Donald Trump's Name is Weird, Aliens Are Here and Trivia Time | Episode 111

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hi welcome back episode 111 of chaotically intolerant um make a wish it's 111 right that's something like that is that what you make a wish on something like 111 I don't know um

huh oh the episode episode 111 not not one eleven not 1 11 o'clock uh we we gotta talk about your bucks first the Box they're goated they are goaded Baker Mayfield is a true competitor I think that's what Mike Evans described him as you guys got to pay Mike Evans he's gonna leave well that's freaking the Box management fall pay the bill ionaire you're a part about this money out of how am I part of a box management I'm on the Eagles Star you're a part of the media you put out different story lines let's put out a storyline right now well I've been liking comments of people saying you just pay the man and stuff that's my car are you saying that are you saying that the Bucks need to sell the team ownership needs to sell the team I don't even really know who the Bucks owners are or how much they care so what the hell is his name because I think he's the I think he's a salute I think they own Manchester City or something as well like a big European soccer team so it's like

Joel Glazer dude he is not glazing Mike Evans right now

I think Joe Glaser needs to start glazing on Mike Evans hard right he doesn't if he doesn't glaze Mike Evans I will you know

but yeah I mean I was very surprised by the win over the Vikings um so basically we have the same odds as the Cults of making the playoffs probably better odds you have a better record right now

and then the usual well at least you have the Bucks because the Eagles are kind of mid right now

like they're kind of mid let's be honest they're they're kind of I don't know like they're not putting up the same like I don't know

not every one of your teams get to be historically good well they were historically good last season with if it was you know fourth and one fourth and two they got it every time so much so that they had to make a new rule they didn't make it they're still no they're still Jerry Jones wanted to do that he wanted to Outlaw it gotcha but he did they just mad that Jalen hurts over there with that thousand pound Squat and he just pushes that entire line he did they do do a good job with the tush push they really push his push a lot they should do that every play of the game and just they get like three to four yards of play on it the only thing if I had a Phil if I had a Philadelphia running back I'd be pissed on my fantasy team luckily I didn't because I was smart I'm sorry I have a Eagles running back that I picked up because someone dropped in our league DeAndre Swift ever heard of him

this week

I don't care I would still be pissed because 34. he gets so many more points if they had if they just didn't do the tush push

with the running backs

I guess but I also have Jalen hurts starting so it doesn't even matter [Laughter] well that's a good that's a good Duo to have then because Swift is a [ ] monster the Andre Smith is a monster AJ Brown is the one who's underperforming whoa he's crying like a little baby back [ ] to Jalen hurts seriously the dude is he he just went to the Super Bowl last year yeah I know I saw I saw how many did hurts have like 30 something oh we had a good night yeah I had freaking Kirk Cousins on my bench though who dropped 60 points yeah but I mean who would have saw that though I love carco I love Kirko he's he's one of the most likable guys in the NFL I think yeah Netflix debut yeah when he goes to Netflix it they just reveal that he just goes to Costco all the time I'm like oh that's me that's just that's very relatable that's my guy um Kirk had a great game but uh we'll be honest the great quarterback to win those games like they do who care who gives a [ __ ] about your stats seriously jail in her time the great quarterbacks to win those games like Jalen hurts one he's a great quarterback in the league right now finally perk is 12 and 20 career in in Prime Time games in his career that's not good that's really not good and I love Kirk Cousins awesome dude that is horrendous

oh well yeah there's they've got an 0-2 Star both my teams beat them back to back for for Kirk that's true

imagine losing to the Bucks and you know it's late in Steam and then do they play the Ravens next week actually I wonder who oh no I think they're playing they're not playing

