Cincy Bar Offering Up 9 Cent Shots To Cope With Joe Burrow's Engagement

It's football season, which means we will cover everything football related, even on the saddest of days. After Pacman Jones says the our beloved Joe Burrow is engaged (to be married), The Filson in Cincy does the only reasonable thing to help cope, shots. I think it's pretty well known that I am a big Joe Burrow fan, the guy was at the helm of arguably the greatest college football team of all time, takes the Cincinnati Bengals of all teams to the Super Bowl and is just a super handsome guy. I have also made many comments about how he is the one guy I would kiss if I was in an Andy Bernard Situation. Okay, maybe not only Joe, Henry Cavill makes the list too, but that's it, I am definitely not gay, I have my limits. As a human being, how dare a business root for the pain of thousands of young women in the Cincinnati area but as a business man, I respect the exploitation of this pain. I hope they do 10 cent shot night when the guy gets married and $10 shot night if there is a breakup.

Lets have a look at exactly who took him off the market

But in all seriousness, congrats (if the rumor is true) to the happy couple, as a Burrow stan I can honestly say that even though I have a massive man crush on the guy, I want to see him happy and prosperous in his life and maybe he will come on the show one day so I can properly shake his hand and say that he is the GOAT (and please lead my fantasy team back into the promise land)