March Sadness, NFL Action & Shohei Ohtani | Episode 150
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Alex Boyajian
3/25/202418 min read
Welcome! Lets explore the world of Chaotically Intolerant, make sure to like, comment, subscribe and share to help us grow! In this episode, the boys discuss various topics including the NCAA tournament bracket, college basketball, the TikTok ban, sports streaming, NFL trade rumors, Joe Flacco, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, aging players in the NFL, Russell Wilson and Justin Fields trade, Shohei Ohtani's translator scandal, gambling and sports betting. The conversation then shifts to movie reviews, including Roadhouse and Conor McGregor's acting skills. They discuss the resemblance between Jake Paul and Conor McGregor and the upcoming fight between them. The conversation also explores the status of YouTubers as celebrities and the negative impact of paparazzi and tabloids on celebrities' lives. March Sadness, NFL Action & Shohei Ohtani | Episode 150 00:00 Intro 00:17 March Madness 02:13 Uniform Mockups and TikTok Ban 04:08 False Trade Rumors 05:07 Joe Flacco 05:44 Shaq Barrett and Tampa Bay Buccaneers 06:12 Aging Linebackers 06:47 Russell Wilson and Pittsburgh Steelers 07:51 Justin Fields and Pittsburgh Steelers 08:17 Shohei Ohtani's Translator 10:13 Paparazzi and Celebrity Obsession 20:56 Obsession with the Royal Family 23:04 Perils of Paparazzi 26:18 Grocery Store Magazines 26:43 Spider-Man and Paparazzi Follow us on: https://www.instagram.com/chaoticallyintolerant/ https://www.tiktok.com/@chaoticallyintolerant https://www.threads.net/@chaoticallyintolerant https://www.facebook.com/ChaoticallyIntollerant https://twitter.com/CI_Podcast_ Checkout our website! chaoticallyintolerant.com Blog: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/blog Catch Summer Smash Here: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/summer-smash All Updates on Tecmo Bowl: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/tecmo-bowl Meet the personalities of Chaotically Intolerant: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/personalities Meet the Hall of Famers: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/hall-of-fame
Alex Boyajian (00:18)
Alright welcome back episode 150. 150. Woah. Oh our bracket, we did a bracket on Thursday. It was, I shit you not, literally the first game of the NCAA tournament our bracket was busted. Like the very first game it was busted. Didn't waste any time. The second game, the second game was also we picked wrong so.
Not world renowned educated people, I guess. Last year I had done a March Madness bracket and I had Purdue winning. So I don't know anything about college basketball. Oh yeah. Now the one thing you have to know is that Purdue will always choke. Death tag. I've been told. Let them down. Yeah. USF almost made for next time. They got snubbed. I heard they got snubbed. People think they got snubbed because they won their conference.
Florida man. Florida State, USF.
Well, Virginia got in over a few schools like Indiana State and Virginia literally scored 14 points in the first half of their first four game. Which is insane. They are the Iowa, they are the NFL equivalent, horrible, like the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Colts? No, no, be nice, be nice.
They're the Pittsburgh Steelers of college basketball. That's probably a better equivalent. Speaking of the Colts, episode two of Unstable is out right now. If you want to go check that out, it dropped on Friday in conjunction with the Curtis podcast network. We also had a new trailer for the 2024 Chaotically Intolerant Table Tennis League. I had to put Creed in there. Had to have them as a background song. And I just...
Literally tonight, I just, bro, I don't know why my internet's cutting out so much, but I just dropped the uniform mockups, the first uniform mockups for the team. So I'm really excited for that. We're ordering them from China, China, most likely. They're probably gonna steal our data. They're gonna steal all of our data just like they steal our data from TikTok. So not much different.
What do you feel about the cha - uh, TikTok getting banned? I - I - I think it's - I think that's I think that's so stupid. It's also - it's like how you're not supposed to pirate movies. Like, everyone's gonna do it. Everyone's gonna find a way to get back on ti - Like, you can't ban something, especially off the internet. It's just impossible. In - in this day and age, yeah. Like, they - they - they literally - they ban - they try and ban us from -
from watching sports like pirated, like, fuck, I'm not paying for every single streaming service so I can watch football. Like, I'm just not doing that. Even though I do pay a lot when I really shouldn't, but I will say a lot of those sites are just a pain in the ass and I'm just not, I don't want to put up with it. I watch too much football. I mean, I will say when I'm rich and famous, I'll pay for NFL game pass and whatnot. Yeah, like it's,
It's just a little too much for me to worry about. I really, I've tried it before, I've done it. Like I did it for like a Monday night game when I didn't have the ESPN subscription. And now I just use a buddy of mine's YouTube TV. But literally every 10 minutes I had to click out of porn ads. And I was like, this is...