are the Jets your team now too I want them to do well just because I think it's there's a lot of young Talent there and then I thought Aaron Rodgers would have been you know the final that I I don't root for guys to get hurt I'd never do that but that was that was the funniest thing ever literally ever that was that made me laugh gross injury though I uh yeah it wasn't like the worst at all yeah it wasn't the worst at all but just like imagine just someone jumping on your back and your foot just stays completely planted during do you remember that Kevin Durant do you ever remember seeing that video I know I had seen it but I don't remember exactly what it looked like again but yeah that's Kevin Kevin Durant weighs like he's like six foot five 190 pounds so you he's literally nothing his legs look like just sticks like it just has sticks as legs any tours Achilles and he has no fat no muscle or he has like no fat on his legs all you can see is the calf so when he did it you just see it reverberate while he's like making a move and it's like [ __ ] dude that is disgusting oh my God there was like a soccer player who got slide tackled from the side and his whole leg went sideways and like I don't remember exactly if it was like a broken leg or just completely dislocated but then he was holding his knee up and the leg was just like completely limp and like separated from it was so gross dude I remember all right so there was a college basketball game a lot of people listening to this will know what I'm talking about it was a Louisville game in the NCAA tournament Kevin Ware I remember he goes up I think he was blocking a shot he goes up and he snapped his leg below the knee and it was sticking out out of his skin you could see the bone what uh I I knew a guy who was Courtside for that game too he was sitting on the court and he was like yeah it was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen like it was like the most shocking thing you you could ever watch I remember I'll never forget them putting a towel over it and you can still see the the bone sticking up in the towel and then Dak Prescott's injury too I remember he when he broke his ankle he like he was like holding his leg and it was limp below like a certain point because like his bone snapped and like you could probably just like jiggle it oh I heard this um like guy on Instagram or something where if you just like worked the muscles in your ankle and got to the point where you could like be upside down on a pull-up bar being held by your ankles like the amount of injuries from like rolling an ankle or spreading it breaking it would be so greatly reduced because your ankle would be strong enough to hold your body weight yeah I mean they really have to work on that I think I think that's it's a clear thing because the ankle injuries are such a common thing in the NFL I mean it's hard to avoid even if they're strong yeah just because of the nature of football but I feel like you could definitely avoid a lot more I think these guys are pretty damn strong in that department but maybe focus a little bit more on that I think that would help with agility too like it obviously would yeah I feel like I would want to as a player like strengthen my ankle like that just show up to the gym for ankle day [Laughter] you just have to do it

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out of the gym it's like that's where you pay your membership for they're like all right Alex you ready I'm like all right let's go

um I forgot so in the in the off season in the NFL I kind of forgot how hard it is to sit on the couch for like 12 hours and not do anything else except watch football it's it's almost harder than than playing the sport I think I think it's more it's tougher on your body than playing actual football yeah those players have it easy they really do stuck inside having to watch and they make a million dollars you know a game something like that like why why am I not getting that just for watching I gotta pay to watch football

no but it feels like a hangover the next day like I woke up on Monday morning I was like oh my God it's like what what happened last night I was like I didn't actually I didn't drink because the Colts just made me disgusted like they always do um I didn't drink that much so it was it was a shock I need to I think next year I'm gonna train in the off season you know I'm gonna take like two Sundays out of every month and just sit on the couch all day and just just practice I'll have old football games on you got to get as many TVs as possible I'll put them around like Madden or something like no no Madden's different you're actually playing the game no you just gotta watch the game I guess just play the AI and have it on easy mode and just score after touchdown Xbox somebody stole my Xbox

stole is actually a difficult word I went I lent it I went bruh I lent it to somebody and I was like hey can I get it back and they were like yeah uh you know whatever like come you can come pick it up or I'll come drop it off and I just haven't I have not tried to claim it yet it's been like two years I think it's just their Xbox now

and yeah I don't really care I don't play Xbox that much but still and that someone is Angel

but thank you bro um all right well uh aliens what's going on with that I mean that that that was paper mache yeah so so where okay so I've seen the image in Mexico the Mexican Government they're they are well known for not being trustworthy

okay I didn't know that they're like run by the cartel the cartel is like the bigger government in Mexico free yeah Walter White Like Walter White is is like the president of the Mexican Government but they put out these aliens I mean it was the the worst excuse for for an alien ever first off when you discover something you dust It Off

so it's just like hey I'm gonna lift up the images because I've seen them a little bit but like what were they claiming do you know that they just like came across it they said they discovered them a while ago um they said they're like 10 000 years old or something let me uh hear I'll share a picture yeah uh this this guy is uh not not a real alien I think we can confirm that I mean Jesus look they didn't even dust them off

I feel like it's so weird to me how like all the aliens that are discovered look the way a stereotypical alien would look like from a comic book because that makes me think it's not what an actual alien would look like yeah I mean the the reason that aliens look like that is their their bipedal creatures they they look kind of like us like that's why we design them they just look a little weird so like this is this is just that I mean it looks like the alien from Men In Black mm-hmm

yeah that is so weird somebody get that guy a sandwich this guy

looks exactly like them

me when they run out of Zaza at the function [Laughter]

yeah Mexico

all-time untrustworthy government I think

I don't know man just when I saw them wheel it out I was like this guy is not real

is Mexico a court with aliens yeah okay

uh apparently like 10 000 years ago they used to sacrifice children to the Gods and they would mummify them so they're saying that this is just you know that's what it is they just discovered a mummified child broke off a couple fingers yeah just weird it's weird looks like that ugh sometimes well that body is so scary I feel like it just looks edited it looks a little this I just can't believe that that's what an alien would look like it's it looks almost like a human just smaller neck just a small little being or just some some kids paper mache product they were like okay kids everyone make what you think an alien looks like and we're gonna turn it over to the government and one one kid just made a really good at looking alien government was like all right we'll use that um I feel like even if they show us the real aliens we're not going to believe in them we won't because we can't trust any government I don't think we can trust any of our government I did see if someone comment like if the government tells me aliens are real I'm gonna believe they're not real because I don't believe the government it's gonna be it's gonna be propaganda from [ __ ] Fox News or CNN that's what it is people are already saying that this is a distraction from something else I was like what are we distracting what what do you guys do we gotta figure it out we gotta figure it out hmm

