Living on Mars, MLB Uniform Fiasco & Big Dom | Episode 142
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Alex Boyajian
2/26/202427 min read
Welcome! Lets explore the world of Chaotically Intolerant, make sure to like, comment, subscribe, share, the whole damn thing In this episode, the boys discuss various topics including Shane Gillis' controversial SNL appearance, NASA's Mars simulator, the Super Bowl, Big Dom and emotional support security guards, and Johnny Manziel's weight loss diet. The conversation covers a range of topics including the NFL, Super Bowl, COVID vaccine, Missouri, Tom Brady, scripted Super Bowls, Eli Manning, NCAA 24 video game, MLB uniforms, and Brittany Mahomes. The boys discuss the potential influence of the NFL on the Super Bowl outcome and the perception of scripted games. They also touch on the quality of MLB uniforms and express their opinions on the Mahomes family. Overall, the conversation provides a lighthearted and humorous take on various sports-related subjects. Living on Mars, MLB Uniform Fiasco & Big Dom | Episode 142 00:00 Introduction and Updates 03:05 Discussion on Shane Gillis' SNL Appearance 04:05 Conversation about Shoe Culture and Sneaker Con 05:09 Review of Shane Gillis' SNL Performance 07:04 NASA's Mars Simulator 07:41 Discussion on Salary for Mars Simulator Mission 09:26 Reflecting on Missed Opportunities 10:25 Discussion on Betting and Super Bowl Predictions 11:38 Review of Super Bowl Bets 12:06 Banter about NFL Teams and Coaches 13:12 Discussion on Big Dom, Emotional Support Security Guard 14:38 Banter about Emotional Support Security Guards 15:52 Discussion on Salaries of US Politicians 19:09 Discussion on Johnny Manziel's Weight Loss 21:00 Discussion on Upcoming Release of NCAA 24 Video Game 23:43 Discussion on MLB Uniforms 38:17 Final Spin and Closing Remarks Follow us on: https://www.instagram.com/chaoticallyintolerant/ https://www.tiktok.com/@chaoticallyintolerant https://www.threads.net/@chaoticallyintolerant https://www.facebook.com/ChaoticallyIntollerant https://twitter.com/CI_Podcast_ Checkout our website! chaoticallyintolerant.com Blog: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/blog Catch Summer Smash Here: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/summer-smash All Updates on Tecmo Bowl: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/tecmo-bowl Meet the personalities of Chaotically Intolerant: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/personalities Meet the Hall of Famers: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/hall-of-fame
Alex Boyajian (00:18)
Welcome back to Chaotically Intolerant episode 142. We have two, possibly two camera views of Layton today. For those Chaotically Intolerant plus subscribers, you get the extra Layton camera. It's kind of like a son of a bitch. It's your camera. Dude, yeah, once the recording started, my browser just went berserk. So let's just, we're just going to go with the phone view.
on this one. You get a new angle of Leighton. Wait, we need to get the back shot of Leighton as well. Just get back shots of Leighton. The 360. Just have a whole camera. No, I need to get a camera of Leighton taking back shots. That's just what. What the bruh. I'm not Tom
Speaking of Tom Holland, we have something related to him on the wheel today. So hopefully we land on that But a little housekeeping before Oh, yeah content updates, I guess Let me think so Thursday or late in Mondays, that's that's the new Monday episode. It's just late in Mondays That's what we call them because Layton gets his Monday appearances and then Thursday, I think we're
back with Michael, but we're going to be transitioning back into baseball. So, but obviously we still talk, talk about latent stuff on Mondays and then a big, big announcement. We've officially been approved from the government to proceed with Chaotically Intolerant LLC. So we are officially established. So yeah, I don't know what we're going to do with that, but if your company wants to sponsor the Chaotically Intolerant Table Tennis League.