You're right, you're right, you're right. Break from the action. It was better than watching the 2022 cults, I'll say that. Anything's better than watching any cults.
just shut the fuck up, we talked about it on Unstable. We were talking about it and the the Legerius need discourse that was going on last weekend because for a while it was like, okay, the Colts and the Chiefs have this deal done to get Legerius need. They're just working out the language right now. Very like it's like it's happening. And then like literally a day later, they're like the Colt, the teams have not even communicated.
They haven't even talked to each other. There's been no discussion about it. I have never seen. I have never seen reporting so bad. I've never seen anything like that. It is insane how that happened. I was like, dude, what the fuck? That's really horrible. Cultination was literally dancing. We were jumping up and down like, oh my God, we got Legerrius need. This is the big trade that we needed. And then it was not even true. Nothing even happened. So.
It's been a week, but Joe Flacco. Joe Flacco. I mean, whatever, whatever makes you sleep at night. I feel like the bus was a cult. The Bucks have done a really great job in trades. I think we're looking even stronger than this last year.
I saw a billboard on my way to Tampa this week with a Mike Evans Buck for Life thing. That's all it said. It was like a picture of Mike Evans Buck for Life. Oh, I saw you guys got rid of Shaq Barrett. Yeah. So I guess you just don't care about, you guys just don't care about Buck for Life.
Well, I, cause I didn't know why, but I read some comments that were so, oh, he's washed or whatever. So I don't know. Yeah, he is. He's now he is. How old is he? Did not look nearly the same and the dolphins picked him up. Yeah. He's like, I mean, he's old for a linebacker. Yeah. Yeah. He's got to be. He's 31 right now. So.
That's old for a linebacker. Yeah. I think Levante, David's 36.
We've got some old fellas on our team There's no way Levante David is 36 if he's 36 and I might as well kill myself I thought he was I could be wrong that means I'm That means I'm 95 years old Of course my always 34
He's 34. 34? Damn. Still playing at a good level though. He is. I mean, he signed a one year deal. Unless, I mean, he might retire at the end of the year anyway. I mean, yeah.
He might even start falling off rapidly or something too.
Yeah, I feel like a lot of times that happens with linebackers. They just fall off a cliff. And, um, speaking with falling off a cliff, uh, Russell Wilson, hilarious going to the Steelers. I, cause we haven't, I don't think we've talked since all that stuff went down since like the big free agency movements went down. Well, that's so weird. Cause he goes to the Steelers. Okay. Steelers have their quarterback. Kenny Pickett's going to be driving Uber. Then they send Justin Fields as well.
Like what? It's not they traded with Chicago for they got them. They got them cheap. I would say that's a great deal for the Steelers. Yeah. But it's like Justin Fields is going to help the backup or Russell Wilson to sit behind. I would say I think Fields will start a game. Fields will start a game for them at some point this year. 100 percent. I don't doubt that. Like he'll he'll probably start in like week 15 because the Steelers.
probably gonna be out of it again, just like they always are, or just like they have been for the past few years. Kenny Pickett is actually driving Uber in Pennsylvania still. Just with your team, the Philadelphia Eagles.
Yeah. He needs to drive an Eagles branded car.
He's got the little flashing light on the front, over lift, and it alternates. Alright, let's do the wheel.
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this all right uh show hey otani's translator so los angeles dodgers have fired show hey otani's translator this week for um allegedly he stole 4 .3 million dollars from show hey otani's uh bank account to pay off gambling debts first off he's got to pump those numbers up i mean if we're gambling if we're gambling we're not
Gambling just four point three million dollars like whatever but you got you need to be putting in more All right, you're always one bed away from your biggest bet life savings on red. Come on now. Yeah, absolutely But there there are conspiracy theories that Joe. Hey is actually a lot big debts in Japan and because
There's a video of them because they played a two game series against the Padres over in Japan or South Korea. It was slugfest. I know, right? Major League Baseball just knows to juice the balls when it's overseas. They did that in London a few years ago when the Red Sox played the Yankees. But Shohei and his translator were all buddy -buddy right before they were going to announce that he was fired.
