03

um all right starting quarterbacks under 25 years old

56:09

Super Bowl oh that's all time I won't

56:17

actually I know two of them I could do that hold on Jalen hurts my boy

56:26

Patrick homes LA Rams

56:33

Jared off yeah uh Big Ben

56:48

it's called Roethlisberger

56:54

's type Ben Ro r-o-e

57:03

quick Tom Brady is two of them right

57:10

oh no no no no no no it's um it's

57:16

it's Grogan known uh Miami Dolphins

57:22

um Dan Marino [Music] and I won't get that last Miami Dolphins

57:28

one um it's not Bledsoe it's it was Steve it's

57:33

not Steve Grogan it's [ __ ] I know who it is uh I'm not gonna

57:40

get it though I'm not gonna get it in time Steve Lombardi no it's not Steve Lombardi

57:48

it's um what was Bledsoe when did he start in

57:53

the [ __ ] Super Bowl I went again Dave David Woodley how is the average worth 79 percent

58:02

because they probably don't get David Woodley who the [ __ ] is David there's just a

58:08

bunch of people doing this who already know all of them so they just quickly ate out of it ate

58:14

it [ __ ] can't believe I missed it

58:20

picture spelling

58:28

mystery scramble

58:34

hold on let's let's do a practice mode what

58:46

oh wait oh never mind just keep going

58:53

oh I get what this is now um

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so it's something with an R I

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am

59:11

hold on wait I think we might be doing it wrong

59:17

no it's all those letters number two is the first letter it starts

59:23

with an r no I think it's talking about because there's two fifth letters look at five

59:29

and seven I think it's talking about the eighth letter in Washington commanders

59:34

and then the first letter oh oh oh

59:40

hold on the let's play the time mode all right

59:48

we got four minutes oh well they just showed us everything it was e

59:55

oh wait wait let's just go to the next one then I'll answer for Christianity

1:00:05

do they have another I don't think they have an NFL

1:00:15

let's do a company logo one okay s

1:00:21

no it'd be T bruh what star oh I'm looking at the number

1:00:27

at the top I'm looking at the number at the very there's little numbers so I'm doing that

1:00:33

yeah I do uh um

1:00:53

Delta is that no or is that American I think it's Delta Delta

1:01:01

first letter of first word there's not two words in Delta

1:01:06

well Delta Airlines we'll go with that uh fifth letter

1:01:15

air b n well

1:01:20

what wait that's Airbnb yeah just be an R

1:01:26

if it's the third letter oh I I was thinking a b and b

1:01:32

damn what there's nothing behind those eyes

1:01:38

that's true d That's Windows right or is that

1:01:43

Microsoft I could just be Microsoft who calls it windows

1:01:50

it's the operating system that's what you see on the computer well yeah but it

1:01:55

that's the Microsoft logo bruh Mystery Company

1:02:01

so now it's just DM as

1:02:07

what oh wait no wait

1:02:13

from so then this is an ant that you have to make a word out of all these letters

1:02:37

this is really not good for the podcast people the YouTube it's fine but for the

1:02:44

podcast uh I cannot think of what this would be

1:03:01

Mystery Company could be

1:03:09

what should be something really obscure

1:03:15

um well I feel like it wouldn't be obscure just because they use it there's Master

1:03:21

you could spell Masters or like uh oh MasterCard

1:03:31

big money do you know let's go Leighton is goated

1:03:37

look at the average score 52. 00

1:03:44

that couldn't be us

1:03:51

uh US presidents I wouldn't know well enough

1:03:58

board games Thanksgiving colors oh let's do color

1:04:05

is all right uh e

1:04:12

w wait third letter bro

1:04:20

L Gray wait

1:04:25

um oh this is all right it is

1:04:32

yellow easy let's go let's go let's go ask that

1:04:40

what is the it's 90 percent

1:04:48

can do cartoons I feel like I want to be good at that oh

1:04:55

this one's gonna be difficult we'll try it b r

1:05:03

first letter of second word d

1:05:08

third letter of second word

1:05:13

I fifth letter

1:05:20

The Simpsons Sim l-o-o-n-e-y

1:05:29

deck is that Dexter's Laboratory I think so is that what it's called d-e-x-t

1:05:38

I would assume that's Mickey Mouse C

1:05:46

a

1:05:53

South Park uh third letter of first word

1:06:00

would be n because that's King of the Hill right

1:06:05

and power Powerpuff I think that's an i

1:06:12

oh man wait was tough not okay I think it's

1:06:18

power I think it's I'm gonna cheat a little bit uh it could

1:06:23

be you or an eye I think we might be able to figure it out even oh it's technically

1:06:29

The Powerpuff Girls hold on

1:06:35

yeah it's technically the Powerpuff Girls so now it could be a u an i or an o

1:06:45

was it second letter of second word I think it's an o

1:06:52

Ops that's a zero something

1:06:58

I feel like if we can finish out then figure out the second word or golden

1:07:07

t

1:07:13

now uh

1:07:23

f-a-m no wait

1:07:34

dude this is so hard

1:07:41

cartoons it's not a regular show

1:07:48

it's not Adventure Time it's not SpongeBob it's not

1:07:59

f a r no

1:08:06

I don't even I feel like I won't even know what this show is when they reveal it I can't think of a three-word cartoon

1:08:13

show I can think of a bunch

1:08:19

like very odd parents uh

1:08:27

I feel like these are all like older shows or like kind of adult people shows

1:08:33

so I feel like the cartoon that it will be is gonna be something like that

1:08:46

you could spell cry you could spell

1:08:52

um a minute ah not

1:08:58

right

1:09:17

dim

1:09:26

kit dry

1:09:32

tons

1:09:38

Dawn

1:09:45

I have no idea dude

1:09:53

freaking Morty [ __ ] I wouldn't have got that that's nothing

1:09:59

I would have gotten all right that was the last one uh we we

1:10:05

got the colors right and the other one what was the other one more you don't even remember

1:10:12

oh MasterCard company uh thanks all for watching

1:10:18

um hopefully you enjoyed that and listening it got pretty boring but

1:10:24

um I I think you're winning in the draft right now we'll find out

1:10:30

yeah uh tomorrow's national Cinema day even though that doesn't matter for for the

1:10:37

listeners it's four dollar movie tickets thing on Fandango pretty cheap

1:10:43

um make sure to watch the seventh episode of Summer smash coming out on Saturday there's no episode this week uh

1:10:50

because I went on vacation and I didn't want to L producer I didn't

1:10:56

want to edit and too bad uh cry about it no it's a championship so I had this is the last episode

1:11:03

no there's one more after it kind of wrapping things up but we did take a taking a week in between just to

1:11:11

put some extra finishing touches on it I guess make it a little bit better than it normally is so

1:11:17

um make sure to watch that on Saturday at 5 PM like normal and um

1:11:24

yeah well uh we'll see you next week bye