Andrew Luck's Triumphant Return, Lauren Boebert and Movie Grid | Episode 112

Lleyton Bowl is Looming Colts beat the Packers 31-28 in Tecmo Bowl Lauren Beobert LOVES Regional Performances of Beetlejuice Captian Andrew Luck returns to Thursday Night Football Movie Grid, Immaculate Grid and Daily Dozen from @TheDozenTrivia Boned up on Barry Sanders Appreciation Day Checkout our website! chaoticallyintolerant.com Blog: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/blog Catch Summer Smash Here: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/sum... All Updates on Tecmo Bowl: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/tec... Meet the personalities of Chaotically Intolerant: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/per... Meet the Hall of Famers: https://chaoticallyintolerant.com/hal...

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all right welcome back episode 112 of chaotically intolerant

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um Layton 14 hours 15 hours from when this episode

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releases the Leighton Bowl will take place um how are you feeling

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I am 100 rooting for the bucks

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um just because it's more important that the Bucks went early than the Eagles because the Eagles are getting the playoffs no matter what

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um but the Bucks have things to prove because all these

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you know freaking Sports reporters CBS all these Garbo people oh you know bucks

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are competing for the the first draft pick no we're not

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we're getting the freaking NFC South Division title and we're making a

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playoff won't run until we meet the Eagles again then the Eagles will can win that one

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but yeah I'm so excited for Monday because if if the Bucks do lose

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obviously I'll be sad but then it's like you know okay the Eagles are seeing you what is it 7 16 or 17 I know I can't

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remember how many games there are anymore 17. the yeah yeah because if we have a score

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prediction hmm I think it's not going to be crazy

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high scoring I think it's going to be something probably similar to the Vikings where

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it's like 17 to 20. um I want to say a little bit higher than that so I'll just do like 24 to 21.

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and you will not and you will not be in attendance are we breaking news that you're not going to be in attendance the

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Bucks are not going to have you there supporting them not in the stadium unfortunately on television now

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yeah yeah man this is this is the biggest week of

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the city of of the season I think Colts have the Ravens tomorrow too your third team oh that's an easy dub

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shut the [ ] up like shut your [ ] mouth you already know it's partner minshu it's Gardner minshu

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this he's starting for the Ravens or something no for the Colts for the Colts

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okay he's the goat I mean he is pretty good he's actually I don't know how he

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hasn't had a permanent starting job he has a he is a good quarterback yeah send them to the Bears

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the Bears are guarding the super Justin Fields let's [ __ ] do it all right let's do it

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that's a fair trade yeah Justin Fields is literally putting up Jameis Winston stats right now it's

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crazy his coaching is horrendous like it is so bad oh my God they've had a week

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from hell they just had they just had a hundred thousand dollars worth of gardening equipment stolen from their Stadium

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I'm literally not even shooting a hundred thousand

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do they still have a dirt and grass field then is that what that's for yeah yeah okay they play on they play on

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grass which is good that's good but good Lord you have that stolen their

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defensive coordinator stepped down this week he stepped down for family reasons

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the media is like making it out to be like this guy like apparently he stepped down because he like touched kids or

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something they're acting like he did something heinous and Justin Fields when went on a media

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Rampage and was talking about how his coaching has been horrible and that's why he's bad

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foreign s were like every Bears fan was like oh

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bears are back bears are back like they're definitely back like before before the season started I

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feel like I feel like that kind of happened because the Bears didn't have the number one pick

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because they traded it away like they were the worst team in football last year and they had the number one pick and then they traded it away so I think

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going through the off season it was like oh the Bears had like the number eight or

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nine pick like they weren't a horrible football team last year and they can make some big steps to win some games if

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they win like six games this year they should be happy I mean at this point if they win like two games

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they should be happy literally but you know they get to play the

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Cardinals too like week like week six better than the Super Bowl it's we the week 16 Super

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Bowl is the Owen 15 Cardinals versus the Owen 15 bears

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it's gonna be the final score is going to be zero zero nobody's gonna score a point both quarterbacks are going to

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throw five interceptions a hundred sacks

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it's gonna be miserable uh by the time you're listening to this the Colts are

