Merry Christmas, Old Man Yelling At The Cloud and The Worst Christmas Presents | Episode 125
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Alex Boyajian
12/25/202366 min read
(0:17) Bucs are better than the Eagles (04:40) Kids These Days (10:12) Name a Woman (11:55) Immaculate Movie Grid (21:19) Scammed by an 8th Grader (36:32) Intolerable Christmas Presents (45:55) Lleyton's Choice (54:42) Sporcle Checkout our website! chaoticallyintolerant.com Blog: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/blog Catch Summer Smash Here: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/summer-smash All Updates on Tecmo Bowl: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/tecmo-bowl Meet the personalities of Chaotically Intolerant: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/personalities Meet the Hall of Famers: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/hall-of-fame
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All right, welcome.
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Dude, every time I start the show, my camera freezes because I like to start it early.
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Welcome back to Chaotically Intolerant, episode 125.
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Welcome back, Leighton.
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Big time.
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Back, it's been, I don't know, been three weeks.
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It's been a busy football week or football season.
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Leighton, I mean, I'm not even going to start on the wheel yet because the Eagles are worse than the Buccaneers now.
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Is that true?
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Yes, actually.
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I'm back to being a Bucs fan, baby.
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I'm back.
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The Bucs are back.
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The Bucs are so back.
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We're winning our division.
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We're going, you know.
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The Bucs, I actually did say this.
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The Bucs are the funnest team to come out of the NFC South if they win that division.
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They're going to be the most fun.
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We're going to the Super Bowl 9 and 8.
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Here we go.
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If the Bucs are going to the Super Bowl, the Colts are going to.
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I mean, the Colts are doing well.
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I'm surprised.
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Yeah, we'll take out the Jaguars for you.
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Hand you that playoff spot.
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The Colts are going to win the division.
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The Jaguars aren't even going to make the playoffs this year.
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What are you even talking about?
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The Colts are tied with the Jags right now.
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It's going to be because Daddy Baker takes them out this weekend.
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And then you guys get a free ticket.
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Colts fans, any Colts fan that's listening to this is going to start crying if I say this.
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I might go to Week 18 in Indianapolis.
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They're playing Houston, and I know it's bad luck.
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Colts fan is like, fuck!
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But tickets are cheap.
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Might be a big game.
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But listen, the Colts have never lost when I went to a game in Indianapolis.
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They've only lost when I go to Tampa.
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Whenever I go to north of Miami, they lose.
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You should give to an entire season of Colts games.
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We don't have the funding for that yet, but I would do that.
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If we somehow had the funding in the next three years, I would do that.
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I would go to every single game because that would be sick.
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I mean, traveling around.
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Especially like if we do the NFC East, so you get to go to like Dallas, then you get to go to New York, you get to go to Washington.
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And then, oh, and Philly, of course, Philly, you know, just scum.
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I saw a video of a Philly scumbag the other day talking about Brock Purdy.
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And he was like, oh, Brock Purdy's a bitch.
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I'm just gonna, I'm gonna bend your dad over and dump my sludge into his ass and you're gonna thank me for it.
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I was like, what?
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What the?
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He called it sludge, too.
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Leighton, those are the people that you associate with right now.
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Dude, oh my goodness.
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People that dump their sludge into other dads' asses.
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That's EDP 445?
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Yeah, you associate yourself with EDP 445.
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Well...
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You know, that's thin ice.
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That's a tough topic.
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I'm not going to comment.
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Did he ever get the cupcake?
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I remember he wanted the cupcake in that video.
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The cupcake?
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Do you remember the video?
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He gets caught trying to meet a kid, and he just goes, I'm just here for a cupcake.
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I just want a cupcake.
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Oh.
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I guess I do know about that video.
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I don't know that I've seen the whole thing.
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I don't remember cupcakes.
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I don't want to have to look for it.
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I hope he got his cupcake.
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He earned it.
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Did he?
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Did he?
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Okay.
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On the wheel today.
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I'm not telling you guys what's on the wheel.
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You're going to have to read the description if you want to know what's on the wheel.
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Read the description if you want to know.
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We're going to do a little wheel spin.
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That's all that matters.
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How many times are we going to spin?
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We're just going to spin the wheel until we hit a time that we don't think we should spin the wheel anymore.
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Let's give her a nice little spin.
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can't even see it because of the glare what do we got wait kids these days kids these days okay this is what i'm intolerant of with these kids these days um so i went christmas shopping for some family members and they're all one of them is 13 and the rest are younger and you know i only spent ten dollars on them max not i'm a college kid i don't have to spend that much on them um
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And I was like, hey, what does the 10-year-old want?
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You know, the younger girl.
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I was like, oh, well, she probably wants some dolls or, you know, whatever.
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I don't know what 10-year-olds like, right?
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10-year-olds like toys, right?
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When we were 10, we liked toys.
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Some form of toy, maybe like an Xbox or something.
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Yeah, I feel like it was into video games at that point.
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But like maybe you're doing like Legos.
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You're doing.
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Yeah, probably.
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You were probably also playing with some toys like 10 years old is fifth grade.
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So I was like, hey, what what does she want?
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You know, I was looking in the girl toy aisle.
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I was like, I have no clue what I'm looking at.
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And they go, oh, well, she likes skin care products.
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I was like, what?
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And they're like, yes, skin care products.
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I was like, 10.
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This is what kids these days want.
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Skin care products.
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That is crazy.
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This is crazy.
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They barely even need them going into middle school.
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Why is she using it in elementary school?
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And I was like, I was like, is this like what all kids that age want?
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And they were like, yeah, like this is, you know, this is just what kids that age like now.
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That is so dumb.
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That's like, oh yeah, my son likes medicine.
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Get him some medicine.
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what well like like girl like girls our age like skincare products they like the bath bombs and they like the masks and stuff they like to throw goop all over their face is one thing yeah get her a freaking bubble bath well that's right that's what i got i got a bath bomb and i got like some of those skincare masks but like 10 this is what 10 year olds like
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I sound like the old man yelling at the cloud.