Go ahead and just reach out. Anyway, we'll take your money. 500, 1 ,000, 5 ,000, 10 ,000, 15, whatever. Just give us money. That's all I want. Right, Layton? Yeah, make our dreams come true. Or make a wish, kids. All right, let's give the wheel a spin. How about it? Oh,
What do we got first? Layton, name a man. Name a man. David Hasselhoff. SpongeBob Legend. He saved SpongeBob. Yes. Absolute Legend. That's the only thing I really remember. Or Click, if you've ever seen Click. David Hasselhoff. Goat in Click. Actually, he was an asshole, but he was the goat. You know what? I'm going to start it off with Shane Gillis.
Congrats to Shane Gillis on his SNL appearance last night. Some people said he was uncomfortable. I thought that's his bit. Like, isn't that kind of his bit, his whole thing as being a little uncomfortable? I suppose. I didn't watch it, but I heard that he was controversial. He said, uh, quote, he said, and I quote, retarded on SNL, which is, I mean, I would say that's pretty big deal. I didn't really think he was very controversial. He talked about the Trump shoes.
which we can talk about the Trump shoes as well. Hilarious. That is pretty silly. Going to get the drift. Him going to sneaker con is just hilarious to me that that he would even show up. Somebody on Fox News was talking about it. They were like, this is a great this is a great thing for him to connect with black voters of America. I was like, whoa. Actually, yeah, they actually said that on Fox News. I was like, that's insane.
I was like, that is, that is crazy. Like that
So I guess we can break the news on this show. Only black people like shoes. That's... That's just breaking the first. White people don't wear shoes. Asian people don't wear shoes, according to Fox News. Only black people like shoes. You heard me here first. I've never understood shoe culture. I get one pair of shoes a year and it's like 60 bucks and I'm all good.
I don't really get, I mean, I guess it's like collecting whatever, you know, you collect things. I've seen people collect waffle makers. It's a little weird to me, but it's like a collection. I have a few pairs of shoes. I like to, I'm not like those people that are putting my life savings into a pair of shoes. I have a few pairs of Jordans. I like to style myself up a little bit, you know? Clearly I'm very stylish. I'm a very stylish guy. But...
saying saying using those shoes to collect connect with the black motor is insane. Yeah, that is wild. It is insane. But Shane, I think Shane did great. He did. He did that Trump impression. He did a fake gambling ad for betting on your friend to ruin his life with gambling. Like, what is he going to do next? Basically, pretty sick, pretty awesome.
And then they did another one with Forrest Gump where he goes to like his high school reunion and that was pretty cool. So And then he talked about his dad being a volunteer girls high school basketball coach which Is hilarious his dad looks like a girls basketball coach like exactly the typical Stereotype for that. So but I didn't think I don't know. I didn't think it was very He wasn't controversial at
Good for him. Yeah, I mean, if you think he's not funny, that's one thing, but I didn't think he was controversial. He does look like he has Down syndrome as well. Like he he resembles. He does resemble. Controversial Alex taking a shot out here. That's what he said. He said that on SNL. He was like, I have I have siblings with Down syndrome, so you know, or family members of Down syndrome, so you know where I get it from. That's basically what he said. Thanks. Not even controversial.
I was, I was quoting. So, um, I don't know. I mean, it wasn't, it wasn't like, I didn't feel like it was like groundbreaking either. Like it was just kind of cool. Like he, he did the thing. It's all it really should be. Um, okay. Next thing on the
All right. Oh, NASA. NASA has a Mars simulator. They are looking to pay people, for people, to do a year -long mission in a Mars simulator. 3D printed, 1700 square foot facility in Houston. I wonder what the pay is. I'm curious what the pay is. It says details about pay will be discussed during the screening process. So I'm going to assume they are going to weigh underpay.
Did it say a year long? One year.
What's your
I mean, what I think they will pay versus what they could get away with paying are very, very different. No, what would you take? What would I take? If you're at the negotiating table, you're sitting there, you're like, listen, NASA, I want this number. That's what I want. Well, I like my current job, so it would have to be more than that. Plus the amount of life I would miss out on over that
I'd probably have it have to be over six figures
I would think like lowest that I would really consider would be like 125 ,000. Plus it's the government. I feel like I'm going to get my money. Yeah, they can just print more like Big Wolf. They already did that. It says to qualify applicants must be US citizens. We're good. Be between 30 and 55 years old. Well, we're eliminated already.