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two and one uh the Ravens are also two in one wait

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they won week one yeah they they're 2-0 right now um Joe burrow is literally just quitting on

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on football right now the [ __ ] just it's he literally signed his deal and he's like okay I'm done I'm over

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yeah that's crazy and now we might not play which I picked up Matt Stafford in our fantasy league

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because he plays against Joe burrow so I was like if burro doesn't play I can

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just throw in Matt Stafford because they play Monday night didn't you pick Jamar Chase that's first pick yeah yeah I did

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yeah I did I took him as number one I thought oh man I'm not gonna maybe I

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overthought it a little bit but I was like if I take Jamar Chase and I want bro as my quarterback that is the

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perfect one-two punch but but no no I'm a [ __ ] I should have

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taken Kirk Cousins and Justin Jefferson yeah I really should doesn't just popping off he's on Pace for over 6 000

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yards over 50 touchdowns and an Owen 17 record I saw the those funny that's how

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bad his defense is good Lord yeah but I agree in like my church

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league he drafted Jamar Chase first and then he got T Higgins and Joe burrow he

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has he's just playing in the Bengals team he's the worst in our league

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I'm the worst in our league although pretty good about my fantasy

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Devo Devo had a good night on Thursday night he got me 30 points I needed I

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needed like 30 points hello father

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you know we're on a recording you're in your underwear you can't see me no they can't see you what are you what are you

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doing what can they see right here yeah

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I don't know what the appropriate reaction to that was there is an inappropriate reaction

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um speaking of football uh tecmoballs back I won in overtime over the Packers

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dramatic win we're going to the Super Bowl okay we're

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going to the Super Bowl it's it's decided this team is so [ __ ] good I can clinch the division with the wins

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play on easy mode there's there's actually no modes you give this game is so old you can't even

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do easy or hard mode the technical ball because I think I've

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played it against a friend and on defense you just pick a play and hope

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it's this play that yeah that's wild to you bro I kind of like it like like obviously if

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you pick a pass plane you don't pick the correct pass play but they drop into coverage it's easier to stop other pass

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plays yeah like if you pick a run play and the offense runs a pass play like you're dead like there's no way you're

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able to stop it I I just sell I sell on the run like or I sell on the past so

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like I only pick pass and I'm I gave up 290 rushing yards

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that's almost the NFL record when I gave up but I only gave up eight passing

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yards I gave up one completion for eight yards thanks so it evens out I'm like

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the number seven defense in football right now defense

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that's exactly what it is and I'm number seven overall I think I'm

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pretty I'm chilling I'm chilling I'm good if I win Wednesday night I clinch the division

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um and then I just gotta clinch the one seat I'm getting close to clinching the one seed

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Colts fan making his own happiness this is the only way we're going to the Super Bowl because Anthony Richardson

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can't even stay healthy speaking of sad Colts fans Andrew Luck

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also appeared on Thursday Night Football um in a union not a Confederate a union

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outfit from the Civil War why

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uh because there is an old Twitter account called Captain Andrew Luck

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um from like 10 years ago and it's basically just because Andrew Luck looks like a civil war

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person like a Civil War General and they would just write tweets like it was

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Andrew Luck but he was writing like letters home to his to his mother in the war actually

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let me let me read the Tweet off that it said um it made me extremely sad having

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to uh having to uh see that I mean I'm happy

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to see Andrew Luck happy but it made me cry this was when he retired he said dearest

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friends I hope this letter finds you all well life on the Family Farm is just as

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I remembered I have been I have been what the I have been up at

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the crack of dawn each day sometimes oh here we go it's it was in cursive and

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it's like horrible cursive I couldn't read it let me see this um each day sometimes crap crowing

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before the rooster oh how he hates to be beaten the Hogs were so happy to see me they could barely contain themselves in

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the pen dearest mother is in tremendous Spirits she was elated for my final

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return all in one piece she insists I pass along her well wishes and assure

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you she fully intends to keep the unit stocked with batches of squirrel oil for your upcoming battles

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oh the times we had out on our campaigns throughout the years I feel as though I was just a youth who

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hardly had two neck beard whiskers to rub together when I first unholstered my sidearm