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I'm shaking my fist at the wind.
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I'm, you know, that's what I sound like.
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But I was like, I'm fucking old.
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If that's what kids like the 13 year old, I had no clue what to get them.
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That is stupid.
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Yeah.
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13 year olds.
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The acne was a thing yet.
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And homegirls has a whole routine.
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I think they say like, if you like establish it early, cause I feel like if I probably established myself a little earlier, my acne would be better.
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But I've never washed my face before.
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Just like, you know, you like you cover it up in the shower.
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A handful of times I have.
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And then occasionally I've done like a little clay mask right over a pimple.
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But you like cover your face in the shower.
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You're like, yeah, I can't get my face wet.
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I want I want my face to listen here.
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I got to defend it.
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My face needs to glisten from all the oils on it.
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Yeah, so that way when I'm in the bar, I can get some oils and defoam my beer.
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Ew.
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Oh, ew, that's disgusting.
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That actually is a thing, and that is so gross to me.
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That is gross.
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Who does that?
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Who's out here doing that?
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Because I guess the oil makes the foam lose its, like it slips off of it and will let go.
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Yeah, it's disgusting.
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That's gross.
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But the younger one still likes normal kid shit.
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I bought like a little National Geographic thing
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where you beat into a rock and there's a little dinosaur tooth in it.
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It was pretty cool.
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I don't think it was a real dinosaur tooth, but that was a normal kid thing.
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I was like, this is what a boy that age would like.
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You get to beat something with a hammer and get a prize out of it.
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That's...
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That's what I would still do that.
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If somebody got me the little National Geographic thing, even if it was like make your own whatever, I'd be like, hell yeah.
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There was one.
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It was like make your own meteor.
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And it was just like Super Bowls, like make your own bouncy ball.
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And I was like, that's pretty sick.
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I was like, if I wasn't like going Christmas shopping, I'll buy that for myself.
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And then the 13, I mean, what do you get a 13 year old?
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What do you get a kid in middle school?
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Like, I'm serious.
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Like I, even as a 13 year old myself and my parents would ask me, what do you want for Christmas?
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I was like, I don't know.
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I just want money.
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That's at this point, that's all I want.
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Just so I can be somewhat financially independent.
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Like I can go to the, go to the gas station and get some snacks if I want.
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Like, I don't want to ask my parents, Hey, can I get $10 to go to the gas station?
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So, yeah, kids these days.
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Give me a racetrack gift card.
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That's it.
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That's all I want.
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Sign me up for the Shell credit card so that I'm ready to go.
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Yeah, that will be more possibly on this topic of kids these days because I got scammed out of some money.
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this past week by a kid these days so um all right let's gotta be on your toes i know right oh it landed on the same thing it's had a lot of repeats spinning we've had a lot of repeats over the past few weeks oh name a woman name a woman layton name a woman hillary clinton mine is jane lynch jane lynch i don't even know who that is bro
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She, have you ever seen 40 year old Virgin?
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Yes, I have.
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She's the boss in 40 year old Virgin.
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She's the one that talks about sleeping with her, with the Hispanic guy, having a, having a fuck buddy.
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Okay.
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That's her.
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I don't know why.
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I literally thought about a woman and that was who came up.
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Jane Lynch.
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I don't know why.
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You're the front of my mind.
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Jane Lynch, front of my mind.
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Hillary Clinton, front of Leighton's mind.
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I'm just, you know, I feel... Is it because Epstein's list is going to be released soon?
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Is that why?
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Nah.
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you're just you're getting ready i don't even care about that stuff a lot of a lot i think redacted is going to be trending on twitter this next week redacted that's because i bet there's gonna be a lot of stuff that's redacted from that thing no i'm not even a political guy and i know what's going on all right let's spin again at this rate we're gonna fly through this thing
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Immaculate grid.
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Let's go.
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Movie grid time.
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We should just have Jeffrey Epstein as a permanent eyepiece.
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Okay.
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Bruce Willis.
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One word title.
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Ignore the unbreakable for Bruce Willis.
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I only know of Die Hard.
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Released from 1980 to 2000.
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Die Hard.
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Released from 2001 to 2023.
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Red.
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We'll do Red.
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I love Bruce Willis.
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He's a very popular actor.
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And it didn't even fucking hit.
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What the fuck?
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Was it the all caps Red?
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That is stupid, though.
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Maybe it... No, it's not all caps on here.
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It was released in 2010.
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It has Bruce Willis.
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Maybe it is all caps red.
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That's fucked up.
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That's stupid.
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That's so dumb.
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That's dumb.
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Who's Jodie Foster, bro?
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She was in Silence of the Lambs.
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Oh.
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We could do Tim Burton stuff.
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Oh, yeah, Tim Burton, easy.
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Batman for Tim Burton.
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Okay.
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Not the Batman, just Batman.
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Easy.
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No problem, dude.
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Isn't... He directed Coraline.
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I thought he did.
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I could be wrong, but I feel like he did.
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No, he didn't.
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Shoot.
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Well, he freaking directed every other Claymation movie, so oh my goodness.
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I absolutely... Oh, Henry Sillick.
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I absolutely despise Tim Burton.
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I know that's unpopular, but I hate his movies.
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They're weird.
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They're creepy.
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Batman Returns.
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There we go.
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Released from 2001 to 2023.
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What else did he do?
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I mean, he's done...
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There's like that Frankenstein movie about the kid.
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Franken-puppy?
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Was that it?
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No, it was... Frankenweenie, right?
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Yes, that's what it was, I think.
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Are you sure that was him?
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Oh, we got it.
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Okay.
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Show results.
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Seven out of nine.
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We did okay with getting freaking booty blasted by red.
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I know.
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What the fuck, dude?
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That's fucked up.
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Well, actually, now I'm thinking about it.
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We got the ones that we would have gotten.
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We got all these.
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I wouldn't have gotten the two Jodie Foster ones.
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I couldn't remember.
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Saved the life of me.
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Okay, well, that was quick.