well they're distracting from the fact that Baker Mayfield might be an elite quarterback all right that's what they're not they're not talking about that they're talking about the aliens they're not talking about they're trying to get us to stop observing the Buccaneers Super Bowl run this year yeah that's what they're trying to do the the aliens the aliens are the reason that the Bucks won't get the love that they deserve the Bucks play this week

oh the Bears it's actually a possible win again biggest biggest game in Bears franchise history I've heard because they lost the Packers you I mean you got this is this was the year the Bears were supposed to be good which is crazy to me because they were the number they were the worst team in the league last year I feel like if they win like six games that's that's a good year for them oh boy so they're gonna be the Bears this weekend but then they play the Eagles next weekend

the Bucks do yes is it in Tampa oh it's a Monday Night Football it is in Tampa that's the Leighton Bowl oh my goodness both my teams are gonna be 2-0 and someone's gonna get a their street Broken I think it's better if you want to shine bucks time to shine I think I'm gonna root for the bucks in that game really Eagles are going to the playoffs anyway it doesn't matter what their after it is yeah three early wins as possible week three is a massive week for us it's this might be the biggest week of the season because you have Eagles and bucks you know who else you have Colton Raven easy red Ravens this is just the latent week the Leighton Bowl uh not easy win Raven shut your [ __ ] mouth pervert

S I don't want to hear anything who do the Chiefs lose to this week oh the Jaguars easy wins they play the Jags they're gonna beat the Jags actually I think they're gonna beat the [ ] out of the Jags I think this is gonna be like a this is they lost to the Colts last year and then they went on a run then they were like okay we we [ ] up we're we gotta go win now yeah but now the Jaguars are good the Jaguars are mid they're mid they literally beat the Colts last weekend the Colts are a worse than mid making last year's irrelevant

making last year's Colts irrelevant yeah last year's uh coltsy Jaguars game is now irrelevant because they rewrote that wrong last week you know I might I might break my strike I might cross the picket line on Colts and Jacks in Jacksonville because somebody mentioned to me they were like hey are you gonna go to the Colts Jags game this year I was like no I was like I'm I'm not giving them my money because I'm on strike I won't do it and then they were like well what if you had tickets and I was like oh I was like wait

hold on a second neurons firing the the the alarm just went off in my head everyone was like wait hold on maybe may break the strike it may break it I'm not sure I might have to cross the picket line I'd be doing more than what the actors are doing now they won't cross the picket line

thing bro but yeah so I might I might break that picket it's it's in uh October so that's actually not a bad time to go [Music] and we've got the undefeated Jaguars versus the yet to win Chief well the Colts play the Texas turning Super Bowl champions so I want to play attention this week I think the Colts play the Bucks this year too

but it's in Indy easy one let's see I don't think we play the eagle we don't play the Eagles again this year because we played them last year and we almost beat them we were so close if the Bucks lose tomorrow I'm literally not watching football for the rest of the year what about the Eagles

I guess I'll watch those though like the monkeys have to beat the Bears like because I I do think they might still be able to win the South and get the wild card game or just yeah when they're either gonna get the wild card or just win the South but yeah these early wins though they will to get to the playoffs they're gonna have to win that division yeah that's true I'll be real with you

we'll beat the Bears lose to the Eagles unless and then we'll be the Saints Lions Falcons and then we'll be five and one

books are five and one like I might just go kill myself like how is that we're gonna beat the Eagles anyway Bucks play the Colts in November 11 26th I think that's Thanksgiving weekend let's go in Indy though which is a problem easy dub no not an easy dub at all Anthony Richardson is going to run over every single Buccaneers player Siege of the day and they're all gonna die like they're they're all just gonna be dead on the field because Anthony Richardson is such a strong man all of the Bucks defense that Baker Bayfield is just gonna snap the ball Run 100 yards for a touchdown every single boy you know if he keeps lowering his shoulder into the defensive players his throwing shoulder I might have you did not let him bathe

he's purposely putting his his throwing arm In Harm's Way yeah he's not gonna survive he's real different let him bake

but you know I'll let him bake I'll let him bake because he's gonna he's gonna not he's not gonna survive what kind of first name is Baker a guy who bakes

it sounds like some Southern like waspy name I think I feel like his family is very waspy there his family is wasps yeah they're apparently it was no you know what a wasp is is

waspy what's that characteristics relating to Upper or middle class American white Protestants white Protestant Americans