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how we have all grown one hard-fought battle after another from that frozen

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tundra to face the horned barbarians I recall sleeping in a deer carcass to

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keep warm to combating those painted pirate Ruffians in their land without light

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then there were the steel men who battled in a pit and who could forget the orange Horsemen

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good thing we packed extra air since their land had so little of course we were Hoodwinked by the deserter

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McDaniels but that was serpendipitous as it led to the appointment of the esteemed General

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Reich we broke hardtack and subsequently teeth together

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shared mother's homemade goodies such as spiced raccoon Knuckles and sugared Sky

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thigh skunk thighs as we stared up at the VA at the sky imagining what it

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would be like to once and for all reach the great Bowl Valley I of course plan on following your every

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move in the future starting with your first battle against the lightning men the San Diego Chargers in that formatted

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land Sandy San oh Sandy go I will first I will be first in line as

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soon as the papers are off the press with the latest news of your engagements and I hope to get letters from time to

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time informing me of your adventures finally I would be remiss if I did not

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tell you serving along each and every one of you was a joy and honor we lost

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battles we won battles but we did it all together one Mighty unit while true I shall not be on the field

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with you physically henceforth my spirit will always take the form of a cult and I will be with you as you hopefully

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make your triumphant march to Bull Valley allow me to leave you with this never

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have I seen such talent courage and determination in the eyes of those around me my resolve was strong because

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my belief in my unit's abilities was unwavering You Soldiers your unit is greater than

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the sum of its parts each one of you has the fearlessness heart and grit to make a difference on the field

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yet the group working as one wins the battle please take care of yourselves

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and one another Andrew some people have way too much time

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laughs that was when he retired let me find

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let me find the one crazy when he said no not a farewell

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because he came back he was on Thursday night football dressed up he answered some some stuff like questions he said

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okay the account tweeted dearest mother my beard has been tapered but not tampered thusly I shall resume my quiet

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days in my Appalachian cabin reading to the birds a basket with spiced Beaver thighs and

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fresh squirrel oil is on the way it was lovely to correspond once more I love you Andrew oh sorry that was May 22nd

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there's the where is the tweet

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no I'm gonna find this you know what I'll just go to the actual

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account yeah like I can't imagine trying to run an account like that like this well he

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actually doesn't have to do it that much right like he said his last tweet was May 22nd

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before that was May 8th March 29th like he's tweeting like once every

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couple weeks okay this was the tweet that he sent out when when he appeared

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dearest mother I hope my appearance on the magical moving picture box filled you with joy as you can see my resolve

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has never been more robust squirrel oil and your pepper chipmunk feet have kept

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me sturdy life is Splendid give the cows my best I love you Andrew

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it all just makes me sad man it's just what could have been I could have been I could have had what

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the Eagles had last year every I've already I've already decided every Super Bowl that Patrick Mahomes has won has an

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asterisk every Super Bowl that's happened has an asterisk because Andrew Luck is not playing on that team

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I don't know much about Andrew Luck but did he ever go to a Super Bowl no he didn't so shut the [ __ ] up

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uh interesting he went to the he was he was in the AFC

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Championship when deflategate happened that was who the Patriots were playing

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um he never really had a great team surrounding him the Colts failed him

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time and time again um that's why I will always defend him to the end of days because some people say he quit on the Colts but the guy had

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a [ __ ] lacerated kidney from from playing football so what do you tell me

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I mean good Lord so he's weak shut the [ __ ] up Leighton I will I will

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go to war I will I will go to war with you on this this is not a battle you want to fight

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with me sounds like Andrew Luck's already in the war he well no he's escaped the war now he's

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fine now he's helping out he's with mother and her chipmunk be

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actually a meal like I've never heard of it sounds like I think it's just like

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the writer was like trying to make it sound like it was something I can't imagine anybody's actually eating

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if I like had started an account like that and needed to keep up I just start having chat GPT write them

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I'm sure they have it I'm sure that's what they do now well that one was specific but there were other ones from

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like earlier I bet you he had like some sort of chat gbt assistance on it at

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least yeah but I bet he makes money off of it so like

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that could just be a good Financial thing to do because I don't think Andrew Luck doesn't write it or anything that's