Fuck man, I was really thinking about it. I was getting ready. Non -smokers and speak English proficiently. The agency is primarily looking for those with experience in science, technology, engineering, or mathematics. So if you did the STEM program in high school, you're good. You're ready to go. Born too late to buy a house, born too early to simulate Mars,
I wish I had the time machine to go back to eight -year -old me and just tell myself to invest in all that cheap property. What the fuck am I doing going to summer camp? Why am I not working? Why am I not buying cheap real estate? Right. Even realistically, just tell my eight -year -old self, hey, that $5 in chore money, make mom put it towards Amazon stock or just something like that. That'd be crazy.
I would tell myself when I turned 18 to buy Dogecoin because I thought about buying it and then that was exactly when it shot up and then immediately sell. I don't care about the pump and dump. People think it's scummy to do pump and dump. Fuck you, man. It's cryptocurrency. Like, it's not real. None of it's real. I'm not an investor. I'm a gambler. Yeah, that's exactly what I am. I'm one bet away from changing my life.
You're always one bet away from winning your biggest bet. So just go for Didn't I tell you about the Super
I told you about the Chiefs. I told you that they were going to win. Oh yeah. And the money on the Chiefs. I don't think we got to talk about post Super Bowl yet. Did you put any money on the Chiefs? I put about nine of my ten Super Bowl bets were on the Chiefs. Did they all win? I won eight of them. Come on, throw some figures
No unit shaming. You can't unit shame me because I'm poor. Like five bucks a vet. It's nothing. The only ones I lost. I lost Rashid Rice MVP and Devo Samuel MVP. Those are the only two I lost. Everything else was like Patrick Mahomes over two or over one and a half touchdown I want to say I had like a bunch of parlay's on like Chiefs.
whatever, like two and a half chiefs, X, Y, Z. It was all chiefs. I told everyone all chiefs and no one listened. Yeah. Well, it's like crazy going into that. I, my big part of me felt that the chiefs were going to win, but it's like, I didn't want them to win. So obviously I'm going to be like, okay, I'm a 49ers fan this week, blah, blah, blah. Shut up. I don't want to talk to you. Blah, blah, blah. The amount of 40 whiners out there complaining about the script.
It's scripted, it's scripted. Shut the fuck up, bro. You guys are just, you guys choke, they
Yeah, Layton you're you're currently a 49ers fan. You're chokers. You guys are chokers. Now I'm back to the Eagles. I'm back to the Big Dom by the way, Big Dom Apparently he was Nick Sirianni's babysitter his Like emotional support animal. They said as soon as Big Dom got removed from the sidelines He uh, Nick Sirianni was getting into fights with players now
What are your thoughts on Big Dom clearly being the most important part of the Philadelphia Eagles? Who's Big Dom? You don't know Big Dom? You're an Eagles fan, you don't know who Big Dom is? No. Big Dom is your lifesaver. I'm an Eagles fan, by the way, bro. He's your pooky bear, he's your lifesaver, he does everything for you. Who? Is he just some dude? He's a security guard that like sits on the Eagles sideline and he got into a fight with Dre Greenlaw.
during the Eagles 49ers regular season game. So then he got like kicked off the sideline for the regular season. That's it. He's just a big Italian guy. That's all he is. He's Tony Soprano, just from
So what what are your thoughts that Nick Sirianni needs as emotional support security guard? We've all been there Get him a new one bring justice for big Dom does big Dom need an emotional support security guard. Yeah But it's one huge circle Where big Dom is Nick Sirianni's Jalen hurts his big Dom's, you know and then
Dallas Goddard is Jalen Hurts, Jason Kelsey is everyone's. I'm almost worried about the emotional support security guard for Big Dom. Does that one also need an emotional support security guard? Do they just need to keep hiring until the entire city of Philadelphia is hired as some sort of emotional support security guard? And then, and then.
they have to sell tickets just to the emotional support security guards. So then the entire stadium is filled with Philadelphia emotional support security
Well, it's the only way to keep trash from being thrown on the field. Wait, your audio is going through on your computer. Hold on. Talk again. Whoa. Yeah, it is. I'm just going to mute your... Wait. No, you're good. You're good. You're good. You're This is going to be a weird episode to edit. I'll say
Yeah, this is going to be a really weird episode to
Yeah, keep the audio on your phone and mute the computer.