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Maybe we'll do one more because that was pretty quick.
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We're like flying through this wheel today.
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We crushed that.
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No, we didn't.
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No.
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We're not going to do this one.
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John David Washington is the only one I really know.
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I only know Jacob Elordi from that show about a bunch of teenagers fucking each other.
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Euphoria?
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Yeah, that crap.
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This is a new one.
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Oscar Isaac and Zendaya.
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Well, this one is Dune.
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Was... Was Oscar Isaac in the new Star Wars movies?
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He must have been, but I have no idea.
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I don't know who Oscar Isaac is.
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Uh...
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He plays... I don't know what you would know of him.
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That's okay.
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Never mind.
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Hold on.
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What's the first Star Wars with Rey?
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What was that first one?
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Force Awakens?
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Yeah.
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Boom.
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No problem.
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Boom.
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Boom.
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Boom.
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Marriage story.
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I was thinking the same thing.
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Every day I wake up and I wish you were dead.
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For real.
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Me when I see my sister.
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Adam Driver 2013 to 2023.
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What's the movie where he's calling the guy an N-word who's driving away in the truck?
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Oh, Black Klansman.
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Wait.
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No, it's Black K Klansman.
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All one word.
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Oh, hold on.
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I guess I gotta watch that now.
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Why?
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Just for that part?
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He did the thing.
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Imagine somebody goes up to him and just like, hey, do it.
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Just say it.
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Say it.
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Yeah, who was the thing?
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Who on set gave him the pass?
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The Bart Simpson, the do the thing.
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And he just says the N word instead.
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I need a video of that.
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Zendaya drama.
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Didn't she do... She did some weird movie about cannibalism.
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I never saw it, but I remember seeing the trailer for it.
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I was kind of grossed out.
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Damn it.
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Who was in Bones and All then?
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I know we can do one of the Spider-Man movies.
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Oh, yeah.
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I'm going to do No Way Home.
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Easy.
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I don't even know who Carey Mulligan is.
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Me either.
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Probably some no-name, unheard-of Hollywood actress.
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Oh, hold on.
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I'm looking at her right now.
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I mean, I'm not going to use these.
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I'm not cheating at the Immaculate Grit.
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I would have never gotten any of this stuff.
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But she's in a few movies you would know.
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One is one of your favorite Ryan Gosling movies.
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Wallowland?
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No.
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I said one of your favorite, not the favorite.
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Unless maybe you actually haven't seen this one and you just think it's funny.
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Drive.
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Drive.
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I don't like that movie at all.
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Okay, well, so that's the blonde girl, right?
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So she's also in Super 8.
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That's not really a drama, though.
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When was that released?
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That was the mid-2000s, right?
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I think that was before 2013.
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I can't make any guesses on Carey Mulligan because I know all the movies now.
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What else is she from?
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I have integrity about the group.
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Same haircut every single movie and a little blonde haircut.
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Gosh.
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Oh, that's not even her in Super 8, dude.
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I'm confusing her with another lady who looks just kind of like her, but I can't.
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Oh, Elle Fanning?
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Yeah.
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Okay, then I have no idea what this lady's in, bro.
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She is also in The Great Gatsby.
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I don't know if you saw The Great Gatsby, but that's like a well-known one.
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And then Promising Young Woman as well.
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Oh yeah, that one.
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I never saw that.
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Give up.
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Okay, let's see.
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What do we got?
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Yeah, Promising Young Woman, the top two.
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Oh, Malcolm and Marie.
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That was one Zendaya did in like
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covid i think it was weird very weird netflix movie spin again spin again it's the empty space move forward three spaces oh getting scammed by a 13 year old absolutely perfect that we landed on that
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he's been itching to tell a story.
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I've been, I've been itching to, to really get my money back.
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No, I got my money back.
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I got my money back.
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So I went, I went to a lightning game Thursday night, took, took my little cousin.
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Uh, you know, we don't get to spend a lot of time together.
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So I was, I was really excited to spend some time with him.
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Cause you know, he's turning into a teenager and he's too cool for everything now.
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So, um,
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Yeah, I remember being that age and I don't remember being as like angsty, angsty, a lot of angst, a lot of teenage angst.
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No, but so we go to the game and, you know, I was like, all right, well, this kid's 13.
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I got to let the you know, I don't have to like have my eye on him every 10 seconds.
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I can kind of let him go do his thing.
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So we're sitting at the game.
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Great game, by the way.
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Lightning went down 2-0, then went up 4-2, blew the lead, and then scored late.
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I was teaching him about gambling, how to bet the over, and the over hit.
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No problem.
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Easy.
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But he was like, hey, I want to go to the team store.
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Let's go.
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I was like, well, you can go.
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I want to stay and watch the game.
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So I let him go.
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He was like, well, I wanna buy something.
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I was like, okay, what am I supposed to do with that information?
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He was like, well, I don't have my card with me.
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How am I gonna pay for it?
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I was like, well, I'll give you my card.
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You can pay for it on my card and then just pay me back when we get home.
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Oldest trick in the book.
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Yeah, I mean, I got fooled.
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I got fooled.
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So he goes and buys this sweater.
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Which, take note, my mom got him a lightning sweater for this game.
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And then he bought another sweater.
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And he was, like, he was, like, bragging to me on the way up.
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He was, like, yeah, I got, like, 500 bucks in my savings account.
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You know, 500,000, which, like, that's, like, enough for me to...
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That's enough for me to be like, okay, yeah, it's probably believable that a 13-year-old could have saved some money.
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And maybe his parents gave him some already or something.
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But that's a very believable number, I think, for a 13-year-old.
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It's not like he was like, yo, I have 10 grand in the bank.
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Be like, yeah, fuck you.
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Okay, buddy.
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Okay.
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Let me... You know what?
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I don't even have to pull this up because it's the most basic...
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sweater ever that's what i'm afraid of he buys this like designer sweater that is like it's literally just a small lightning logo on the front and then on the back it just says tampa bay lightning like that's that's all nothing nothing special i you know he comes back with it in the bag and i go oh you bought a what'd you buy and he's like oh i bought a sweater i was like how much was it and he goes uh i don't know it was like 50 bucks and i was like
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That's not a confident answer.