white Anglers white Anglo-Saxon Protestants they're just like rich white people that that just do weird what they name their kids like Brayden and that they're their kids are like oh my dad's a lawyer and wax them and Baker a braided Baker and they all have like weird spellings of their name too because their parents wanted to be they thought it would be cute as a baby and now that baby has to grow up being named like Brayden with like an eye and instead of a Yandy Lynn

you have two names for a first name I'm so glad my parents gave me the name Alex like it's just I I can grow up and be Alex for the rest of my life even Layton is like an unheard of one and I would say like as a kid I was like why is my name Layton but now it's like I'm just latent like it's important at least it's not at least it's not l-e-i-g-h-t-o-n because that would be horrendous you have like the normal even the normal spelling of it except for maybe the L well I think yeah I think with my name it's like it's not a kid's name or an adult's name like I feel like it goes all right with whatever age I'll be I would think it's more adult-like you have a kid's name but you know now like I feel like any kid named Braxton he's got he's like an ankle biter he definitely he definitely had a fighting problem as a toddler you'd always bite people oh that's just Grandpa Braxton like bruh that what are you talking about Grandpa he's a he's a 10 year old boy Uncle Braxton and he just never grew up yeah but when he grows up he's just gonna have this like infant name well yeah that's the problem whenever I hear a Braxton I'm like oh he's in 10 or they just going to go by their middle name because the middle name is always normal it's like David or something it's usually like some it's usually like from the Bible which is like you know David um

what if somebody had the middle name Moses Moses is a weird name to be let's let's try and graph like the worst name bot just like for an adult possible I feel like Braxton Moses

to be honest too Trump's last name Trump it's it's not a good last name to me like it's a very bizarre last name like if it wasn't Donald Trump you'd be like who what do you who names their kid Trump but I because it fits him so well I can agree that if it's like this beta person yeah maybe the last name Trump is really weird but because Trump is like so he's his character he he like plays into the tree literally he trumps all else the the word Trump describes Donald Trump it does like it's like the most I feel like it's the most ridiculous last name of all time but it works for him just for him because he's I think his figure it works I think his personality because he's just so like over the top and like like if you think about if you think about the last name Trump that's who it would be and if it was any other human being be like dude you're trying to like like imagine Pete Davidson's last name it's Pete Trump like and then he's just this soy boy dude like Baron works too Baron works perfectly for the name Baron trump it works perfectly but like if you have a normal I think I feel like if you're like Donald's a normal name though Donald Trump that works Melania I don't think it worked at all I I didn't think that that worked at all it makes sense simply just has to though she married in so it's whatever that's true she wasn't born with it what what are the other kids names Ivanka is the daughter that works that works there's Donald Trump Jr I think and then that's too easy that's one other one I can't remember what his name is I feel like there's something basic like John no I think there's another

Trump family tree

because I thought there was another son Eric Eric yeah Eric that's what it was he kind of looks weird though doesn't he he doesn't I don't think he fits it

he yeah he he has a beard he looks he looks a little he doesn't fit the Trump name to me

dang Trump's been married three times

that's a win he won three he he got married three times I've always I've never been a fan of that how like a lot of like business people or Rich because like there's a lot of like business people that I like look up to in a way or their stories inspiring um

or whatever but I always hate how they oh like almost always have multiple wives because I think that is so I feel like I'm a lot of celebrities I feel like I just I can't imagine celebrities being together in a relationship like I can understand like a celebrity being famous while they're still married but like I feel like those relationships a lot of the times like are just like you're not just like waking up together like spending the you know what I mean it just sounded weird to me like their life is just so much different than than what we have yeah as like normal human beings like I understand like couples get divorced or whatever um which is fine I think like even if you had two spouses in your life it's like you know whatever but like there's like these

and it's like okay at this point you're just you know signing wedding papers left and right it kind of makes me lose respect for the person I feel like there's yeah you get married the first time and if it works that's awesome right like that you found the love of your life like immediately and a lot of people stay in marriages and they're unhappy which is also like you don't want to live life unhappy um the second marriage is like okay you learn things from that first marriage if it didn't work and then now you can hopefully be in a better marriage the second time around at that point we would take things a little slower the second time around like like I feel like really like sure yeah you got to be like all right that's the one I'm gonna make

but then the second one doesn't work out as well and then you keep pursuing it at that point you're just like okay third time's the charm four times the charm I think I wouldn't get married a third time but I think like the third is like the last like okay if this does not work then it's not it's I'm never doing it again like you have to stop at three you cannot go to four yeah but I feel like a lot of people like with when they get into that level of Fame marriage is is like more of a agreement and it's more of like a business thing where it's like with us it's like a like you get married because you love somebody not because it's just good for business good for your brand do you believe in prenups