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not his thing yeah but um let's talk about something else uh

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have you ever been to a local production of Beetlejuice before no I have not

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um do you think any of our politicians have done that before

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been to a local production of build any any politician in the United States have they ever done that

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I would think so um what do you think is the correct decorum to uh to act like how should you

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act when you're at a local production of of Beetlejuice because no

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congresswoman Lauren bobert um

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is is not on that list the the person that comes out you know said I'm not making a political stance it's very

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ironic that she's the one that's that's you know always yelling about the

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transgender like drag queen stuff I don't even know

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what they're actually talking about like against it yeah like against like drag shows or

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something gotcha and um well who amongst us hasn't

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attended a local production of Beetlejuice and been extremely horny uh she was on a first date with a guy just

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getting just getting felt up you know just just really getting felt up is this a story she was explaining

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no no this she got kicked out of a theater because of this gotcha let me

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you know what I can actually pull this up so recently she was at a local production of Beetlejuice in Colorado

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the staff there saw that you know stuff was going down at herself she was

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apparently she was vaping she was getting like really animated when the songs were going on she was like really

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dancing crazy she was being loud people asked her to be quiet

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and she was also like she was feeling up on her date

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like really like groping him and he was like really going at it and before you

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watch this footage before you watch this footage of it there's footage

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um I'm gonna say wood that definitely that I understand

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just always you'll see you'll see

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this one this might not be I want to find because there's like

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voice-overs of it I don't want a voice over of it let's play it muted or something

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yeah I don't know I just don't know if this shows all of it like they only showed some of it

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so okay it's the guy who's doing the hail Hitler right now yeah

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she just blew the Vape cloud

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hey woman be quiet she says oh look at look at what she's doing bruh yeah what

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the

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why would you also dude this is a packed Auditorium look at

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look at him grabbing her grabbing her tits just just grabbing them now let's

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let's pause it right there hold on let's go back a little bit whoops went a

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little too far back I mean with that dress can you blame the

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guy can you see no I would never understand

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[Laughter]

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that's it hold on we gotta find more yeah go back or yeah because I feel like I don't see

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too much this is a seven minute uh well no

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no I don't want to see this guy talking about it I want to see anybody talking about it I want to see the whole video

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and I have something to think about

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is this it how long is this one two minutes

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yeah go to the most replayed this is just showing them

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well this one has 1.6 million views the mystery man is a Democrat

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oh maybe this is Romeo and Juliet

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yeah we should be supporting them there's nothing wrong here

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right I don't think there's anything really wrong here I think just the vaping oh The Vape

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there I think when the lights cut off is when things really happen

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what the [ __ ] all right chill out lady that just just

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the hand raising deserves to be kicked out immediately you there is never a situation where you're

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at the local production of Beetlejuice where you feel like you need to raise your hand like that the light is

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reflecting off the guy's head in front of her she's just like spamming light at the and now she's Spanish people next to her

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yeah for sure like they must have had some drinks before this happened or

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something

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foreign

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there it is there it is

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who Among Us who Among Us this isn't even like this oh there it is

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no way that's crazy wild that's crazy like 15

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people within five feet of them explain to me how this how a production

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of Beetlejuice is a packed house as well I mean who who is going to see Beetlejuice yeah Broadway Colorado I

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guess look at her dancing bro and then she has her hand on his thigh

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like wrapped around his thigh um

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I wonder what they did afterwards

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wow this is really the whole seven minute video huh well like it it is it's so ironic that

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she's the one saying you don't need to be doing all that stuff out in public

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and and look at this person I mean just just the dancing alone deserves to be kicked out you can't dance at a

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production of people there's no there's no song are in Beetlejuice I don't even know

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I mean I think I only know the movie really but it's like there's no songs in that I've never even seen the movie it's

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weird Tim Burton is weird to me he's a weird guy he's got the mom from Home Alone in it

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yeah and Alec Baldwin's in it too hello

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yeah that is I am curious what a a musical performance a Beetlejuice looks

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like now I I really don't care to see what you said musical this

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and do your thing yeah there's just gonna be a bunch of people just

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just groping each other at a local production of Beetlejuice after this