How do I mute? I think I can... You can't mute while... Okay, that works. I muted you. Okay, so, Layton gives 100... How much for the NASA thing? How much did you say? 125 ,000 is what I would probably need to consider
I mean, if it wasn't a government organization, I would probably say a little less. But if we're paying or you won't have any contact with your family or like besides like. Yeah, that's what it I would assume you would get like you can do like if you watched what's it called, The Martian, you can do like video calls and stuff, but you're not you're not going to be actually speaking with your
I would say if a politician is getting what? $175 ,000 a year to do nothing then I would say yes or no Yeah, that's all they got to do like it and they don't even vote yes or no. They send a proxy sometimes
Let's see, how much are they? Oh, here we go, salary, US politicians'
So, bro, I'm sure they could just get like a homeless person who'd do it for free. Just to have a housing and food for a year. That would that's a great idea. That is actually a great idea. Leighton, you're solving the homeless crisis right now. Literally put them all in bar simulators. Give them give them sixty thousand dollars. I'm not even kidding. Give them sixty K. He gets fed for a year. You can give them. I don't know.
Like I'm assuming he's gonna get medical care as well. Like that's, there you go. Aitin says, solve the homeless crisis. I'm looking right now. It says for the house, this is insanity. Congressional salaries, $246 ,000. That's crazy. I feel like you should have to make what the average American makes if you're in the House of Representatives. Cause that's who you're, that's who you're, anyway, we're not getting into that. I'll take double.
If you can pay a House of Representatives person just to vote yes or no, $246 ,000, I'll take double. Fuck it. So, however much. If you offer me $500 ,000, like, don't even need to say buy it at Dakota. Hey, BRB. I think I would probably go in and I would start at a million. I would be like, I want $1 million. And they would be like, no, we're going to give you 50. And I'm like, fuck no. You're not giving me
This year and I probably life -changing Yeah, it's got to be life -changing like cuz especially can you imagine having to spend one year? With like four other people and nobody else That's got to be mentally. I need a million dollars and I can pick my roommates My bars mates Yeah, that that's like the what was like the world war today. It's something for like world war two You can register as friends to go into the army and then you'll be kept in the same platoon. I
That's crazy. That's what I would do. I would just be like, you guys have to let my friends come. They'll be like, maybe, I mean, they would probably just say no, because we have probably thousands of other applicants, but it doesn't hurt to
doesn't hurt to ask alright uh... still another
Isabella row You can hear me out interrupting. She's just interrupting. No, oh, you gotta spin it again She's just looking into her litter box now
Dude, it landed on the exact same thing. It's a blank spot. Don't land on the same thing,
There we go. Okay, Johnny Manziel lost about 40 pounds just doing a strict diet of cocaine. So, Layton. New weight loss trick. I need it. I understand you were on a diet for a while. I still am. You said no more Coke. No more Coca -Cola. How did I say that? I'm pretty sure you said you were down on your sugar intake. No, I was cutting my calorie and -
Liquid calories get me so much. But now I'm actually intermittent fasting now. Why aren't you adding cocaine to your intermittent fasting routine? Well, I didn't know it was so helpful, but now I'm informed. So the cocaine, I don't know how you're going to get it, but I think that's a necessary thing. We got to get any cocaine. Any people who have cocaine, please contact us. We'll.