uh uh if you if you got rich and famous or you got rich before then I would say yeah it's just uh I think everything that you made before the marriage and they weren't like involved at all I think you should be able to keep that I agree with you I would say I would say the same thing if I married a rich person I would say I want you to sign a prenup because what if something does happen and it doesn't work out I don't think I want them to but I understand if they wanted to uh I I would like if I truly love the person I would be like no like if something does happen I don't want you I don't want to take money from you like that that would feel weird to me anyways I would probably just be like yeah yeah listen we're fighting for the male strippers rights all right I'm gonna fight for we're also gonna fight for me what is it a sugar we're fighting for Sugar Babies male sugar baby rights they deserve those rights they deserve that money yeah but yeah if I made if I was with somebody and I was broke and then we like you know I made money over the relationship I wouldn't sign a prenup like you were with me you stood with me you know in my broke times so like you deserve half of that money I agree and I also think like signing a prenup with one of you know in that situation is almost like setting yourself up for failure giving you a plan B that's like I feel like marriage is more of a commitment than that like you it should just be you know that or I die not necessarily but you know that's how it should be treated though um I would tell them spend all my money on my funeral you guys aren't getting [ __ ]

if I die I want a 10 million dollar funeral every cent I have no matter what take it all out put it into my beauty I want [ __ ] fireworks I want it I want Drake

not drink he's he's corny I don't I don't want anything corny going on

have you seen the song have you heard like the whole song

no there's like some Tick Tock dance but the song is actually pretty catchy let me let me find it yeah there's like a video of his credit card getting declined on like a stream or something and so he was like embarrassing [Laughter]

what is this I started listening

huh I started listening to Kanye this past week

I saw a clip of him yelling at Chance the Rapper he was like this is why your album flopped this is like he was like screaming at him I was like whoa [Laughter]

I saw I'm gonna pull up I'm gonna pull up the song

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maybe it's a Christmas song [Music] oh yeah that is seems like embarrassing

it's actually pretty catchy though yeah

yes it's almost dead last so um super sad I mean it was like happy but it was also sad because I was like damn this is It's Over You know I was able to cancel my Apple subscription so I'm saving 10 bucks a month which is awesome um but yeah it was it was pretty good I mean the the ending him leaving I kind of like that actually I really like that I like how they I I don't think they should do the Roy they they shouldn't bring it back though I agree I'm so tired of people there's so much opportunity for a spin-off like stop people good stuff does not need sequels and spin-offs doesn't it's very like I guess Monsters University was a phenomenal prequel yeah that rarely happens though okay relax people I don't need a Ted lasso to I don't need a Roy Kent one just get away from me don't give me beards backstory I already got told it by beard all right this is so this is uh this is definitely a topic I think that could be discussed um I would be fine if that I would not watch it because I don't want it to ruin it for me but I would be okay if they did if they did put out a sequel not under the Ted lasso like it would have to be under a different show yeah it would have to be called something different I would be fine if they did that because like better call beard [Laughter]

oh I I would be yeah I mean the thing is it doesn't ruin a character for me when they do like a sequel or they do like a prequel like it's because I can just separate it like I can just separate the r from the art or the the sequel from the original like there's been numerous times there's like tons of different like superhero stuff that they do and it's like oh well this was horrible and people were like this ruined the character for me I'm like are you that are you that dumb you can't like appreciate the the part that you liked like some people said like the Snyder Superman stuff like ruin Superman for them I was like bro you can't you can't go and enjoy Christopher Reeve or Brandon Routh or Tom Welling just because of another superhero movie I just I don't understand that it's like you're you're that just separate it just be like oh well I don't like that part but I like the rest of it yeah I guess I guess my issue with it is like in mind Marvel's done Marvel's been the one to really ruin it yeah but now like as a society now it's a great show happens great movie happens when's the sequel like no no no 10 years ago no one was thinking that they said wow Alvin and the Chipmunks was amazing great Standalone film now we have freaking four of them

but like I don't know it's just like Ted lasso was so good to me it's I don't need another one the story was started it was finished I you know I got closure from it I don't need the story opened up again or anything like that I don't need a prequel nothing before the show matters I don't need a sequel nothing after the show matters head one man's impact on little whatever town they were in England yeah that's it literally I don't care about British people literally don't listen the country is three hours long but I know let's talk about the Europeans being so stupid