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You're not old enough to lie perfectly yet.
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I can tell something's up.
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So I check my credit card because I get a notification every time a purchase goes through and says, do you want to just guess the number on how much?
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I don't want to overguess to take away from the story, so I'm going to go with $75.
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$95.
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Jeez.
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For one hoodie.
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And I felt the hoodie.
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It felt like a typical...
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$30, $40 hoodie that you can get at the chaoticallyintolerant.com shop right now for like $40.
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You can get a sweater for Christmas.
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Actually, it's not going to come for Christmas.
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Late Christmas.
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Anyways, what an ad.
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It's from a company called Sportico, the jacket's from.
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And I was like, where'd you get this from?
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And he goes, oh, I got it from a guy out there.
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I was like, what do you mean you got it from a guy?
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And he goes, I don't know.
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He's just walking around with sweaters and I bought it from him.
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So you didn't get it from the team store?
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He goes, no.
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And I look for the tag.
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There's no tag on the sweater.
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So at that point, I'm like, shit, did this kid just get like did somebody just sell him a sweater?
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Just a random person sold him a sweater.
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Yeah.
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Like some random dude just holding like a credit card swipe.
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He's just like a square.
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He has like a square little thing.
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Yeah.
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No, I like checked it and it said Tampa Bay AMA, which is Amelie Arena.
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So I was like, and he had the bag.
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He had like the lightning team store bag.
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So I was like, OK, this has to be legit.
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But I was like, you know this is $95.
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He was like, there's no way.
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He was like, that's gotta be taxed.
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I was like, what do you mean that's gotta be taxed?
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He was like, well, they taxed it.
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It's always more than it says, right?
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Yeah, like a couple bucks more.
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7%.
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I was like, sales tax is 7% of whatever you buy.
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And he goes, what's sales tax?
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I was like, what are they teaching these kids?
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Are they not teaching them sales tax in school at all?
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That's crazy.
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I learned about sales tax when I went to the dollar store as a kid because I walk in there with a dollar and then, oh, your total is $1.07.
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Excuse me?
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What does the sign say?
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And then that's when I learned what sales tax was.
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At that time, that money was probably going to Obama.
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All that money going to Obama.
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He goes, it's sales tax.
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I was like, if this jacket was $50, it would be like $52.
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This makes no sense.
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I was like, Joe is not taking $40 in tax on that jacket.
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I was like, he's taking $40 in tax other places, but not on that jacket.
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He's just sitting there and I was like, are you going to pay me back?
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He was like, my mom will get you back.
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I was like,
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i was like i'm gonna talk to your parents about this and he was like he was like well you don't have to do that and i was like no i'm going to i'm gonna talk to your parents about this because this is crazy you know they're they're my aunt and uncle of course i'm gonna tell him about this i don't know why he would think i would hide this from them um so then we we leave you know we i i kind of keep questioning him about it i was like why did you get a jacket you
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have one why would you waste your money in Florida yeah and he goes he goes well I'm the hoodie kid at school I was like what do you mean you're the hoodie kid at school he was like I'm the hoodie kid I was like oh my god and he goes he's the quiet kid or he's the emo kid I don't think he's either one I think I think that's just not kids these days man kids these days
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But he and then and then he was like, well, it's cold in Florida.
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I was like, no, it's not.
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I was like, come on, dude.
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He was like, well, like some mornings in the winter.
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I'm like, you don't need two or three jackets.
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You have one regular hoodie that you can wear.
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And he I know he has other hoodies as well.
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So like, I don't know where he gets this.
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So we get home or we get back into town.
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And I was like, all right, well, let's stop and get some dinner.
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I'll buy you dinner.
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And then we pass a gas station.
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He goes, hey, can we stop at that gas station?
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I want to get a snack.
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And I was like, are you going to pay for it?
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He was like, well, can I borrow five bucks?
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I was like, no.
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Fool me once, shame on me.
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Fool me twice.
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So we get back home and he's being loud as hell when we get home.
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So it wakes up his dad.
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His dad comes out and we're talking for a little bit.
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And I was like, you want to know what your son did tonight?
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And he goes, what?
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And
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I gave him an opportunity to fess up and tell it himself.
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And he goes, no, no, no, don't tell him.
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I was like, okay.
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I told him the story.
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And he goes, are you serious?
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You're almost into high school.
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And then he goes, I didn't know.
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I didn't know what it cost.
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And he was like, you couldn't have asked how much it cost?
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And then we just went on like this like tangent.
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He was like, oh my God, he was so pissed.
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And he was like, well, I'm in trouble.
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Am I in trouble?
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He was like, you're not even like in trouble.
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I'm just disappointed that like you couldn't ask.
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He was like, we're gonna have to find a way.
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Cause like now the debt is just transferred onto the family.
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Like it's, we're not gonna make Alex pay for it.
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The debt is just transferred onto us and you're gonna have to work that off.
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I was like, yeah, if that was my kid, I wouldn't even be mad.
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I wouldn't even ground him.
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I would just be like, well, I have this story to tell for the rest of his life that I can embarrass him.
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And I mean, you're just going to have to work it off.
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Like it's your sweater.
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And then when I saw his mom in the morning, I was like, you know, that's a women's sweater.
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You can wear that.
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You can just take that from him.
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Even if he does work on a sweater.
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Yeah.
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He bought a women's sweater.
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He thought it was a men's sweater.
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It's a women's sweater.
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This dude, which again, I've done that before.
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I own women's clothes that, you know, I've worn thinking they were men's.
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And then I bought a second pair of pants of women's pants, knowing that it was women's after I bought the first pair, not knowing it was women's, but that's a different story.
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So I got, I got scammed basically.
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Yeah.
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I'm curious what the interaction between him, the cousin and this mysterious store dude was.
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I know.
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I was like, I was like how, like, I was like, I remember being 13 and I would never buy anything unless I could see the price.