We would love to buy your biggest cocaine. Yes. One cocaine, please. I think you need more than one. I want to say you would probably get like five or six, five, five to six cocaine. If you have five to six cocaine, please contact us. Leighton, do I have permission to put out your phone number for drug dealers to contact with cocaine? They can use my Chaotically Intolerant email. Yeah, Leighton at chaoticallyintolerant
Open open to cocaine options open to five to six cocaine's please Send him your quotes. Let's get a get it. What's it called? Like when you but we're looking for a quote on five to six cocaine's yeah next day shipping I Think but I think Johnny Manziel going on a diet of cocaine to lose 40 pounds is the least surprising headline I've ever heard
Like if you remember Johnny Man, if you were, I don't know, Leighton, if you remember, I don't know if you were a college football fan back then, but when Johnny Manziel, Johnny football, like the peak of that is being studied currently as just the highest peak anyone was ever at, I want to say. His literal saying was, win or lose, we ball. Or maybe, no, that's not what it was. It was, win or lose, we still party, I want to
Let's
Wait, I gotta find
Win or lose, we boobs. That was it. That was it. Um, Layton, that fits perfectly for you. I think, I think you are, you're going to be Johnny Manziel very soon. I'll take it. Just without the football, without, without playing the high level of college football. Yeah, I'll play, I'll play left out. I will say, I think that Cleveland Brown's team would have won the same amount of games with you at quarterback as with Johnny Manziel at quarterback.
Aw
In the NFL you probably I will say you have studied the same amount of film that Johnny Manziel studied in the NFL right
because he studied zero hours of film in the NFL. Yeah, I only study list holdings calls on the chiefs. Oh, sure. OK. The script said so. Let me hold on. Let me let me pull out my my list
So you're studying that Joe Biden has enlisted Taylor Swift and Roger Goodell to rig the Chiefs. Let me make sure that's right. Let me check the rest of my notes. Yes, rig the Chiefs to win the Super Bowl. So to distract the masses. No, no, no, no, not to distract the masses. My notes here say so they can win the Super Bowl too. And that's why Travis Kelsey also is in the Pfizer commercial. So.
more people will get the COVID vaccine. Yes, there is a direct correlation between Taylor Swift, Travis Kelsey, the Super Bowl, and the coronavirus vaccine. That's what my notes say. You can see it right here. There's all of them, all of them right here, all my
Yeah, and we're doing it to a team in a Republican state, is that correct? Yes. Missouri and Kansas, because Kansas City is basically on the state boundary. That's exactly what's happening. That is the most reasonable. Listen, Layton, this show is about reasonable takes. This show is about the facts. That is the
Clearly the facts of the I'm pretty sure like weed and stuff is legal in Missouri. Did they pass that? It is. It's legal for recreational use. When I went to Oklahoma, you pass the border and you can just smell it. It's crazy. You know, I was driving home. So I think it's ready. I think maybe it is the prime candidate. And didn't Springfield, Missouri? Wasn't that a big deal a bunch of years
I know Springfield is the Simpsons, but that's I think Springfield, Oregon. I want to say. Like there was a. There was a bunch of racial tension in the country and a bunch of cities like in 2016. Racial tension in the Midwest? No, but no, there was, but I'm pretty. Wasn't Springfield, Missouri, one of those?
There was another, there was a main one, but I'm pretty sure Springfield was already was also an impacted area. Anyway, anyway, it doesn't matter too much. Yeah, I'm not, I'm not really sure what goes on with, you know, there was chiefs fans didn't exist prior to 2019. That is absolutely true. Let's make this market happen. I have, I have genuinely, and I'll say this, there are genuinely people out there who, who really think that.
They think that the NFL is rigging it to build the Chiefs audience. But what whenever you bring up that a lot of Patriots fans jump ship when Brady went to Tampa. Like they think that that that audience is just going to stay like the value like the Dallas Cowboys are the most world like worldly recognized football team like they are. I would say around the world the Dallas Cowboys are the most recognized of all the American football team.
Why haven't they won a Super Bowl since the 90s why cuz they're home cuz they're Patrick But can you imagine all the merch all the mercy would sell? They already sell millions of dollars of merch each year by just existing and being dog water They would they would sell even more I guarantee you they would sell even more like they are when the Cowboys are really good They that's just good for the NFL Patrick Mahomes who is arguably now the greatest quarterback of all time like top three
He grew up in Texas. Wouldn't the story be fantastic if he grows up in Texas, he plays at Texas Tech, he played at Texas Tech, and then would be drafted to the Cowboys and wins a Super Bowl for the
Why would he go? What is the storyline to go to Kansas City? But then the Chiefs' Day of Poverty franchise with no fans. What about the Patriots? Tom Brady grew up in San Francisco with one of the most storied franchises in the NFL. Just coming off Joe Montana and Steve Young. He then goes to Michigan with a team who has very loyal fans and has not won a Super Bowl ever. So why would you bring him to New England? Of all places, like...