yeah my mom was thinking that when watching it she's like they always get in a bus to go to these games like that's so weird I'm like Mom like the whole country it's probably an hour bus ride Max to all these games yeah which is like that's kind of cool like that's it's really cool that you can go to so many different places within a short amount of time but like I'll hear British people be like oh I you know I I'm gonna we're gonna go to Florida we're gonna go to Disney World there and then we'll just drive up to New York and then we'll just you know we'll we'll take another drive out to California and we're not ready like bro what are you talking about then that gets into my thing with like public transportation in this country people call for I mean I do agree there shouldn't be an improvement of public transportation in this country but I don't think people realize just how big our country is like they point out European countries having really good public transportation I'm like well that's because well yeah 15 feet that's pretty easy yeah you can send a bus from [ ] England like across Europe like that's that's not what this is like we I think there's like trains now being added like from South Florida to Orlando which is good the ticket price is outrageous it's like 75 bucks for a train from here to Orlando and like I'll just drive like I don't I would rather just do that because it's cheaper on Just for gas it's cheaper just to go from Sarasota to Orlando and back I just fill up my tank once because I haven't I have a fuel economic but we can't just we can't just put buses everywhere we can't just put Subways in every single City it's just not it's not sustainable to me the the cities that have like like New York and Chicago and uh Boston those cities have good public transportation and that area of the country has a good public transportation like the Northeast because it's so compact Florida it takes you four hours just to get out of the state from where we're at and it's another like four hours to Miami and like I heard it's like a three hour drive from the Florida Keys just to Miami which is like crazy it's like how how is that possible it's over four hours to see it to West Palm Beach from here yeah it's like 10 minutes or something and that's just across the state and a little bit down yeah like our city could have better public transportation because I don't want a profile but I've seen the people that get on the bus in Sarasota and I don't think I would feel comfortable on a bus in our city I feel like Sarasota would have I feel like it's Arizona's buses are gonna be a lot nicer than a lot of other towns if you're talking about um you know feeling safe and stuff but I've been on I've been on the bus up in Boston and it's like perfectly fine there like it was like it was clean in there like it was not dirty at all like it was very what but I've also been on the subway in Washington DC and it was old but it wasn't dirty but there were some spots where I was like okay I'm with a woman right now I don't know if she should feel comfortable or not in this situation but again like I I think it's just outrageous to think like some rural Texas town just the state of Texas is going to have public good public transportation throughout the state just I think it's it's very difficult to do that until we get automatic cars or autonomous cars yeah we're just gonna have the Uber taxi system with um self-driving vehicles that could be that that's a realistic idea I think that really that is that like is so cool of an idea but I feel like it's so far in the future I think I've heard like the idea where we just have everyone stop driving and all of them are able to communicate because that's the safest way to do it if they're all able to communicate with each other and nobody's driving because the accidents are 90 I I actually don't know the percentage but it's a good percentage of them are just human error and people being extremely dead people are dangerous on the road every day if you just tell everyone all right you can't drive but [ ] maybe even a government-funded system or it's just like okay you can just go wherever you want which I don't know traffic lights would be abolished it would just become yields and so like the cars are just barely missing each other as they go through it would be yeah so like can you imagine just how quicker everything would be you can go faster on the road like obviously there's physics involved where like you can't just you can't make a right turn at 95 miles an hour

but it would be I think it would be a better idea it would probably be better than what our tax dollars are going to now yeah a lot better than what we're doing much better than whatever you know yeah I mean we're funding we're buying oil from the Russians so we're funding them and then we're also funding Ukraine the other side we're just we're fighting ourselves

we buy oil from Russians and then give it to Ukraine for free imagine like but there's like U.S soldiers just shooting at each other like why are you shooting at me you're an American like whoa I'm on Russia's side and they're like okay then just turns in everything just turns into America fighting Wars against each other that'd be hilarious and that's how you just stop War then we're just like okay we're done we're just gonna do laser tag now if Ukraine wants to beat Russia they need to claim that oil was discovered on the Russian front and then the America will be there to clean up

wait why can't we just fight Wars like like the Olympics like why doesn't the Olympics just decide everything can we just do that

it's the most Goldies that's true oh if you have a land dispute why don't why why isn't that just the Olympics they're like okay all right we got Russia and Ukraine today they're gonna they have a land dispute they're gonna play [ __ ] badminton against each other the other side

well then there's gonna be so much cheating allegation at least with war it's just like whoever's along with Russia yeah because they do but now they have steroids magnets in the badminton thing all sorts of stuff they'd have the butt plug trackers to tell you what to what to do they'd have reverse magnets on the ground of their sides so the the badminton can't even hit the ground over there it just kind of levitates so then I mean I understand I understand armies they want to kill people why don't they just do human chess and then you actually just kill them

I feel like chess is the best way to decide any sort of disagreement

but then America wouldn't win the bet some of the well again if America actually just our population density I mean really India or China would win because they have the most population but like America we'll just put all of our res we'll just start putting all of our resources into chess chess education like if America actually cared about soccer we would we would win everything because we just have more people in our country we would win the World Cup every year for real yeah except for maybe I mean India like probably doesn't put that much into their soccer team or because when does China win anything

I feel like the country has to be bougie enough for people to dedicate their lives to a sport like places like India and China a regular family really can't afford to let one of their kids just play soccer all day yeah all right well enough solving all the world's problems let's go let's go to our trivia

we just we we created World p yeah so we have full autonomous cars no more traffic no more war we're just what what if it was just like a slap fight

yeah look at David and Goliath situation instead of just well that's how they used to do it they were just that's how they would decide things back then I mean they were just like they would have two guys go in a ring against each other and just fight I just yeah I feel like the big problem is just the losing side would never agree with the outcome well I think that's like