So there could be something to it or it could have just not. Yeah, he could be the fall guy. If Shouhei has $4 .3 million in gambling debts, I'll just start rooting for him even more. Like he's a lovable guy now. He's got his dog. He dates, he's married to a Chinese women's basketball player. Like, but him having $4 .3 million in gambling debt is awesome. I love that.
Sigma real men are in debt. Yeah real men are always climbing, climbing out of debt. We've always got our backs against the wall.
Pressure builds diamonds for these guys. Like you can't play high level baseball if you're not constantly freaking out about the Yakuza on your back. Ready to strike. His wife is really just, she's a Yakuza informant and she just goes back and forth. She's like, listen, he's really obsessed with this gambling stuff. You just gotta keep letting him build that debt. He's a lone shark.
He's got them locked in. He's about every every off day he's just locked in on on Japanese women's basketball or yeah Japanese Japanese women's basketball. I was about to say Chinese women's basketball but I don't I don't know if you can gamble on that unless you're in China.
You might. I know there's a gambling or sports betting app I use or I have used and it had all sorts of random stuff. Cause they'd give you like a free $5 just for having it and it would just, oh, you wasted it. Here's another five. So I've never put money into it, but I'll just bet on, oh, these two Chinese ladies are playing tennis.
There's there's no rush like betting on some Random sport. I remember I saw a guy where I don't remember what we were doing, but we were watching something and he goes Hey, can you turn on can you turn on like ESPN for I want to watch I Want to watch this women's lacrosse game I was like buddy you are an addict
I mean, that's actually a really great way to engage in random sports. I feel like I should just, cause especially like if I watch something like March Madness, I want to root for any team. So it's like, I should gamble on it. Cause then I will root for a team. Yeah. I remember I went to a lightning game, like a couple, it was around Christmas time and I took my little cousin. He's like 13.
I'm sitting there like look I'm like constantly looking at my phone. He's like, why are you looking at your phone? I was like, oh, I just have some bets in on this game and Just throughout the game. I was just teaching him about overs and unders I had like the over on the first period goals over on the second period I was just I had the over on everything and I'm sitting in the lightning van section and thank God the game was like a high -scoring game I think it was like the final was like six to five and Like the lightning gave up a late goal
And I was like, I just started going fucking crazy and I was getting like the dirtiest looks from all the lightning vans. I'm not wearing anything. I'm wearing like a Red Sox hat. And then the lightning scored the game winner. And I'm still like, I'm like jumping up and down. I'm like, let's fucking go. And my cousin's like jumping up and down next to me. And everyone's like these fucking guys. What is going on over here? This is crazy.
Big money, big money. Teaching them young. I won all my bets that night. Or maybe I lost one bet, but that was it. I won every single one. That's the way to attend a sporting event. Just go to a random sporting event. I think Dakota and I are going to a Raze game against the Blue Jays this week on Friday. I think it's only like 10 or 20 days.
It was like 10 or 20 bucks for tickets. That's why we got them. Like super good. Opening days on the 28th. So. When is that?
All right, let's spin the wheel.
Name a woman, Layton, name a woman that's not Hillary Clinton, please. Rosa Parks.
Rosa Parks! That's the one you come up with!
Hey, that one I really tried. I'm like, okay, just say a name, say a name. That's the name. I mean, that's that's listen, if you're going to name a woman, she's she is an important woman in history. So the only person on Rosa Parks like, you know, she's the only person who got famous for sitting down for what she believes in.
Hell yeah! There's a clip.
Um, again, uh, I gotta think here cause I just watched a road house. So whatever, whoever the girl is in road house, the main, I need a name. I need a name. I need a name. What's her name? Uh, Ellie, uh, or Daniela Melk Melkoyer. Um, never seen her before. Uh, road house, the new road house. If you haven't seen it, not a sponsored.
not a sponsored segment. I would definitely go see it. If you're a man or just someone who loves ridiculous action movies, somewhat action comedies, I would go see this movie because like everyone seems almost invincible in the movie. They're constantly getting punched, constantly getting just beaten to shit. The most ridiculous, Conor McGregor is, he just plays himself, I think.
That's all he does. He doesn't really play anyone else except himself and he's the worst actor of all time, but it also like completely works. Can't understand anything you're saying either. Good for him. Branching out. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I mean, he looks he's going from actor to fighter. So Conor, fighter to actor.