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I don't blame him for making a bad purchase because I've bought stuff that I didn't end up wearing or I didn't look at the price before.
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I just don't understand how he bought that one or from a guy.
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It wasn't even that it was a bad purchase because I get it if he's like, yeah, it was $90-something and he owns it where he's like,
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Yeah, I know it was expensive, but I really wanted it.
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I'd be like, okay, well, you're gonna have to explain that to your parents, but that's fine.
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It's the fact that he like didn't, he just got scammed.
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He was like, what?
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I was like, how do you not know the price?
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Did you not get a receipt?
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Did you not like look at the tag?
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Like, I don't, kids, man.
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I remember I went to a Red Sox game and I bought an autographed,
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like a big autographed photo of the manager, John Farrell for $40.
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And I brought it back to the seat and my dad goes, why'd you buy that?
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I was like, I don't know.
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It's, it's an autographed photo of that, of the manager.
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Like, that's pretty cool.
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And he was like, Oh, and he kind of like rolled his eyes.
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He was like, okay.
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And that, like that year he got fired too.
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Like they, the Red Sox won the division.
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They got swept in the divisional round.
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Yeah, the divisional round by, I think, the Indians.
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And then he got fired that year.
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It was really funny.
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Maybe it was the next year.
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I don't remember.
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But we've all made bad decisions.
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But I owned up to it.
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I was like, yeah, I bought this.
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This is mine.
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I'm owning the purchase.
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It was also my money.
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It was like my birthday money.
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It wasn't.
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I would have never done that.
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I would have never been like, yeah, my dad will pay you back for something that's like $100.
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Mm-hmm.
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That was never me.
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I would never do that.
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Yeah.
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I mean, yeah, as a kid, $100 was like an unfathomable amount of money.
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If I got a Benjamin for my birthday, I was living, I was flying.
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My mom walks up and goes, yoink, into your savings.
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And I never see it ever again.
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Yeah.
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That would, I mean, I understand, like, being a parent, you want to teach your kid how to save.
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But, like, when my parents would do that, I was like, bro, I would get so mad.
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I was like, you're not going to let me spend any of this?
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I want to buy, like, candy at school at least.
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I want to be able to, like, I don't know.
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You know, the SSAS had their little candy bar after school that kids would flock to for some reason.
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Very faintly remember that.
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It was in the gym.
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Like you would go after school, you'd walk up to the gym, you'd have to fight about 10 people just to get in the door.
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And it was like the world's most exclusive party at that school.
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I was just on the bus.
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The bus was a whole different story.
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You just needed to survive on the bus.
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That was the only objective of the bus.
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Yeah.
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In middle school, there was a kid when I was in sixth grade, there was an eighth grader who left his wallet on the bus.
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But the next day, the bus driver was like, you know, hey, someone left a wallet.
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Like, whose is it?
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And, you know, oh, that's my wallet, sir.
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OK, what was it in it, though?
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You know, I got I got to know.
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And he's like, well, money is like anything else.
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And he's like, uh, condoms.
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And the bus driver goes, I poked holes through all of them.
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Keep dreaming, bud.
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And hands him his wallet.
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That whole interaction was so crazy.
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And I'm like, Brian, what is happening?
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That's he's the goat.
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He is the goat.
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Remember they would make you like register for the bus.
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Did you ever get that?
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They would give you a sheet of paper.
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I never registered.
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I would never turn anything in.
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I'd just get on.
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I was like, what are you going to do?
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Make me stay here?
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You have to talk to my parents then.
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I would do the bus registrations because I think it was also to maintain the routes as well because if there's only three kids getting off at this stop, then maybe it could be better placed on a different route or something like that.
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I don't know.
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I was at middle school.
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I was like, I'm not filling this shit out.
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I took a principal's stand.
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I was like, this is stupid.
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I was like, this little sheet of paper I got to write down on?
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Come on.
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Fuck you guys.
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Yeah.
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Middle schoolers are dumb.
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They really are.
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They're the dumbest human beings alive, I think.
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Except me.
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I'm big brained.
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Except you, you're dumber than a middle schooler.
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That's what you meant.
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No, big brain.
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No, big brain.
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Spin the wheel, spin the wheel.
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You're dumber than a middle schooler.
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It's already decided.
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Spin again, again.
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Maybe it's got to be set down on a flat wall, but I feel like it.
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Oh, wait, Christmas presents.
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All right, well, if this is the wheel of intolerance, this is the one.
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What's a Christmas present that you just... I just don't tolerate.
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Absolutely despise.
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I got it.
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I got it.
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My grandma and my dad's side don't have any contact with that side of the family anymore because of this.
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Not really.
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They got me socks one year.
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Do you remember Kung Zu, the little hamsters that you could have fight?
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Yeah, they were battery operated, right?
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Exactly.
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And they would drive at each other?
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Yes.
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So there was Kung Zu, and those were the boy spinoff of Zuzu Pets.
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You know, the regular girl ones.
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So what did I want for Christmas?
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I wanted Kung Zu.
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Very, you know, Kung Zu.
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My sister wanted Zuzu pets because she already had some.
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So my grandma gets me one Kung Zu hamster and then a Zuzu pet hamster.
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What's that supposed to do for me?
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They're not going to fight.
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And then gives a kung fu zoo thing to my sister as well.
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So then, you know, it's Christmas morning.
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And I'm like, you know, hey, sister, let me just give you the zoo zoo pet for the kung fu one.
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So now I get to kung fu.
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You get to zoo zoo pets.
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Problem solved.
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And then so then we're making this exchange.
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If you're exchanging presents, you got to like.
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Or no, what was it?
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There was something else involved, too, where I don't know.
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But anyway, that grandma just botched presents like crazy.
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I have a Father's Day mug I got on Christmas morning when I was a kid.
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I still use it.
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But it's, like, it literally, number one dad, number, like, all this, like, with baseball bats and, like, like, it's just a Father's Day mug.
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How she even found it on Christmas, who knows, considering Father's Day is in June.