I mean you have to get egos out of the way but like I feel like that's just you should just do that like you should just be you should just not be a [ __ ] and just be like okay I lost like have you ever seen those kids those kids that like go around like they lose or you know they're playing tag and they say oh pause pause I don't like this game that's what the that's what that country would be called they would just point at them and laugh they'd be like you just can't accept that you lost yeah no one's gonna do anything anyway look at them they literally started war with Ukraine and the whole world just is like okay good luck Ukraine except for us we're the ones that got to be yeah every time I pay a dollar freaking 32 at Dollar Tree the extra seven cents is going to the Ukraine battle war

I just like to imagine it's Mario coins that drop in and like they're just like a bunch of Ukrainian soldiers running around like collecting the the there's just giant Mario coins yeah they're just sitting there looking at their bank account and they just see like added seven cents thank you America it has like a little note from you Leighton from the Dollar Tree

yeah you can write a note on who it goes you got like John John Smith buying like condoms from Walmart

in a butt rubber by viagra pills [Laughter] all right enough of this we're going to we're going to this trivia time oh all right daily dozen trivia oh boy trivia time actually yeah I feel like I just saw I just stall for 50 minutes so we can just go to trivia because I just love doing trivia Darren Sharper Roman Harper Tracy Porter and Jabari green were the starting secondary for what post 2000 Super Bowl winning team out of the NFC Easy they beat the Colts New Orleans Saints Buccaneers Tracy Porter Tracy Porter was the one who picked off Peyton Manning uh uh what Arkansas running back finished second in Heisman voting in back-to-back Seasons losing to Troy Smith and Tim Tebow

dude I have no clue debuting with the national team in 2007 Luis Suarez owns the most career International play goals for what South American country yeah

he's the guy who he's the guy yeah who is actually hold on might be I don't think it's Darren McFadden but it might be I feel like it's just gonna be a half decent running back oh let's go Darren McFadden nope all right we're three for three big money big money the show as well see you is the symbol on the periodic table for this element with the atomic number of 29. okay is it copper I don't it might be but I I'm I'm nervous about it I think I gotta think some more let's come back it might be copper though

[ __ ] I know I know the girl that's Courtney Cox but I don't know the guy I don't even know celebrities bro I know Courtney Cox because she looks she did a lot of work to her face like a ton of work and it just does not look good I feel like it's like a Ryan reynolds-like suit no it's not him he's the face is the face is too long to be Ryan Reynolds and the hair the his hair is a little different color beverages in January 2023 PepsiCo discontinued Sierra Mist replacing it oh sorry yeah never I've never tried it I won't touch it it's literally Sprite dude what legendary female singer released a 1998 song I can feel something inside me say I really don't think that's actually a really famous song um

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like I should know what this is no that was that was too late well I think the science one we know is coppers so we could take that one out if you wanted to I think that was a good good pick Let's Go easy dub easy dub let's go to television

New Zealand Duo Brett McKenzie played fictionalized versions of themselves in this Emmy nominated HBO musical sitcom

I have no idea

yeah I have no clue what that could be

one of the highest grossing films of 2014 is live action retelling of Sleeping Beauty portrays a story from the antagonist's perspective oh malicious Maleficent yeah

boom dude we are goaded today bro like the television one I I don't even know a half decent gas New Zealand Duo I'm trying to think of a musical sitcom Glee but that wasn't on HBO oh

that's the only musical sitcom yeah I'm not a musical guy I actually despise musicals

okay

yeah I have no idea what that would be

I don't know

this one I've heard this song before something inside yeah I feel like you're on your own for these things I don't even have a good guess oh

you

oh the singer though it's um song is the do you believe in love after love [Music] do you believe love after love with that a big name like Whitney Houston or something like that BG

I don't know we're gonna give up can't think of it all right celebrity mashup Mark Wahlberg it looks a little thin there I barely barely see it I can I guess I can see it now his hair I can tell share dude that was like a pop I mean that was a popular singer we could have guessed

that's the only one I wouldn't have gotten Flight of the Conchords

that's pretty good though six out of nine like come on now that's that's really good that's a good day that's a very good day let me switch it over all right now immacula grid football these are tough dude this is really tough first team APL Pro I mean Derrick Henry is the easiest one Josh Allen

yeah 53 took Derrick Henry um Stefan George

uh bills let's do

let's see what's AP All Pro

um like the best you were the best at your position a year Marshawn Lynch wasn't an All-Pro [ __ ] for the bills yeah he played for the bills before the Seahawks

um I mean I could just do Stefan Biggs

uh I mean Jerry Rice is probably the easiest one only 22 percent [ __ ] him the the player mix up I I just have no clue about any of it

oh uh foreign

I just can't do this and baseball players that well anyway let me think let's think of Evan long where's Evan Longoria Babe Ruth 3 000 plus hits career Babe Ruth uh hold on 40 Homer season

oh dang so he's trash that's honestly before they even started recording hits because there's like a certain time where they they don't really know how much he had I know we had a 40 plus home run season though

but he didn't have any of these

I mean I feel like

Alex Rodriguez probably did yeah um

Aaron judge on mookie bets probably did there you go uh 3 000 plus hits now oh well um actually I don't think it counts for this season

