Christmas Movie Draft, a Great Day of the NFL and Saudi Arabian Roller Coasters | Episode 121

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11/28/202335 min read

Please Like, Comment and Subscribe! Christmas Movie Draft: Alex -Home Alone -The Santa Clause -Scrooged -How The Grinch Stole Christmas -Fred Claus Lleyton -Elf -National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation -A Christmas Story -A Charlie Brown Christmas Special -A Christmas Carol Vote on the Draft starting 11/28 at chaoticallyintolerant.com/blog Indianapolis Colts defeat the Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27-20 Philadelphia Eagles defeat the Buffalo Bills 37-34 Congrats to the Oakland Locomotives, the Sarasota Mullet, the Gresham Beavers and the Pawtucket Paw Sox on being the 4 inaugural teams in the Chaotically Intolerant Table Tennis League https://youtu.be/IrdG-91P_NM?si=tlsQ6... Saudi Arabian Six Flags Breaks Ground Black Friday is not what it used to be Checkout our website! chaoticallyintolerant.com Blog: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/blog Catch Summer Smash Here: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/sum... All Updates on Tecmo Bowl: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/tec... Meet the personalities of Chaotically Intolerant: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/per... Meet the Hall of Famers: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/hal... Tags🏷️ #ChristmasMovieDraft #ComedyPodcast #HolidayLaughs #MovieMadness #DraftDayFun #SantaShowdown #PodcastVote #FilmFiasco #ChristmasCheer #LaughingAllTheWay #DraftPicks #TableTennisTales #SportsSpectacle #ChaoticComedy #WeekendWrapup #FunnyFootball #PodcastFun #MovieMayhem #PodcastHumor #TisTheSeasonToLaugh #TableTennisTussle #SixFlagsSaga #BlackFridayBanter #HolidayHilarity #ComedyGold #PodcastVote #FestiveFunnies #JingleAllTheLaughs #DraftDrama #TableTennisTales #LaughTrack #HolidayPodcast #IndyVsTampa #EaglesVsBills #TableTennisLeague #CongratsTeams #SaudiSixFlags #BlackFridayShift #PodcastBanter #ChristmasDraftFun #WeekendScores #ColtsWin #BuccaneersDown #TableTennisChamps #PodcastGiggles #LaughsForDays #MovieDraftMania #NFLResults #TableTennisTriumph #HolidayHumor #ComedyCentral #DraftDecision #PodcastPoll #PingPongPassion #SixFlagsExcitement #BlackFridayBuzz #ChristmasComedy #FunnyFilmPicks #TisTheSeasonToVote #TableTennisThrills #PodcastHilarity #LaughsOnAir #DraftVictory #TableTennisTriumph #SixFlagsAdventure #BlackFridayChange #HolidayHaHas #PodcastPerfection #FilmFaves #ChristmasChuckles #FunnyPodcast #TableTennisTime #LaughsInDecember #DraftDelight #TableTennisTournament #SixFlagsFun #BlackFridayTwist #HolidayHighlights #PodcastParty #FilmFrenzy #ChristmasLaughs #TableTennisTricks #LaughsAndScores #DraftDayDelight #TableTennisTeam #SixFlagsStart #BlackFridayShift #HolidayHumorHub #PodcastPleasure #FilmFavorites #ChristmasComedyDraft #TableTennisTopPicks #SixFlagsSpectacle #BlackFridayBlues #PodcastPlaytime #WeekendWinners #TableTennisTactics #SixFlagsExcitement #BlackFridayBust #PodcastPalooza #LaughsOnDemand #ChristmasMovieMadness #PodcastPreview #TableTennisThrills #SixFlagsSurprise #BlackFridayBliss #HolidayHilarityHijinks #PodcastParade #FilmFavesFaceOff #ChristmasCraze #TableTennisTales #SixFlagsStory #BlackFridayBacklash #PodcastPlayoffs #LaughsLive #WeekendWrapupWinners #TableTennisTalents #SixFlagsSuccess #BlackFridayBlowout #PodcastPartyTime #ChristmasComedyCountdown #TableTennisTeamsTango #SixFlagsSensation #BlackFridayBinge #HolidayHumorHeaven #PodcastPandemonium #FilmFanatics #ChristmasLaughsLeague #TableTennisTournament #SixFlagsShowdown #BlackFridayBonanza #PodcastPalateCleanser #LaughsForAll #HolidayHilarityHighlights #TableTennisTalesTold #SixFlagsSpark #BlackFridayBlast #PodcastPassion #WeekendWinnersWrap #TableTennisTriumph #SixFlagsSagaStarts #BlackFridayBargains #HolidayHilarityHappenings #PodcastPicks #FilmFavesFaceoff #ChristmasComedyChaos #TableTennisTactics #SixFlagsSneakPeek #BlackFridayBurst #PodcastPleasantries #LaughsLiveOnAir #WeekendWrapupWonders #TableTennisTeamsTriumph #SixFlagsSpectacleStarts #BlackFridayBingeWatch #HolidayHumorHavoc #PodcastPlayful #FilmFavesFrolic #ChristmasComedyCelebration #TableTennisTricks #SixFlagsSensationStarts #BlackFridayBargainHunt #PodcastPartyPeople #LaughsLiveLoud #WeekendWinnersWonder #TableTennisTournamentTriumph #SixFlagsSpectacleStarts #BlackFridayBlowoutBonanza #HolidayHilarityHilarityHub #PodcastPleasurePalace #FilmFavesFun #ChristmasComedyCelebration #TableTennisTriumph #SixFlagsSpectacleStarts #BlackFridayBonanzaBlast #PodcastPlaytimePeople #LaughsLiveLively #WeekendWinnersWonderment #TableTennisTacticsTriumph #SixFlagsSpectacleStarts #BlackFridayBargainBonanza #HolidayHilarityHilarityHijinks #PodcastPleasurePalacePicks #FilmFavesFunFrenzy #ChristmasComedyCelebration #TableTennisTacticsTriumph #SixFlagsSpectacleStarts #BlackFridayBonanzaBlast #PodcastPlaytimePeople #LaughsLiveLively #WeekendWinnersWonderment #TableTennisTacticsTriumph #SixFlagsSpectacleStarts #BlackFridayBargainBonanza #HolidayHilarityHilarityHijinks #PodcastPleasurePalacePicks #FilmFavesFunFrenzy #ChristmasComedyCelebration #TableTennisTacticsTriumph #SixFlagsSpectacleStarts #blackfridaybonanza