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But, yeah.
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She probably realized, oh, fuck, I didn't get late in a present.
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She was like, well, good luck being a dad, kid.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Yeah, she even wrapped it.
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So I knew it was a mug when I got it.
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And then I open it and it's, oh, okay.
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I'm literally 10 years old, but thanks.
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Yeah, she's the... She's so bad.
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I feel like I've gotten... My Christmases have been pretty good, especially being an only child.
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So, like, my parents just focus all that Christmas energy on me.
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But I'm trying to, like, think about... I guess, like, I mean, as a kid, like, clothes.
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That's the worst.
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Just opening up a present.
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Yeah, now I want clothes as an adult.
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But, yeah, as a kid, that was... Like, how am I supposed to be happy?
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Yeah.
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Yeah, especially like you see.
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Sound like the most ungrateful children ever.
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How am I supposed to be happy?
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You gave me something to wear.
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God, mom.
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You get the box and you shake everything before Christmas morning and you're like, oh man, I wonder what this is.
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You rip open the big box and it's just especially nice clothes.
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Somebody got you a collared shirt.
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If it was just a cool t-shirt, you could be like, oh, all right.
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I'll wear this.
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This is something I'll wear day to day.
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You get a button down shirt from your
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a grandma or like a distant aunt that you never see you're like fuck fuck these people like you guys never see me and then you got me clothes like if my parents got me clothes again I would be like well you're my parents it's kind of your job but like you know because like you know you're supposed to clothe your child you're supposed to make sure they're not stepping out naked but like my distant family fuck man
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Oh, and the matching clothes.
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Matching clothes.
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That's the other thing.
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Don't ever do matching clothes on Christmas morning.
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You buy your whole family matching pajamas that are the ugliest things ever.
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Wasting a gift.
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You're just wasting a gift.
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I would never do that for my kids.
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I know that.
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That's something I would never do.
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I never had that happen to me.
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But I know friends.
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I remember going to a friend's house and he's wearing the same shirt as his sister.
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And I'm like, dude, you're wearing a girl's shirt.
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I don't think it's that weird, to be honest.
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Like, I get why people think it's weird.
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Again, like, that's all as a kid.
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Like, as a kid, you're like, fuck, man.
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Just, like, matching, especially matching with, like, your sister.
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Or, like, a... I guess, like, any female cousin is like a 10-year-old boy.
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You're like, I don't want to match with any female, ever.
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Well, I would always change before family came over.
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Like...
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Some kids don't.
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Some kids don't.
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I try to.
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I try to.
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I'll just want to hang out in basketball shorts all day, but then my family wants to see me on Christmas, and I'm like, guys, this is Christmas.
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It's not a family time.
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Christmas Eve is.
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Christmas Day is.
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that would trigger me so much because i just opened all these super fun toys but now i have to spend the entire day with family so basically the day after christmas is really christmas because you get to actually finally use the toys yeah we need to we need to change the whole because christmas movies just stop being played on like table the day after christmas
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They need to use that time between Christmas and New Year's as, like, slow exit from Christmas.
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We need to have a slow exit.
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Like, the day after Christmas is the saddest day of the year.
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Mm-hmm.
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In my opinion.
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Because, like, all the Christmas stuff just stops.
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Like, I remember people would, I know people would take down their tree the day after Christmas.
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Mm-hmm.
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I was like, what?
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Yeah, that's a little much.
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I think my family goes through the new year.
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And then after the new year, that's when we take all our stuff down.
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If we have the fake tree up, my dad will keep the tree up until like March.
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And like I'll mention, I'm like, hey, dad, we should take down the tree.
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He's like, no, I like it.
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I like it up.
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A few years ago.
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I do like a Christmas tree.
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I mean, I like the real tree better, but.
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Because, like, I just like the smell more than anything.
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But the real tree doesn't last.
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That's why my dad doesn't like the real tree.
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That's the only reason he doesn't like the real tree.
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And you get the needles everywhere.
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Oh, my goodness.
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It's actually not that bad if, like, you vacuum, like, once a week.
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Like, I don't really, like, if you vacuum, you keep picking them up.
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I vacuum once a year, bro.
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You vacuum once a year.
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I vacuum once a week.
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Thanks.
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but I mean, I do plan to get real trees in the future, like with my fam, but I would do, maybe I'll do a real tree.
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And then I do a fake one later on once they're adults and it doesn't matter as much.
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Are you going to do the elf on the shelf thing?
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No.
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My family never did that.
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I didn't even know what Elf on the Shelf was until I was a little bit older.
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I thought it was always kind of cool.
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I know parents that do it every single day for 25 days.
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They do it for the full month of December.
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I'm like, why are you putting yourself through something like that?
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Do the little...
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Because they always do little... I don't know.
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Make it look like the elf was alive type of thing.
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I would do that every five to six days.
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And then just make it look like he's watching them.
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Yeah.
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I saw one where the dad had the... So you know the little single shot liquor bottles?
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Yeah.
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Yeah.
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So he had the elf in the shelf...
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At the bottom of the stairs, flip sideways in a car with that empty bottle just right next to it.
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So the elf on the shelf was drunk driving the night before.
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It's a good lesson to teach your kids.
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Don't drink and drive.
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You'll be like the elf.
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All right.
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I think maybe we'll spin it one more time.
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We're at about 45 minutes.
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Okay.
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Son of a bitch.
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Spinning out.
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Layton's choice.
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Okay.
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My choice at the current moment when I don't tolerate...
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is iPhone.
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I finally got an iPhone.
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Um, so I've had it like three weeks or two weeks.
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I can't remember, but I mean, there's nothing, I've always been an Android person, but I've always gotten cheap, cheap Android.
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So they poop out within two years.
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Um,
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but then i just get another cheap one so i'm gonna go through four phones before i you know have spent the price of what this phone was this is an iphone 14 light blue just the base model but um i was finally like you know what i'll try on iphone i'll play some eight ball with people i'm not even allowed in some group chats with friends because they all have iphones like that is
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I finally know what, you know, privilege is, I guess, but.