I don't know my brain isn't working like that today let's just do sporcle and we'll get the hell out of here

Leonard fortnite he's well traveled

let's do what do we want to do here we'll do one sporkle

and then we will stop well we'll get the hell out of here

we talked a lot about aliens maybe we could find one that's related to what we've talked about today yeah we talked the trumps Trump aliens

can you name the movies that featured these aliens uh

I don't know a lot of these I could do like 50 of them I could do all that Star Wars let's let's try it let's try it yeah Men In Black is the top left right

oh number one and black too um E.T uh Lilo and uh

this one is Superman too

oh no that one oh Coneheads oh yeah cones I thought I was like the only person that ever saw that movie oh I've seen it like many times my dad loves it oh uh Mars Attacks

I'm surprised they haven't done killer clowns from outer space

guardians of I think the bottom left is just alien right this one is um have you ever seen that spoof on Star Wars Spaceballs

uh this one looks like a Star Wars one

you could try Star Trek see if it triggers anything

that one looks like Harrison Ford this one with the the guy but I don't know

looks like Tom Brady or Kevin Bacon

Tom Brady versus aliens he would lose

he would leave his wife to go play though

dude this is yeah I don't I don't got this one it's like a popular sci-fi movie

because yeah that blue one on the left does look like I've seen it before I get it I feel like it's in a start one of the Star Wars movies

treasure Star Wars again see if it I already tried it didn't work [Music] um

why the [ ] do they have to make so many Star Wars [ ] um do Phantom Menace

I feel like it might not be Star Wars

it looks kind of stupid for being a Star Wars movie

what other space Oh Yeah no nothing there

alien movie with Tom Brady

I don't think we'll get it like these are difficult these are

Fifth Element I should have gotten that one The Day the Earth Stood Still I've never seen the original one

the rest of them never seen Battlefield Earth yeah District nine foreign

we got a 60 average score of 63. uh let's just do a movie

let's see here

we could do uh Danny DeVito one okay let's do a Danny DeVito one I feel like I don't know many movie seasons oh well this one he's in Batman um bottom right I guess oh wait no no no [ __ ] character Vincent Benedict we're gonna assume this is

Batman Returns

twins yes comes down to it who's holding the umbrella this one Billy Crystal and Anne Ramsey

oh uh mama mama got run over by Throw Mama From the train oh what is it what do you think it is like I think it's bottle left I could be wrong though it just went from character to movie to Lorax

tree falls away it lean to be careful and I'm gonna be a writer someday it's this one Owen lift I think it's this one but instead of just one perfect kid mama had the two of us twins penguin Oswald Oswald Ed Helms and Zac Efron this one we got better than the average alrighty it's time to time to end the show um we gotta do our numbers all right so we uh we did not do numbers for the last four weeks so we have to make up some numbers here we're gonna be able we're gonna be spending this wheel a lot just because we've had some some guests on and I don't really do the numbers with the guests anymore so uh do you want I'm gonna stick with my same number throughout let me number of these

what do you want

so how many times are we spinning it or four times so for the first three I'm gonna do

38 and then the last one I'm going to do 11 for episode 111.

you're not going to choose number 111.

unfortunately not I think my odds are a bit smaller it's less than one percent

big money

first number I would have been close with 111.

96 for the first one let's do it again never seen it that high

again 99 what

it's gonna come back down it'll come back down I've never seen it hit a hundred or one

oh dude

so close all right last one the actual spin for this episode 11 11 11.

oh oh 34. Layton you're just hovering around it but that one was 11. so but still you're just hovering around that number um all right thank you all for watching Wednesday is our first game back with the techmobile streams yes big news um so make sure to catch that video for the colds no we're I think we're nine and one they can't lose they can't win in real life so he's gonna hop on a video game that that is true

if you're missing football because like at this point we have football Thursday through Monday with including college but if you need an extra day of football Tech Mobile is for you um watch the final episode of summersmash watch all of them if you have I actually haven't watched that final episode still I gotta watch it it only took me like two hours to finish which is better than the normal four hours um that the others took but I am glad I'm glad it's over but I'm also sad that it's over because it's cool to tell that story I think but I'm glad as the editor next year will be my story you're gonna get so tired of editing me winning no I won't

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