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all right welcome back episode 121 of chaotically intolerant and Lon we

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have some big news to drop before anything else um I mean it's already dropped it's already it's already

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dropped on our social media um congratulations to Sarasota Oakland Gresham and Pucket you guys are the

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newest home cities of the chaotic Le Table Tennis League uh the Sarasota

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mullet the Oakland locomotives who originally the Meridian locomotives but

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got moved from I don't even remember where they were at to be honest I don't remember uh

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Idaho I think they're Idaho um gotta Gresham beavers and the Pucket pwx so

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we're bringing we're bringing two teams who have lost their teams we're bringing them new teams two cities who have lost

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their teams so um we're just doing the we're doing the Lord's work that's what we're doing it's easy yeah easy no

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problem we saved those cities yeah yeah we're we're we're going to save those cities we're going to make sure Oakland

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stays afloat we're we're looking out for Oakland um I think we we got to talk

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about it though we got to talk about what happened today the Bucks Buck game yeah they they

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lost to the Colts it was hilarious um no problem the Colts were kind of toying with them

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anyway I mean the Colts were incompetent they looked incompetent it was not a convincing win in my opinion yeah I

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actually thought the Bucks played pretty well at least the that

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second quarter I would say they you know started bring things back get things rolling for once they actually looked

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like a team that could run the ball for a couple plays

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um but yeah and they really needed that win if they wanted like any playoff

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chance yeah Rashad white looked Unstoppable for a little while and then he just wasn't yeah for some reason like

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they wouldn't touch him like they wouldn't some somebody was

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somebody's talking outside my door but um yeah uh they just stopped running it

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I didn't understand why um I honestly did think at the end of the half or near

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the end of the fourth quarter I was like oh the Colts are going to lose this game this is a game the Colts lose all the time they're up big they let the Bucks

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get back into it playing pre-event except we we had a a sack fumble which was awesome so um strip sack we have the

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most strip sacks in the league apparently which is kind of crazy I didn't know that um but we're really

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missing Grover Stewart we need Grover Stewart back in a few weeks so uh but as of right now and up

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until I think Thursday of of this week the Indianapolis Colts are the number seven seed in the in the NFL playoffs um

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and if the season ended right now Roger Goodell said we're not playing any more football right now if there was some

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sort of major tragedy on American soil and they canel the season the Colts would be going to the playoffs right now

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let's not forget that the Colts are in the playoffs right now so no if that

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happen at week four you know the Bucks would be like the second seed or something I think if it happened at week

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two week three I want to say week three the Colts would beat the Colts would have won the division so

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listen but that that's why we play 17 games why we play 17 but it's a good win for the Colts it's a great win it feels

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good I kind of you could have predict I honestly could have predicted the Bucks Los in this game because they came from the West Coast they're pretty banged up

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already I think they're going into the buy I want to say this week no we already had our

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buy ours was early oh it was yeah I think week five was our by we are you

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sure about that yeah let me see let me see I am a die

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hard yeah they do play The Fan so I should know yeah okay

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okay all right all right um actually the Colts will stay in

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the seven seed through Sunday morning because it's an NFC matchup or Thursday

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Night Football so even better that the Colts get to have a playoff spot but honestly

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Colts make the playoffs then that's gon to extend Chris Ballard's time in Indianapolis by like

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two years and I don't need that I need somebody who's gonna go out and spend

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money who's gonna go out and spend all the money they have but I know Jim mer won't let it happen so either way I'm