They are getting dangerously close to looking almost exactly like each other. Jake Paul and Conor With Jake Paul with his beard, the long beard, and Conor McGregor with the long beard, I would say they look, they're getting a little too dangerous to looking exactly like each other.
I feel like Jake Paul's face is a little chunkier, but let me.
I mean it is, it's a little, but they look very, if he loses a little It all looks like Cooper Cop, bruh.
Oh yeah, Cooper Cup 2 was weird. That's true. Oh yeah, that fight, I guess there's a no knockout clause. Which, immediate not watching. After hearing that. How are you not allowed to knock out your opponent? Is that what that means? Yeah, you lose your purse if you knock him out. I hope Tyson says fuck it, I'm gonna do it anyways.
I saw Shaquille O 'Neal was in a podcast and he's like, if, if, if Jake Paul wins, are you really going to feel good about beating a 57 year old Mike? Like it's, I feel like it's so, I just, we all, all of the world wants to see Jake Paul leaving a stretcher, but like, even if he did, did win, it's like, who cares? Who's here's the thing. I want Jake Paul to fight a.
fighter that is his age who's a real fighter. Yes. That is not even like saying not even say in his prime but just who's a real fighter who's his age because he's only fought if they're his age they're not real boxers. They're either UFC which is hard to make the switch or celebrities or YouTube YouTubers. Okay. I don't even count. I don't I don't count YouTubers as celebrities. Let's let's get that out of the way even if
Like the fact like they get invited to like the Oscars is ridiculous. And we're saying that is low level pocket. I mean, I would say like people watch YouTube as much as we used to watch TV. Like I would say YouTubers are celebrities. But they're not like going to the Oscar. They shouldn't be going to the Oscars. They shouldn't be going to these award shows. I think because they're most but I would say like someone like Mr. Beast.
should be expected at stuff like that. Maybe, I also think it depends on genre, cause like PewDiePie, he's a gamer, like don't send him to the Oscars. Yeah, that's true. I just think like, Oscars you gotta be an actor. Yeah, you have to have some sort agree with that. Like Addison Rae, horrible actress. Horrible.
Yeah.
I feel like, like obviously I think it should just be actors at the Oscars or whatnot, but because they invite all other celebrities anyway, I feel like YouTubers are fine to throw into the mix.
No, I don't want to be stamping long nose at the oscars I don't throw them in there. They're they're like They're celebrities and then there's youtubers who I would still say the majority of america Doesn't watch those youtubers as much as they watch like a tv show I would because you have to think about all the people because I don't honestly, I don't watch youtube that much like I I don't really think
But at the same time, everyone in my family and workplace knows who MrBeast is. And like, they're all double -minded. Add this into the election. Just have a list of YouTubers at a certain level of subscribers and say, do you know who this person is? And if a good amount, like maybe like 60 % of America does know that person, then we'll count them as a celebrity. And we'll say, okay, you have 10 half of the people are just gonna skip that anyway.
require it. Yes, your voting is invalid if you don't know who Mr. Beast is. No, no, no, no. There's the voting machine. If it goes in and Mr. Beast isn't bubbled in, it diverts into a shredder. Yeah. Doesn't that happen anyways? Just half of Trump's voters don't get counted. I mean, all the voters don't get counted. It's...
It's just whoever the voting machines. It's going to happen. I don't know. Hasn't that happened in the last two years? Hasn't it been the rigged thing on both sides the last two elections? I even heard about it being rigged when Obama was president. I feel like it's just one of those things that's always going to happen. If you lose, it's rigged, right? That's the saying. It's the NFL. If you lose, it's rigged. Well, the NFL is different.
How is it different? Because I know it's rigged.
All right one more spin It's all right though bucks are going to the Super Bowl man Okay, you know you guys are really in on your fucking that horse because you signed Baker may be overpaying for Baker Mayfield We went from to be the worst team in the NFL We crush it way better than your Colts and then on top of that We've made some amazing signings in the offseason. You guys had a horrible horrible division you got to play in Kate Middleton
Um, so I guess I'm going to touch on this because I want to point out all those perverts that are crazy about the Royal family. First off, they're not even real politicians. They don't even, they, they don't, they, they live off the government's dollar, the UK government's dollar. Second off, why are Americans so obsessed with these people? Like that's not even, I hate our government enough. I don't need to, I don't need to be obsessed with another government. And.