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oh boy okay um you want to do trivia sure it's that time

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all right let's let's pull it up here let's get

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also this just in I think the Federal Reserve is not expected to lower

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interest rates for another year now mortgage rates are expected to exceed eight percent

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I saw that um they said they might raise it no I thought they said they would raise it one more time before the end of

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the year I think they're gonna I know for a fact they aren't lowering it so it's yeah it's likely gonna raise a

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little bit yeah hold on I have actually a new Immaculate grid for movies

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whoa a movie Immaculate grid that's pretty so

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let me just all right so

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we have director Dennis Villanueva genre action released from 2000 to 2010 then

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Jake Gyllenhaal Amy Adams and Josh Brolin where do we want to go first let's do

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it isn't Nightcrawler wasn't that prior to 2010

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I could be wrong I think that was I feel like they were like 2012 or like he has a bunch of

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movies just right after 2010. yeah

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um what's that Disney movie with Amy Adams the is it Ella Enchanted or just Enchanted oh it just Enchanted

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yeah that was like 2007 or something oh let's go let's go

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that movie's actually kind of good like it's not a bad movie

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I enjoy it I don't know who Josh Brolin is brawling

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he's the guy who played Thanos so a huge purple hole

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yeah or I do like um or for Action you could maybe just do

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one of the got it let's go everyone wants to die

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well Gyllenhaal was Nightcrawler in action I wouldn't say so he's in a lot of

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Thrillers and dramas but like the the genre is so loosely played you

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know what I mean like they do um Spider-Man is it far from home

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because that yeah that for sure is action

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let's go uh what did Amy had when did Amy Adams Even do

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an action movie you could try the movie nocturnal

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animals but that's more of a thriller drama kind of I think I think Dennis

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villanuevo did that you think so I think he directed that

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because Gyllenhaal and Amy Adams were both in it yeah that's the only movie I

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have no idea who the dentist Nuevo is Damned didn't get it

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thing I he's he did oh well Josh Brolin's in dune

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I know that yeah um he directed dune he directs trash

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movies huh so he directs trash movies

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you don't like Dune what is there to like

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them walking through the desert with advertisements of freaking Zendaya my

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mom loves Dune because she read the book when she was a kid so like she loves you you can love a book and that

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like I just what is it a three-hour movie and just like nothing happened I

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don't making the second one second one's coming out in like February I think yeah

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I will not be seeing it what was Gyllenhaal in from 2000 to 2010

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um bro what wasn't he in

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I like so many Jake Gyllenhaal movies but there's even 2000 and 2010's hard though

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that's really hard because I think prisoners came out after that I thought I think Nightcrawler might have come out

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after 2010 I think nocturnal animals also came out after 2010

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yeah um it was also in was Love and Other Drugs have you seen

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that did that come out after I feel like that might have been 2010 or after

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like it's I think it's really close you could Donnie Darko Donnie Darko when wait when

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was that in 1990 I thought that was in 1999 though I thought it was like 2002.

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because he's young in that but not that young oh there you go big money big money big

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money let's go um Amy Adams in an action movie oh oh what was that alien movie she did

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she just did it she did it like five six years ago

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um I have no idea [ __ ] it was

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I can't remember what it was called um

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it wasn't signs it was a signs are so good

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life Maybe oh a rival is that arrival yeah yeah

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yeah that might classify No it didn't

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what the [ __ ] there's not much action in that

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I thought it because like alien it's always like they they clap they can classify it as an action

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laughs I don't know now is she in like like is there like a

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spy movie with Amy Adams in it oh wait hold on I'm stupid I'm a [ __ ]

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yeah it's Lois Lane what the [ __ ]

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um all right Josh Brolin because we're not gonna get the Dennis Villanueva one

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Josh Brolin from 2000 to 2010.