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[ __ ] so we might as well just make the playoffs and it'll be fun um and the Bucks you got to get rid of WS it's time

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well they're going to let it play out they're going to let out the rest of the SE they're going to let the rest of the season play out because they're like [ __ ] it we're done um Baker Mayfield

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dropping his shoulder into linebackers today is both the dumbest and the funnest thing I've ever seen and it's

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ridiculously stupid my God I can't believe in the first half of

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that game that they were on the one yard line and could not get one yard yeah in

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fact they got like negative 15 well they had like a sure touchdown I think on that first well because I was

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watching the game on my phone like I watched like the first drive on my phone and then I got to where I was watching the game and yeah it like look like oh

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man the Bucks are like they went for just a QB sneak up the middle Baker Mayfield gets hurt and then they put

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Kyle tras in for the next three downs and he doesn't do anything and it's like

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if there's any team that's known for rushing for one yard it's the freaking bucks just send

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Rashad white up the middle three times he's going to get that that one yard yeah but yeah and I I I think the Colts

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defensive coordinator should be fired too he's [ __ ] horrible he he never blitzes he never blit I mean he feel

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like he rarely blitzes it's crazy and we have like one of the best pass rushes in the league but whatever don't listen to

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me I'm stupid I'm dumb I don't know anything um the Eagles also won today

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leighton's favorite team because they're 10 and one right now um are the Eagles

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the Super Bowl favorite right now because I don't think so who else would be uh the

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49ers Eagles on the 49ers I'm just trying to rile you up I actually do think the Eagles are the best team in

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the league right now because they've won all close games good teams can beat the [ __ ] out of really bad teams and they

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can go in and just beat the [ __ ] out of everybody but really good teams know how to win close games against good and bad

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teams you're battle tested I agree I wish that they had more clean

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wins but it's like especially in um this season where it's like you've got teams

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like the Chiefs or Ravens or 49ers these other teams that are really

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good but like the Chiefs are losing games that they should not lose so when

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you know push comes to shove I would anticipate they're not going to win

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those late playoff matchups or oh the Chiefs are the Chiefs are back I'm I'm telling you

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the Chiefs are back right now I watch the game I watch the whole game they're absolutely back they're back no their

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offense is back Taylor there Travis Kel put up some fantasy points for me for once yeah t Travis had a good day

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without Taylor which I didn't know that was possible but um Taylor I don't know what Taylor's doing but congrats to

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Travis I guess you you proved that Taylor didn't make you right she didn't she didn't create

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Travis Yeah well yeah sitting I'm

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sitting there with kirn kirn Williams as well on my fantasy team both my team he

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had [ __ ] 50 points today I'm pretty sure I got he got 45 in hour league and

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I so glad my team is finally popping off just in time for me to miss the

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playoffs don't worry I'm [ __ ] I'm going to be three and 10 I'm going to be three and 10 think I

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still owe you my $30 I don't think yeah you do I think I think um yeah it's not

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good it's it's it's not a it's not a good fantasy season for me should I just send it straight to your

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dad no he's got he's got a tough matchup this week coming up he's playing me not a tough matchup but next week he's got a

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tough match up against upset him we have to upset because if I win I have three

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more games left if I win those three I'll end Seven and Seven there's the slimmest possibility that I might be

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able to tie fourth place and overtake them based off of whatever the if it's

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points for I think I'd win that maybe I have kind of a low points for I

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have the highest is I have the highest points against in that League yeah well um

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anyways no matter what happens it's a good day of football I mean listen that that Eagles Bill's game was like game of

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the that was not game of the year but it was like instant classic it's going to be top five games of the year yeah great

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game fantastic game you could just feel the bills we're gonna lose that um but it was a great day of football no matter what happens um also anybody listening

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go follow us on threads I know it sounds cringe sounds really cringe yeah Alex is

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on there blowing it up [ __ ] blowing up blowing up building a real community

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getting in arguments too getting accused of being a Chiefs fan yeah what the fck

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I went in there and I liked all of your comments so hell yeah brother at least no I mean that guy was a [ __ ] so I

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don't I don't know he he said the he said that momes glazing is crazy which it is but that throw that he had on

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Monday night against C against Philly in that situation on like third and 15 he throws it 50 yards in the air

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drops it into the Bread Basket and it's just dropped like that's a throw of the Year under pressure too that was a great

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throw anyways whatever um uh let's see uh according to you

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according to Leighton um Saudi Arabia is gonna have a Six Flags so that is

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correct they're breaking ground their their um token ride is gonna be a ride

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called Falcons flight it's gonna be from the highest point of the ride to the lowest point of the ride 640 feet is the

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height difference um that breaks the current world record of 456 feet that's

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the tallest coaster that out of the water is this is

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this gonna be where I don't know if I want to make

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this joke is this G to be where they train their

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uh you know I'm gonna let people just guess what I was going to say I'm just going to let them guess I'm not going to