Well, his wasn't scripted. It's just the Chiefs. Oh, it's just the Chiefs. Okay. They started scripting. They started scripting once he showed up. That makes sense. So your team, because your team has lost to the Chiefs multiple times, it only started with the Chiefs. The NFL didn't think about scripting it. 31 to 9. I don't remember the, you know. So it wasn't scripted then. Was it scripted when you guys won? Well, they started scripting it afterwards. Or...
Well, because see Tom Brady played that Super Bowl and he can beat the script. So his script. Wait, no, no, I think it's Tom Brady beats the script. Tom Brady beats the script. So Tom Brady is just more powerful than the script. Yes. That's why that's why Tom Brady is completely reasonable. It's not about facts. That is that is a fact. That is a clear just fact. Yeah, Tom Brady made the script. The script was Patrick Mahomes was that game.
But Tom Brady said, ain't no way I'm playing at, you know, 45 just to lose this Super Bowl to this, you know, little bum. Jamie Clippett. Yeah. Tom Brady beat the script. 31 to 9. Leighton, that might be the most reasonable, non -schizophrenic take I've ever heard.
Yeah, the Bucks are just the best team to ever surface the NFL Yeah, they they are just under the script. The script is is like Tom Brady's immune to the script I I say that Tom Brady was immune to like him being due that's actually just him being immune to being
You know to the script very reasonable take clapping up relating and the most reasonable the script was actually the Falcons dominate the the Patriots for their first Super Bowl win and Tom Brady's like now I'm not gonna let the script writers get away with that and So then he let that come back, but but hold on Was Tom Brady not powerful enough to beat the Eagles the script was too powerful that year No, that was Nick Foles
He was no, he was so powerful. Nick Foles. He was so powerful. The spirit of Philadelphia was too powerful. I actually I go to America's team. The script was actually for the Vikings that year to win the Super Bowl because that was the Minneapolis miracle year. But the script was for the Vikings, but then the Eagles and Nick Foles beat the Vikings in the NFC title So.
Yeah, Nick Foles actually was more powerful than Tom Brady, who's more powerful than the script. What's crazy is that if the Patriots had beat the backup quarterback Eagles, they would have had a three -peat. Because then they won the year before and the year after. There hasn't been a repeat champion. I mean, before the Chiefs did it this year, there hasn't been a repeat champion since the early 2000s Patriots. Well, yeah, yeah, but didn't the Patriots win the Super Bowl?
prior to that and after. I thought... Hold on, I gotta go back and rack my memory. It went Chiefs, Patriots against the
Oh, maybe they would have gone back to back that year. Look at it. It would have gone back to back, but I thought it might have even been a three P. No, it wouldn't have. I'm looking at that. The that would have. The year before that, I think, was Seahawks. No, no, no. Wasn't Seahawks. It was. It was. It was. Yeah. Patriots beat Atlanta with the comeback. Next year, they lose to Eagles. Next year, they beat the Rams. The year before that was Denver.
So, okay, so if they would have won Yeah, they went they would have had a three P if they beat the Eagles in the middle Okay, okay. So this yeah the script that I don't I don't even I don't even know what the script is doing because what about What about Peyton Manning in 2015 the Broncos winning was that the scripts because the Broncos beat the Patriots on their way to the Super Bowl that Well, yeah
Peyton Manning, he's like a legend, so he had to go out on a great season. So the script, so Tom Brady let him, he let the script beat him that year. Yeah, because game respects game. Tom Brady knew he'd, Tom Brady was like, I'm going to be back here anyway, over and over. So I'll let Peyton have this one. So then 2013, when the Seahawks beat the Broncos, he did the same thing. And he was like, I think.