People were saying that, oh, Kate Middleton got a BBL. Kate Middleton is dead because she wasn't appearing. The mother of three young children was just going through cancer treatments. And sadly, instead of being able to do it privately, you perverts, you disgusting human beings basically forced her to come out and say, hey, I have to go through cancer treatments. And the fucking royal...
Whatever. Buckingham Palace fucked it up too with that AI generated photo that they tried to pass as a real photo of her, which was also disgusting. But these psycho... Like they got Diana killed basically because the media is just psychos. And they never learn. Chadwick Boseman, people were making fun of his weight and he had fucking cancer too. Like, are we ever gonna learn that maybe people can just have private moments?
It's just crazy to me. The trolls will always exist. It's gross to me. That more than anything is gross. And they are also inbreds. They're going crazy over inbred people. The royals are inbred. That's a well -known thing. Kate Middleton isn't because she married in.
It's gross to me, really, really is. I don't know why she would marry him either. Like she's pretty. She is. And look at William. Is that his name? Charles? Is it William Prince of Wales? The guy who is like Harry's Harry's the one that complains about being in the spotlight and then writes a book about being in the spotlight. But.
Yeah, that Meghan Markle and Prince Harry, it's stupid, bro. Meghan Markle has now decided that she wants to be called Princess of of whatever or Duchess of whatever. That's so stupid, bro. She's like, please leave me alone. And like in her book is Please Leave Me Alone. That's the whole that's the title of the book, bro. The title of her podcast is Please Leave Me Alone.
Please don't listen to this podcast.
No, but it really does. I mean, these just let people go through shit alone sometimes. Like one of the Kardashian guys, Scott Disick, some photos of him emerged of him being like super, super skinny. Like he looks sick, like sickly skinny. And people are already like, oh, what happened? We need to know what's going on with this guy. Like he might have fucking cancer too. He might be sick. It's like - I mean, at the same time, I feel like -
Celebrity is subject to that just being in the spotlight heck being a paparazzi is a real career path like that's sad, too I hate the pop. I can't imagine being a paparazzi person That's like can you imagine just having to stalk people stalking like children to they fucking they're they're stalking like the Kardashians children like those children didn't ask to be Yeah to be brought like this. I don't understand how you go to sleep at night and that's your job. I
Like the Tobey Maguire video, it's hilarious. But he's like screaming, you're, I can't see you're blocking the fucking cars, motherfucker. I love the video, but it is like really sad. These people look just sad. Justin Bieber ones. Yeah. They just, I think what something happened with him and Haley Bieber and she's like bawling her eyes out and these people are just surrounding them with, with cameras. Like we need to get the, we need to get a picture of her crying. We need to get a picture.
It's like, can you just back off for a second? They're parasites in my eyes. Like it's the lowest, it's the lowest of the low that you could be, I think for a career. I can't imagine telling your parents, I want to grow up to be a paparazzi. The paparazzi academy. Your parents just restart. They're like, we got to have another kid, man. How do we get rid of this one?
Yeah, I really wonder what does it even take to be a paparazzi? Do you just have to own a camera? You have to own a camera and be extremely, extremely intrusive into anyone's life. You have to have no boundaries whatsoever.
Like what was it, the Kanye video too? They're like, it's like 5 a .m. they're videoing. He's in the garage and they're like, hey Kanye, and he's like, shut the fuck up. Oh yeah, I'm seeing that.
That's the only thing they deserve. And those magazines too, the grocery store magazines, when you're checking out, I've never looked at them and been like, wow, that's something I want to look at. I want to know what the celebrities are doing. Just make my movies. Just make the movies. You like making art, that's cool. But just make my movies.
Dang, you could earn over $100 ,000 a year being a paparazzi if you're able to be consistent. Way overpaid. Way overpaid. I don't know, man. Sounds like a pretty, uh, an opportunity. They should be making like $15 ,000 a year. Although Peter Parker is borderline paparazzi. He's, he's paparazzi for Spider -Man.
He's the only one that should be paid $100 ,000 a year to be paparazzi for Spider -Man. He does get the best photos of Spider -Man. And also they're re -releasing all the Spider -Man movies into theaters. Total cash grab by Sony because they know that Madame Web was horrible.
I guess being a Pooh -Bratzi is an option. There you go, Layton. I'll just do it. Yeah, let's wrap it up here. Make sure to like, comment, subscribe, share. Make sure to go to Unstabled, the YouTube channel. Go subscribe there, check it out. And we will see you on Thursday.