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say Saud Arabia is actually a country in the Middle East that the United States

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does not hate I believe um I'm not gonna I'm not gonna make the joke I'm gonna

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let people understand I'm gonna let them make some assumptions on what I was gonna say um now the flight simulator

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will be a separate

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attraction but any so the ride will also go I mean the jokes right themselves come on like

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that's that's crazy yeah the the ride will go 156

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miles per hour at its fastest moment and be I think two and a half miles

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long okay I'm not I'm not gonna make the joke you know I'll make the joke on our

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threads account and it's not going to make any sense because there's no context behind it but

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if you are listening to this and you want to know what the joke is then go to our threads account and check my tweet

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or my my Sunday November 26 at

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9:18 I'm just gonna pause this so I can properly write the joke okay well hopefully you paused the

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show and went to our threads account to understand that that joke so um don't

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say anything more don't say anything else worth it yeah it's definitely worth it absolutely not just a flat joke um

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Black Friday Leon did you go did you go shopping on Black Friday I did go

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shopping but not for Black Friday items I just needed to make a grocery trip I

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don't think they counts as shopping for Black Friday though actually I had to get motor oil because my brother was

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down and needed his oil changed when does it when is that guy not down seriously when is his car not not broken

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you ruin the car like you want to know what's crazy so he has a new sound it's

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making and it's just the occasional like click type sound but it sounds really

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weird and so I you know had the hood open and I'm looking for where that sound's coming from while the engine's

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running and I see on the side of his serpentine belt you know that's going around there's just a spark coming off

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of it occasionally and I'm like what the heck

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so then I look it up and it's it's actually something that can happen sometimes and you just need a new serpentine belt but it's like homies got

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to get that fixed oh my God somebody lik hold on

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somebody liked the the uh the Finish to the joke so

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somebody's gonna listen to it somebody some one person will so I got go like it

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I'll blow it up yeah uh Black Friday is does not exist anymore in this

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country I don't think does because the best I saw was 40% off

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insane no nobody's we shouldn't be getting up for less than I feel like the

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max should be like 90% that should be like the maximum they should do that's what they used to

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do yeah every once while you find a 90% off it's like like an Xbox One for

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example I think they were like $60 off so instead of being you know $450 they

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were $390 something like that but it's like that's that console's been out for

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like six years like who's taking advantage of this sale like I would have just bought it any other day and they

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have an Xbox One X out don't they have the the Xbox what's there's a new one

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out too right I the third one there's that big that big literally just a

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box I do know what you're talking about it looks like a refrigerator B

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basically they have that one so it's like the third generation it's like the third oldest one

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now freaking same as an Xbox One there's no difference

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yeah but yeah Friday is horrible yeah Walmart had like because I I think I

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went on the Wednesday before Thanksgiving and then also Black Friday just a coincidence that I had to keep

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getting crap at Walmart but they had just the aisles lined with these yellow tubs that were

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all wrapped up on Wednesday then come Friday they took the wrapping off and it was like oh here's pillows for a couple

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dollars and like all this random stuff and that was the Black Friday stuff because they're not going to have their

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employees change out all the stickers of everything else in the store so it's like they just had some stuff that was

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on sale we went to Target and maybe found

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three like signs that said Black Friday deal like that's it there was nothing

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there was nothing going on and I didn't even I mean we got up I mean we went to like the mall at like 2 o'clock or

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three o'clock in the afternoon so it's not like we were getting up at 6: am like some of these losers do and and go

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and buy a cheap TV like they got nothing going on Black Friday is dead used to be

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a tradition where we would beat the crap out of old people trying to find a great great deal people would die on Black

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Friday what happened what happened what happened to The Assault on Black Friday

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we took the assault out of we took we took you know what I'm gonna pause it

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and make another joke that only Leighton can hear yeah we took we there's nothing that can top the joke

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I just made and I just can't make it I feel like I mean I can make it I just

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don't want to risk don't want to get cancell it's not worth don't think the joke is worth the risk if it was a if it

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was a like massive you know if it was like this crazy good joke that would make us

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go viral then I would do it but it's more of a throwaway joke so it's not worth it to me um I know we sound we

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sound like those comedians that are like we're so edgy and then they just tell like a few jokes about JFK getting

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shot yeah like who who's that even going to offend JFK's descendants

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I feel like they probably laugh about it well I his are his descendants even alive anymore I mean they're all dying

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very quickly yeah there's the RFK is the closest one right yeah yeah he's running he sounds like he's gonna

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die anyways let's talk Thanksgiving let's talk a little Thanksgiving before we get into the Christmas movie Draft

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um what what did you do on Thanksgiving Leon yeah so

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I I think I went to bed at like 3:00 a.m. and then the day of I guess and

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then I woke up at freaking 7 a.m. didn't set any alarms for that early I just

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woke up and was wide awake so my day was did I get hammered the night before

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what were you hammered when you woke up no no that doesn't seem like enough time to sleep off a an intoxication no I was