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Well, like, you know, like, they, certain things are, like, different, I guess, if there's an Android in there.
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Like, in the group chat.
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Dude, the text color, bro.
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No, like, you can, like, edit text.
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You can, like, I guess you can do certain, I don't really care.
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Like, I'm, I really don't care.
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I make fun of you and, like, because it's fun, but I genuinely don't give a shit about what phone you have.
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But there are like, I guess there's certain things like you can remove people from the group.
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Well, it's also because my thing is I can, you know, do the reactions with other people, all sorts of stuff.
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Android is a system that is among Google pixels, Samsung phones, LG motor, like every other phone manufacturer uses Android.
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So every other phone has to be compatible with each other.
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Whereas iPhone has their own specialty thing that doesn't fit with any of the other manufacturers.
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And it's just like,
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I don't know.
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They act like Android is the obscure one, but it's like, really, that's what every other phone ever used.
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There's 15 phones that use iOS.
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There's hundreds that use Android.
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Don't act like we're the minority, bums.
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Come on now.
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Yeah.
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In the United States, because that's the only country we care about in this country, is the United States.
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Apple accounts for 56.41% of the U.S.
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smartphone market share.
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I get that aspect that they do dominate the market.
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Tis why the iPhone clan is so powerful.
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But it's like...
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That means the majority of people in the United States have iPhones.
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Even though there's less of them, the majority of them have iPhones.
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The next closest one is Samsung at 26.58%.
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Yeah, but that's not even my problem.
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That's why I got an iPhone.
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I'm like, okay, I went into Best Buy with the intention of getting one.
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I've tried all the cheap Androids.
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Let me try an expensive iPhone.
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If I like the expensive iPhone, maybe I'll switch entirely.
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After several years, I feel like I'll try an expensive Android.
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So that way I've had...
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all of them you know i dropped 800 on this phone you know maybe i'll drop 800 on an android and see what the experience is like so that actually isn't that bad
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The sad thing is, because I went in there and I'm like, I'll get an iPhone 11 or iPhone 12.
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It was still $630.
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I'm like, I might as well do an iPhone 14 then.
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The iPhone 15 was like $1,000 or something.
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That's way too much.
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Already $600 and $800 was way too much for a phone for me.
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I'm like, I'm a big baller.
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I just got this new job.
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You got to make it look pretty.
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The iPhone does look pretty.
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It does.
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The packaging and all that, it felt like an event to be opening.
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I know people freak out over it.
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I don't really care about that, but what were you going to say?
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Yeah, so the things I hate about the phone, autocorrect is right now the biggest thing.
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I type OMW.
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You know what I'm trying to say.
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Yeah.
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Why do you then change it to on my way?
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Exclamation point.
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I don't want to sound like a. You can change that.
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You can fix that.
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I've heard that I can fix that one, but it's like, why do I have to go into a setting to freaking change it?
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Like just leave it alone.
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That's actually the only one that I think they make like the standard.
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Like they make it like the default.
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That is the only one that they do.
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But the autocorrect is crazy because like it used to let you if you messed up spelling a word, you could like hit the backspace and it'll go back.
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Now it just like fills in the word and it makes you do like the little choice at the top.
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It's either like you can choose the misspelled part or you can or it'll just automatically do it if you hit the fucking space.
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Yeah.
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And it's like, I hate, I'm, you know, locked in type in a thousand words per minute.
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I look back and 50% of them are now changed.
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And then on top of that, Android was so good on identifying words that you commonly use and suggesting.
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I would always send Dakota, I'm safe in my car whenever I leave.
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Call me cringe.
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But it got to the point where I would literally type I'm and then safe in my car because it knew the suggestion because I would send text like that so much.
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And I feel like
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You know, maybe it needs more time, but iPhone is not recognizing anything I say.
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Oh, my goodness.
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Oh, do you do the voice to text?
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No.
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Like, anything I type routinely.
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Like, it's not giving me – I saw it.
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It's noticed that I take a car a lot.
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But, like, if I say I'm in, it'll give me a car.
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It'll, like –
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it probably doesn't do it as often as you do, but it will like kind of predict the words that you want, but it takes, it does take some time, but it's still like, like it'll guess like if I'm saying chaotically intolerant, like if I'm typing something out for like a post or something, it'll predict that.
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So like, and that's somewhat of a hard guess, I guess.
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I don't know.
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Yeah.
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I'll do my last thing.
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The freaking volume that there's just one volume for the whole phone and how to silence it and unsilence it.
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Who the fuck?
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Who?
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I don't have fingernails.
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How am I going to get through my case and then go get – like I can get it with my pinky sometimes.
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But that's so obnoxious.
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I mean maybe you just have stubby fingers.
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Android, you click a volume button.
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It slides out ringer volume, alarm volume, media volume, call volume, and then silence or not silenced.
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Like you would think – That's too much.
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No, that's too much.
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Well, cause okay.
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So it has the regular volume, just like an Android where it just does the one bar, but then under it, it has like a little gear wheel or like three little dots or lines and you pull out the rest.
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And it's like, that is so simple.
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And how do I turn off my vibration?
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I have to go into freaking accessibility in my iPhone settings and go turn it up.
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Like, why the heck am I scrolling past color blindness to turn off my vibration?
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Why can't I just do that?
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Like, there's so many stuff where it's like, did an idiot build this phone?
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like there yeah there's like a lot of settings where it's like why would they put this here like their their sense of organization is really dumb yeah i mean there are stuff i like way way more like siri is really helpful whereas like siri never helps me she's a bitch i hate that she is annoying because she'll i'll be like hey can you you know
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I'll be on a YouTube video, pause it, and then it'll go to sleep.
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And I'll be like, hey, Siri, go back to the video.
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And then it's like, I can't do that with your phone locked.
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I'm like, bruh.
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Then why did you go to sleep?
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I said it to go to sleep after 15 minutes.
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And you took 30 seconds.
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But, yeah, I mean, there's nothing detrimental that I don't like about the phone or anything.