I think the script now does Tom Brady know what the script is or is he just he's just so good that it doesn't matter what the script says. He's going to win. He doesn't need to know what the script
He does not know the script. Okay. Okay. So, so he
So hold on. He's just mega mined out there. So when he lost to Peyton or when when they he didn't win the Super Bowl in 2013 when the Broncos lot got their shit kicked in by the by the Seahawks, that was Tom Brady also saying, I'm going to let Peyton have this
No, he got beat, fair and square. Eli, what about Eli and the Giants? The two Super Bowls they lost, Eli and the Giants. That's just that Eli Manning is too powerful for Tom Brady. I would assume it is because Eli is, Eli is the Brady beater. Yeah, Eli actually, um. Eli is, so Eli Manning is the most powerful being in the NFL. It was scripted for Eli to win that. And Tom Brady.
was trying to overcome the script, but Eli was overcoming Tom Brady's
So it was really, you know, Tom Brady was having a great day. Eli was having a perfect day type deal. Eli was coming over Tom Brady, basically. All over. All over. He was coming all over Tom Brady in those two Super Bowls. OK, I think I have everything. I think I understand everything. So before. Wait, so if Tom Brady is so great, then I think he would have won a Super Bowl when he played for Michigan, because he's just so powerful that.
the script would have written him
Well, yeah, but Michigan can't win a Super Bowl because it's a college football team so but I feel like if it was the script would Move I'm moving on I can't do this anymore. Okay He's just building her brah, I just it's it's just it's just ridiculous This is this is ridiculous. Yeah, the biggest the biggest script that I have a problem with is the possibility of Mike Evans going to the Chiefs, bro He's not I don't think he is
Even though the salary cap is increasing doesn't look like the bucks are trying to do anything to keep it No, they said now they said now that they are because the legal tampering period doesn't start until March 11th So they can't actually have any discussion. I mean they can I Think I think they're gonna keep them they better What the fuck is that? Oh and C double a 24 the video game Is releasing very soon? I will most likely be purchasing
an Xbox for this or a PlayStation, because I don't have a gaming computer and I'm not dropping the money on But I can't not watch NCAA 24 and not buy
Are you gonna Which is a sports video
I don't think this one is gonna be the same as Madden. I think they're gonna do a really, I hope they're gonna do a really, really good job because this is, actually, I think EA is making it, but I know EA's it's made by EA, then I expect it to be just the same football game that's come out the last 10 years. Uh, who is? Let's see. Oh, it is EA, but I'm very confident that they're gonna do it differently.
I am excited. I'm going to take USF to a national title. We're going to win 50 national titles in a row. That would be fun. That's what I do on FIFA. I just take the worst team in England and take them to the bombs are going to take Alabama. They're going to pick Alabama in franchise mode and they're just going to be like, oh yeah, I'm going to win 50 fucking national titles. It's going to be easy. Like, shut the fuck up. You got to take Ball State, FIU, USF is one of them.
You gotta take like all these horrible pro. I mean, honestly, I completely agree. The Florida Gators are like kind of borderline at this point because they don't, they're kind of trash. but they're, they're trash. But they are still like a big program. Like you, why, how is it enjoyable to take a big program and win a national title? That's insane to me. I agree. There's no challenge. That's like playing Madden with the Chiefs right now. Like if you're playing Madden with the Chiefs, like,
Unless it's like the franchise where you draft your own team and stuff. That's, you're boring. Like you're just, you're playing on easy mode. You need to start with the bears or the Panthers. Again, unless you're doing the, like the fantasy draft that they do, which was also really fun to do in Madden. But I think I got the Madden game like seven years in a row. My mom would buy it for me for Christmas. And I was like, Ma, it's the same thing. Stop wasting your money. Please. Just.
buy something else. So I think we'll do one more spin and then we'll be You spin the wheel. Right round baby, right
Going down motherfucker dude moments Isabella stop your yapping over there, bro She is yeah. Okay, MLB uniforms baseball season is back. I went to a spring training game yesterday we will be increasing our baseball content as As the year goes along I think we're gonna try and do some vlogs from some spring training games with oh my god, dude, what
What is bro yapping about? I'm going to the race game against the blue jays. I think on march 29 Is that the is that that's a regular season game that yeah, I think it's the first one It is Yeah, i'm definitely I have been slacking the last couple years in baseball because the red sox have sucked but I am I bought the And the mlb package so i'm gonna be able to watch all the games now, which is exciting
But I want to get back into it. I haven't been in baseball as much as I really want to. But the Major League Baseball uniforms are the worst thing on the planet. Nike, Nike rolled out some new uniforms and they are just I mean, they look like they were like you ordered them from Alibaba. Like I'm not I'm not even getting shot. They're they're literally team uniforms. You can there are pictures.