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good I was good in the morning but then yeah so then I went to Dakotas for her

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families and then I went to my familyes afterwards but I was so tired all day that it kind of ruined my day but it was

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still nice seeing family well you are you know my house

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has the hurricane shutters up still yes because well we left we left

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them up through the end of hurricane season so I don't have to go through and put up again because it's a pain in the

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ass so I just haven't taken him down yet so I finally took him down on

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Thanksgiving because we were gonna have people over and they were like well I don't know if we want to have people seeing our shutters I was like plenty of

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people have seen our shutters they drive by our house every day I think it's okay but I ended up taking down the shutters

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I fought about 10 wasps and I won I won the war if I saw a wasp I would have

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just gone back inside and said like can't thing about shutters is that wasps

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love building their nests inside of shutters

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yeah I'm so afraid I'm definitely afraid of flying bugs ain't no way I went

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through a can of raid just in this battle and then I had to get a hose and

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basically every time I would take a shutter off before I would go through

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because it like the design is like like it goes out and then comes back in and

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then out and back in so like I guess I have no clue why maybe the wind for some something for the wind but I would stick

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the hose in each of the little holes and just flood them I would just flood them out of there like that uh like that

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tsunami in Japan just [ __ ] flooding them out of there getting them out and I won I won the battle there was a few

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that still had nest and guess what I I went around and killed them on purpose I they weren't even bothering me

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and I went out I went around and did it because [ __ ] wasps yeah I hate them they they they

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will bother me even if I'm not doing anything so I'm going to do it to them [ __ ] chaotically intolerant declares war

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on wasps I will absolutely declare war on wasps if Peta I think I think they're

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terrorist organizations first of all they they attack they attack like unnecessary people people who are just

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not doing anything they attack you and if Peta supports not killing wasps then I think Peta supports a terrorist

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organization agree it's pretty simple I mean peta peta just loves terrorists so

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um we're GNA get sued uh it's all it's parody law that's all

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it is parody law uh let's see what else you got anything else Leon I don't think we have that was my Thanksgiving I had

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Chinese food on Thanksgiving there's one Chinese place open on Thanksgiving so was it the time

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off of B uh the one by the Publix like all the

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way down like basically on Bay Road yeah yeah that's it that's the only one that was open no I mean I some people said

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they felt bad for him I was like they're they're literally the only place open they're making money they

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actually there was a guy that worked there that went to my church years and years ago and it like is like

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a illegal immigrant situation I don't care they make good

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food they do I don't care there was great food I don't care what

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happened yeah as long as you as long as you make good food I don't care whatever

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but yeah and then we also had the leftover food from our friends giving um

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that me and Leighton had a very good time at we didn't yeah we didn't wake up very

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feeling had a great time home I I don't know how you stayed up

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till six at home I I don't understand that I was I passed out on my bed as soon as I got I couldn't pass out cuz I

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was blowing up the bathroom no if I stayed up later I would

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have thrown up but no as soon as I got on my bed literally Sam was like handing me my toothbrush and my contact case and

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I didn't shower I just I didn't even get under the covers I just laid on top of the covers and went to sleep and I did not feel good the next

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day I was like stumbling out of bed not a good

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day that makes me not want to touch alcohol for a little while I didn't even

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drink that much that night the alcohol is not the problem for

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me well uh let's do our Christmas movie

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Draft sounds good um we're you know what I'm not searching up the random number

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generator I'm just doing number [ __ ] never mind I have to

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uh I don't think we did the wheel the past couple weeks too so that's that's a problem we got to go through and do it

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yeah I know we didn't last week

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[ __ ] all right Leon give me give me a number

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um 37 the amount of points the Eagles put up

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uh I'm gonna go 27 for the number of points the Colts put up Big

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Win Win God damn it um this one's tough because I feel

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like I feel like there's a lot of one like the top three we going to have in

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common however I do really want to get that top one so I'm going to go with first first pick first pick I'm not

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really sure which one is your top

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one I feel like it's very easy I think it's pretty easy

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too but I'm not you're also you're also poo poo brain so no you're [ ] [ ]

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you you throw away all these drafts so who you're you I I oh you know what you want to bring like you know what I

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forgot I won the [ __ ] last draft I won it I won it uh so dumb

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20% draft was unamerican what are you talking about apple pie is is as

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American as it gets it's as American as a fortune cookie you got freaking ham

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for your freaking Thanksgiving ham and Big Max and mac and

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cheese what the heck is going on you literally had Chinese on Thanksgiving

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what do you know about Thanksgiving draft I mean that that Thanksgiving didn't count compared to the other

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Thanksgiving I had so lick my balls dude lick my balls surprised you didn't

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choose orange chicken for your we actually had sesame chicken not

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[ __ ] orange chicken I really like the beef flow there I had I think I think the sesame

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chicken was the best thing but they had good crab I love crab crab rangon so I'm not the biggest fan because I

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really don't like cream cheese at all as you know

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that's well I think cream cheese may be ruined for all of us um it was already