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It's more just nitpick stuff.
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But, yeah, that's my beef I have with iPhone right now.
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All right.
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I have a few.
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All right.
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We'll do one more.
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I hope I land on.
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There's two things I hope I land on.
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Sporkle.
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That is not what I wanted, but too bad.
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All right.
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All right.
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End it on a little sparkle.
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We can do two.
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Let's see.
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Let's look at movies.
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Movies.
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Here we go.
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First one, Marvel.
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Oh, no.
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Lord of the Rings.
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Let's do this one.
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Actors by movie.
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That they appeared in.
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Clear breath.
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Seven actors in the hunt for Red October.
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Oh, this one's kind of hard.
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Sean Connery.
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Bro, I don't know any of these people.
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Yeah, you're on your own for this.
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This one's hard.
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Holy shit.
55:51.772 --> 55:52.933
Courtney B. Vance.
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There's seven fucking actors in this?
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Stellan Skarsgård.
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Oh, let's go.
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So is this like a...
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James Bond thing?
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What is this?
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The Hunt for Red October is a war movie.
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Oh, okay.
56:28.012 --> 56:32.353
It's about a submarine, basically, and they're fighting the Russians.
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Kiefer Sutherland?
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Damn it.
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I don't think she's in it.
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Six actors in Home Alone.
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Okay, that's much easier.
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Catherine O'Hara.
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Kali Culkin.
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John Candy.
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Pesci.
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I think Daniel Stern's in it too.
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Who else?
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Who's the dad in that?
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Is the dad one of the ball ones?
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I can't remember.
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Damn it.
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Actors in Edward Scissorhands.
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Johnny Depp.
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Easy peasy.
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Where's Johnny Depp?
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No.
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Son of a bitch.
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Far left.
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There we go.
57:31.713 --> 57:33.534
Alec Baldwin isn't in it, right?
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I don't think so.
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I only can see Johnny Depp and the girl right now.
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But I don't know who the girl is.
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Winona Ryder, I think.
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Yeah.
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thing big brain big brain um i think alan arkin isn't in it diane weist flatliners oh man i wouldn't know this we're skipping that ghost oh that's easy uh patrick swayze where's the girl to me more
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I don't remember the third one.
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Who's the third one?
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I think it's him.
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No.
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Days of Thunder.
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And this one sucks.
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Fuck this.
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That is stinky, bro.
58:31.421 --> 58:35.184
I don't think that's a good format of quiz.
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And that's also a horrible list of movies.
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Word to your movie.
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No, I don't want to deal with it.
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What about Toy Story?
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Do you know Toy Story pretty well?
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I do.
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We'll do some Toy Story.
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All right.
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Let's play this quiz here.
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All right.
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What is the prospector?
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Is that two?
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I think so.
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Yeah.
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Okay.
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What the frick?
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That's got to be four.
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Probably.
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Yep.
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Three, that's three.
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Wait, or is that four?
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I feel like I've seen that before, and I haven't seen the fourth one, but I could be wrong.
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It might be four, actually.
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I think it's played by Keanu Reeves, so I think it's four.
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Yep.
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That must be 2, right?
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Oh, wait, wait, wait.
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There's backpacks in the background.
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Maybe it's the third one at the daycare.
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Boom.
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Easy.
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Oh, this one's 1.
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What?
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That's not Toy Story 1?
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Oh, that's Toy Story 2.
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The surgeon guy.
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That one's 4.
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That one's 3.
01:00:04.036 --> 01:00:05.297
Yeah, because that's Ken.
01:00:07.478 --> 01:00:08.518
I don't recognize this.
01:00:08.538 --> 01:00:09.458
That's two, that's four.
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That would be two as well.
01:00:18.462 --> 01:00:19.243
That's got to be two.
01:00:20.963 --> 01:00:22.004
Half of these are four.
01:00:23.224 --> 01:00:23.945
Oh, this dog.
01:00:24.005 --> 01:00:28.587
This dog is the worst animated dog I've ever seen in any movie.
01:00:29.247 --> 01:00:29.967
Oh, my God.
01:00:30.067 --> 01:00:32.088
It's Toy Story 1, but oh, my God.
01:00:32.208 --> 01:00:33.449
Loxo, what an asshole.
01:00:37.939 --> 01:01:03.853
i want to say that was three i want to as well yeah it was big right that's that's the bugs life i want to say they made an appearance though um because you know it must have been one of the first ones then i think it was two oh i'm goaded that's huge that one's three
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that's one creepy fucking baby that one's gotta be four animation looks too good one hooker it's gonna be one 95 i'm goaded okay um
01:01:30.097 --> 01:01:31.758
Thank you all for watching or listening.
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Make sure to like, subscribe, comment.
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Let me... There we go.
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Watch the Bucks game this weekend.
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Wait.
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It removed you.
01:01:45.644 --> 01:01:46.064
Oh, no.
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Say it ain't so.
01:01:50.967 --> 01:01:51.067
I did.
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You're still not up there, though.
01:01:55.629 --> 01:01:56.649
Son of a bitch.
01:01:57.390 --> 01:01:57.770
There we go.
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There we go.
01:02:00.623 --> 01:02:01.404
Welcome back, Leighton.
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I'm back, baby.
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Thank you all for watching.
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Our community guidelines violation is up on YouTube, so that's good.
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Actually, it was a warning, but they still suppressed a lot of our stuff.
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I know.
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Make sure to, again, like, subscribe, comment.
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Next week, Hall of Fame ballot announcement.
01:02:26.496 --> 01:02:29.178
Chaotically Intolerant Hall of Fame ballot next week.
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We're going to announce everyone on the ballot.
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A lot of new names added to the ballot this year.
01:02:34.322 --> 01:02:35.423
So very exciting.
01:02:36.344 --> 01:02:41.208
And then we have a big announcement coming for, I guess, the new year.
01:02:41.788 --> 01:02:44.370
Some show updates for the new year.
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So, yeah, make sure to like, subscribe, comment, the whole thing.
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