There are pictures of Shohei Otani modeling the uniform and you can see through his pants. Like you can see the shirt where the shirt ends. And we don't want that. I listen. The only problem I have with it is they're wearing underwear. I can't have them wearing underwear in those photos. They if they're going to if they're going to wear those pants, they got to free ball it. Like you can't not free ball it wearing those Look at that, look at that cat. Let's let's get a.
let's get a cat inspection right here. Hold her up low. Hitty bitty kitty. I don't want to hurt her arms too. She'll be
Oh, that's, that's. She's so mad, bro. I'm gonna give her, she's a little loud. I'm gonna rate that cat like a seven six out of
I'm giving her like, yeah, I think seven six is fair. She's a little loud, but she is adorable. Well, she's just mad because I have the door
And that was, oh, are we gonna get an ad? get in the back side. Oh my God. Dude. NSFW.
That's crazy, bro Very loose with her body. That's you know, what respect she's loose with her body. She doesn't care. I'm the rankings going up I'm giving her an eight eight seven eight seven out of ten. She'd get my daughter My daughter's already hoeing herself out online Layton, where have you been as a father? Where have you been as a father?
to think that's
just completely I'm gonna I'm gonna have to put trigger warning on this episode for cat anus literally I wonder if that could violate a guideline I don't honestly I don't think you could really see anything so I think it's alright I mean like I swear it was like I was barely seeing anything you know what I could we could get grizzabella wearing those MOB pants those see -through see -through baseball pants she'd love that
The fans would love that anyways Yeah, these uniforms they were they looked like they were made in a cheap factory in China I think if I go on DHK right now, I could get a better quality uniform I would say I think that's like very reasonable They are just they literally they shrink flation has hit the uniforms because the letters are like much smaller there It looks like when you order
Like, you know, when you go to a baseball game or a football game and they're giving out a free jersey, you know, they like first thousand fans get a free jersey and it's like literally everything is just printed on. It's not embroidered. It's like low quality, but it's free. So whatever, whatever you expect, that's what they gave these players. That's basically what they gave the players. There's a patch on the Mariners uniform that's it's like the Mariners logo on the side. And this is like better quality. This is stitched and everything.
Yeah, that is just screen printed on. It's just a screen printed logo. It's really sad. I mean, these are major league baseball players, but I'm not shocked because fanatics is involved in it. They I mean, it's really Nike's fault, but fanatics is like the reason I hate fanatics. They're criminals. They're terrorists. I am a public enemy. Number one right now. I would say I would say that stupid fat groundhog is public enemy number one for me.
Number two number two is fanatics fanatics is number two and then what who's number three who'd be public enemy number three right
Script would it be the script the NFL script? Patrick Mahomes I Feel like I feel like just Patrick Mahomes though. You can't involve that fine Well Travis Kelsey, I think I think it's just the Chiefs the Chiefs are public enemy number three right now Also, I think I mentioned this before but Brittany Mahomes Appeared on si swimsuit as a rookie wood
Absolutely would I Don't agree you don't agree. Did you see the photos? Yes, but just because I know I don't know just I Mean the personality personality Although I don't really I was repulsed I don't like to make comments on people on people's like personalities because we don't really know them but I from what we've seen I definitely would have seen enough get that repulsed
Although she did redeem herself Jackson Mahomes tried to get into like it was after the Super Bowl and he tried to get into like her little party at whatever club she was at and a security guard denied her and he tried to be like Brittany Brittany like come and get me and she was just like nope. Nope. So finally the family acknowledged that he's uh uh sexually assaults people.
Rare Brittany Mahomes
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