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ruined prior to the cupcake incident yeah I think I'm not saying I we have to redo

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that but I feel like it would be necessary to redo it with better cupcakes yeah I literally cannot stand

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cream cheese well that's yeah I think we that first fight and it's like great this

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this entire thing is cream cheese I think it was like you're a dome team you're a dome team and I was an

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outdoor team like I'm playing in the snow all the time you're playing in the dome you don't know how to [ __ ] handle all these different elements you

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can only handle the typical buttermilk frosting I'm I'm doing cream cheese I'm

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doing buttermilk I'm doing I'm doing all of it you can put any frosting on my freaking thing just not cream cheese I

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actually keep crying next time next time you're going to say I don't like chocolate frosting chocolate frosting

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you can put anything on my burger just don't put freaking mushrooms on it and we're

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good that's like that's not even a that's not even like a extremely common thing that's like a Artisan burger that

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that doesn't even compare to cream cheese cream cheese is is a common thing to go on first pick is

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Elf oh my goodness elf okay that was you

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know it's not that I hate the movie but I just we watch it all the

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time I feel like office Christmas movies I'm a little yeah like I've been

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watching the office a lot lately too so like we moved to Arrested Development

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and oh you like Arrested Development I adore that show Sam has seen it I love

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Arrested Development though I I can watch it through 50 million times I told

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well the first time Sam tried to watch it she was like this isn't funny I don't get it I was like okay whatever we'll

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move on and then yesterday I told her like no you actually need to pay attention like watch it and like kind of

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pick up on some things and she thinks it's hilarious now so funny we we were just watching

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uh we watched this morning we watched for British Eyes Only gocha Mr

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f for British eyes only

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that show's so good I actually it I actually like to think

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they teach

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me all right um I'm gonna go with my first one let's see here I mean this is like I

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feel like it's really hard to miss on

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this I'm gonna go I'm g go with home alone for the first one the first home

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alone just because uh it's a classic I mean how can you how can you not I mean Joe pesi just plays I think he's like

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the perfect character in that too Mar mcau Cen that like launched his

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career and and now he's quarterback for the

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Bengals yeah he is what what a career for him clap it up from a kulen Bengals

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quarterback starting quarterback Mall a Cen highest fate NFL player of all

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time um all right next one this is one of my Classics I watch this one every

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Christmas Eve um I'm gonna go

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with the Santa Claus Tim Allen bro throw away pick what is homeboy doing what are

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you talking about the Santa Claus feeding me this D he go what are you home alone I mean I give you eles

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obviously alone is good home alone Santa Claus is one of the best Christmas

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movies out there and I don't want to hear anybody talk about some [ __ ] movie from the 40s hold on hold on hold

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on if you draft Like It's a Wonderful Life you lose the draft immediately lose

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it you lose it a I've got an old one kind of on Deck

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but um I won't pick it unless you take some of mine yeah those movies just I don't know

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I mean maybe maybe it's the Gen Z in me but like I just I just can't watch them

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I just can't watch those older movies even when they're in color I still can't watch them I don't get the comedy doesn't it

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just doesn't it's not funny when they try to do comedy have you ever seen those movies try to do comedy yeah it's like my wife is pissing

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me off I'm gonna slap the [ __ ] out of her by Boomers for Boomers yeah all right

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you got two okay so I'm gonna go with National

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Lampoons Christmas vacation that was that was the one that was on deck for me

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I would say that's a pretty good classic so that means I have three

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more okay I'm not going to do that

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one I'm GNA do a Christmas story because I do absolutely adore that movie and I

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watch it every I do too I honestly I mean I wouldn't have drafted

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it underated I think so many people sleep on it well the pro I think it's well it's

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done that thing where it's like people hated on it so much or it was loved and then people

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wanted to hate on it for so for so long because it was so loved and it's like coming back around now A Christmas Story

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is it's one of those that does hold up I think it's because it's a common story it's like the kid wants his [ __ ] Red

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Rider BB gun and he shoots himself in the eye and that that scene with the kid

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eating the food and he's doing the it's ridiculous it's disgusting I

33:46

want to punch that kid in the mouth it's so

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funny um I'm looking at some of these like I I search just like Google you know

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Christmas movies and like Eyes Wide Shut is on there as a Christmas

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movie I was looking at the Rotten Tomatoes one and there was a like they

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had die hard on there of course but then they had a bunch more where Batman Returns is on there that's the one with

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the penguin which like it takes place dur just because it takes place doesn't during Christmas doesn't mean it's a

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Christmas movie I think it has to have something to do with Christmas Christmas has to be

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involved in the plot at some point yeah I don't get it

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um uh let's

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see that I have so many that like I don't want to take this High you know there's like so many underrated ones

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that I feel like if I take them too high it's just so difficult

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um all right I'll do this one I'll take

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uh [ __ ] I kind of don't want to do this but I'll do it it's Bill Murray um I'll

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take Scrooged with Bill Murray I've never seen it throw nobody's ever seen it easy

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win for me um do you know the eaner Scrooge story that

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he's like a grumpy old bastard that hates everyone and wants everyone to die

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well uh it's just a better take on that it's just a it's a comedic take on that because Bill Murray's a

35:44

goat do you not like Bill Murray as an actor I mean I would to say I dislike

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him but he's just kind of whatever like I don't hate his work or anything but you don't

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I got Matthew MCC you don't know [ ] you don't know [ ] M as a comedian Bill Murray is a

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comedian so it's like you know I love groundhog day but it's like I don't

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watch it and adore the actor in it you're a [ __ ] um I'm gonna

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go I'm gonna go uh I'm not I don't think you're I'm

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not going Krampus and I don't think you'll go Krampus either I've never seen that's just a ridiculous Christmas movie

36:34

it's it's the same thing like they released the Thanksgiving movie a horror movie about

36:41

Thanksgiving just I'm sick and tired of it so sick and tired of the horror everything has to be horror

36:47

now right except Five Nights at Freddy's that's true they're I heard

36:53

they're doing I heard they're doing like a bunch now they're like doing like seven of them now not just a Trilogy

36:59

they're doing like maybe they'll get the second one right you know they can try um I'm gonna go

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with now I don't know if this is a CHR have you ever seen Trading Places with Eddie Murphy and I don't

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know if it's a Christmas movie because it takes place around Christmas as a Christmas

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movie but they had all sorts of I know that's that's the problem I I I

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don't know if I can take Trading Places you know what let's call in my dad my my father will know you can do the thing

37:35

that people I movie that I've never heard of they're already because you've never seen it

37:43

mine anyway you already lost dude hold on hey

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Dad we're calling in the expert hey can you come here for a

37:55

second I got a question

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buy a Dr ince is is Trading Places a Christmas movie I consider it a Christmas movie okay perfect I'm taking

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Trading Places it's not technically a Christmas

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movie wait hold on during Christmas was Christmas a part of the plot is it a major part of the plot

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major part this is like the Die Hard do you think Die Hard is a Christmas movie

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be quiet over there I don't think either Christmas movie if you're facing as a big part of the plot is AIG part of plot

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it's not yes it is on we got the Brain Trust over

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here Christmas if you want to throw away your

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draft and pick Trading Places go for I trust the Trading Places is enough

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of a Christmas movie to take it so what are your other picks I have a

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bunch of them I'm I'm going to take I'm gonna take the Jim Carrey howly Grinch Stole Christmas

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shoot did I take it that was [ __ ] you let's

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go and and apparently they're making a new one another one with Jim

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care oh okay yeah that one's such a good movie

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so li My Balls Lon I took your pick well I'm gonna take your face

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off okay so now I'm on picks four and

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five I'm gonna do A Charlie Brown

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Christmas it's good it's good BR

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who it's not one that everyone watches every year but it's like if you if you

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as you grow older don't appreciate Charlie Brown you're kind of an Al no I

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love Charlie Brown I I I have a I bought a peanut sweatshirt for the holiday season but I just don't know inom was

40:20

Chas training places and he has the audacity to hate on A Charlie Brown Christmas right now well then I just stole your [ __ ] pick I just made the

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right pick so lick my balls Leon lick my balls anyway so Charlie Brown Christmas

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trumps your entire draft and

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then oh I don't really like my last three I

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have here I was really hoping to get How the Grinch Stole Christmas that's

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annoying um I'm gonna go with if it's too close to Scrooged i' understand but

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I was going to do A Christmas Carol the Jim Carrey one I think it's Jim

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Carrey it's not the same movie I mean it's not so it's a it's the same plot

41:08

but I think you could there's a lot of movies that have the same plot line I think they tell like the same

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story so I think that's fine yay I

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win bro if this audience doesn't freaking pick mine y'all are tripping

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uh that first off I despise that animation style it just it's gross to me

41:34

it is so disgusting how they do that supposed to be creepy yeah it's disgusting I cannot

41:42

stand it I don't understand why a Christmas movie looks like that I want my Christmas to be to be [ __ ] bright

41:49

colors and and all this [ __ ] um all right let me look at my let me

41:55

look at what I have here here Home Alone the Santa Claus Scrooge T the Grinch Stole Christmas apparently I've already

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thrown away my entire draft um I'm gonna go with a I'm gonna go with

42:07

one I don't think you've seen this one I haven't seen I'm gonna assume you haven't seen

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it um I'm going with a Vince vongh special I'm going with bad

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santa wait no Fred claw Fred claw [ __ ] I me I meant Vince Von Fred claw Fred claw

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claw yeah I've never heard of it Alex try not to do obscure draft fix challenge sorry

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but I won the last draft so I don't know what you're talking about because you're rigging the freaking votes bro I'm not

42:38

rigging the freaking votes bro you don't know [ __ ] you don't know anything you just you just lose like

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you're you're losing you're just losing l l l that's that's what you got

42:52

right here this is what you got this is what you got coming to you L um okay Alex or actually Leighton elf

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Christmas Vacation A Christmas Story Charlie Brown Christmas and A Christmas Carol animated Jim Carrey version um

43:07

Alex home alone the Santa Claus Scrooged How the Grinch Stole Christmas with Jim

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Carrey and Fred Claus you dude FES yours

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is poo poo R Jim Carrey low key Christmas goat Christmas movie

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goat he's got two massive movies he's probably got another one he's just the family movie goat yeah

43:40

uh one of my honorable mentions is the family man with Nicholas

43:45

Cage I've never even heard of it bro with Nick Cage and Don Cheeto and it's

43:52

it's kind of like it's a wonderful life but it's just better and not as

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old my old movie I had Santa Claus is Coming to Town the like old oh the

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clation one yeah yeah I had I had the reindeer or Rudolph the rednose reindeer

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one too both all those I think all those movies are still very watchable I'm Mr

44:19

he Meister I'm Mr White Christmas I'm Mr

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snow that's they hated each other they had major beef they their beef was was

44:32

legendary they knew they foot in Fr of the

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other soon you'll be walking out the door yeah those are Classics another one

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love actually I've never seen it no I need to

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um Lethal Weapon which I know that's not technically a Christmas movie but what is this boy on right now I mean draft it

45:00

I was never going to draft great movie uh let's see what else um jingle all the

45:07

way oh op oh yeah jingle all the way it's a good one

45:14

um what else uh oh a Muppets Christmas Carol the Mickey the Mickey Mouse like

45:22

animated um it's like Scrooged but or you know Like A Christmas Carol uh

45:29

office Christmas party never seen that one it's with

45:34

Jason baitman and like a few other Olivia mun I think is in it too it's pretty funny

45:42

uh I don't really want to say Polar Express but I'm gonna say it because I feel like it needs to be

45:48

mentioned yeah I would not draft it because very overrated very creepy yeah

45:54

especially trying to re watch it as a teenager or young adult is almost

46:01

impossible oh Christmas with the cranks I'm not a big fan of that

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movie um let's see uh you're stupid um

46:12

you're poo poo head you're stupid uh they're saying gremlins gremlins is also

46:18

a Christmas movie okay I mean we're saying everything is a Christmas movie I think

46:24

I think part of dead happened at Christmas they were having sex during Christmas in the first Deadpool so let's

46:30

call that a Christmas movie too nnia has snow in it so that's a Christmas movie

46:35

Harry Potter I've heard from people Harry Potter are Christmas is a Christmas movie as

46:41

well all seven all seven of them are Christmas M or is there eight movies

46:48

like I always get confused I don't I don't pay attention to any of that stuff

46:54

I the British accent is not always my favorite thing in

47:00

anybody it's just not it's I guess it depending on the British accent you know

47:06

what I mean wizard har if it's if it's one of those like kind of lighter ones more the elegant ones I'm like yeah

47:12

that's that's nice not me not herione yeah but like making it through Ted

47:18

lasso with some of those accents like ke's accent is hard hard to make

47:27

it's all right it's all right

47:36

referee okay let's do numbers we haven't done numbers in a while so yeah boy

47:42

um all right what what's your number I'm 29 all the way

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through

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um let me think bro why can't I find it I guess I'll go

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with 37 all the way

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through that doesn't copy anyone else right

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37 yeah we'll do that feel like that's gonna hit I think

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that too that's why I chose it I'm I'm kind of feeling that one

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actually for real I think that's going to hit uh let's do it this is for

48:31

episode 118 correct yes 118 I gotta get better at the at spinning the wheel with the

48:38

other guests I just forget about it we're cooking about football that guest column is so bare three two one spin big

48:48

money big money big money what is that nine nine

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nine are you writing them down yeah I'll put them down

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okay number nine all right next one n happened on episode

49:09

72 that's I think that might be our first

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repeat I don't know if that's

49:23

true yeah you're right there's no way we hav't bro

49:29

98 98 we had 99 we are not coming close

49:37

Leon not we had 96 twice

49:44

before I don't think this I think this I think this wheel is rigged against us it literally is I think they watch yeah and

49:52

they know it's rigged it's rigged here we go here we go here

49:59

we dang 26 no

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26 one more right one more one more yeah one more this is today's episode so this

50:11

would be I don't know I feel like if some all the marbles if one of us won on the other ones I think they would think

50:17

it's like chicken [ __ ] you know little it's a little Mickey Mouse those are all

50:24

warmups here we go this is we got it this is it this is

50:29

it big money big money big money

50:35

dude 18 18 pton

50:41

Manning well lame oh no Leighton disappeared whoops

50:48

there he is all right we had three repeats today

50:53

three repe every number nine 18 and 26 have all happened before

51:01

damn time to just start picking previous

51:08

numbers feel like 96 96 might be a good one I'm gonna sit on 29 29's got to hit

51:15

29 has to hit at some point it's numbers it's odds right so uh again

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