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when was No Country for Old Men released late 2007 I think it definitely was in

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that era I think I'm pretty sure

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got it we got it that's our best one seven out of nine that's better than any of the other

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grids we've done well that one I can actually help a little bit with

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oh so the the director guy did prisoners and arrival

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that's what the common choices were we can actually do

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another game actually looks like let's do another one Chris Evans Anna De armas what was that

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movie they just did together um no idea I just see Clips it was an apple movie it was called ghosted

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were they good it actually got really bad reviews but it wasn't I didn't think it was horrendous like as bad as people

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said it was it's a it was like a fun little movie to watch but it was also

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yeah Ryan Gosling and Anna De armas uh Blade Runner Blade Runner yeah

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I feel like it was but I'm not sure I'm really not sure I think it was because that would be the

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new one right yeah yeah it definitely was a new one okay okay yeah

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Jonah Hill and Anna De armas

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well I'm gonna do Jonah Hill comedy super bad that works

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uh uh Chris Evans I mean every movie Chris Evans does is probably considered a

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comedy including Captain America and all those other movies the world

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for Chris Evans yeah as a comedy I think that would possible I they better classify I would

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think that would classify better yeah then um Captain America Chris Evans released

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2005 to 2015. um I mean that's like most Captain

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America ones that was only 14 and a half

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Jesus uh oh you could do the goslings for Gosling

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comedy comedy oh that's what it was

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Gosling 2005 to 2015. what's like think of like a rarer one because we need to

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get a lower percentage one um I think Drive was in that era

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um there's definitely a better one to do though

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when was The Notebook that might have been right around that

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time I think it might have been 2014. no it was a little late a little too early

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it was a little too early it was like early 2000s

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yeah you're right you're right because I saw the release date of The Notebook recently and I'm like no way it's that

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old I think Drive might have been a little

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too late I thought that was like 2016-17 it could be it could be

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um come on I'm I'm literally him what movies have I been in

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uh This is Gonna bother me dude here let's try and do Joe maybe Jonah

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Hill all right Jonah Hill 2005 to 2015. um that's like all I mean again that was

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like his entire career too um 22 Jump Street

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20 actually I don't know that might have been like 2016.

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21 Jump Street yeah

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I don't think so because we were what high school freshmen for getting Sarah Marshall he was in and

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that's a 1.7 nice let's go baby let's go

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um all right we gotta go back to Gosling because I can't think of a role that Anna De armas was with Jonah Hillen

39:43

it would just have to be a guess at that point like something like war dogs or Wolf of

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Wall Street where I don't know the whole cast

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maybe it was war dogs because I really can't think of them

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like she had to have just been a background character in one of these movies let's say war dogs

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I don't know a ton of Jonah Hill movies either let's go dude

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big money big money let's go and on Monday what a poll

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that's my that's the only movie they've been in together thing because it's a hundred percent

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okay we can think of a Ryan Gosling movie that for sure was released from

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2005. how can we not think of this okay like Drive I feel like is a little too

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close to the Border you know it's it's getting a little it's pushing it here let's try it oh oh what's the Steve

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Carell movie Crazy Stupid Love okay

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or The Big Short my nice let's freaking go go what was the most popular

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yeah oh Drive did work I wasn't I didn't want to risk it though yes got him

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Knives Out oh he was in Not Another Teen Movie

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okay well we we already destroyed this we won we won the movie

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we won the movie grid let's we've seen every movie [Laughter]

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all right let's go to the one that you're not very good at

41:31

well I'm not very good at it either let's start with football oh you can do women's basketball let's do women's

41:37

basketball I don't know I can't name a single player I can't even name a team

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that's the Liberty that's the Mercury honestly they should

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just do name teams that'd be a pretty good one that one's the mystics because it says Mystics on

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it um I think that's the Albany Empire

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Maybe I I can't even I can't even guess it

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yeah I wonder who for the Patriots has one

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ten thousand plus pass yards hmm

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yeah Mac Jones he might be close to it actually he's

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close I don't think he's there because he probably because he's probably not getting 5 000 yards a year

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he's only played two years

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I mean he does have over 10 000 yards for his career just wasn't on the Patriots right I think it has

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oh it is for his career I'm gonna say Drew Bledsoe

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all right there you go 28 this one the Chargers is um

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Philip Rivers uh bills I mean Jim Kelly

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I'm just I just know the old quarterbacks this is just like a perfect segment uh this one's Drew Brees

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bills Saints

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[ __ ] uh oh oh wait

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Etsy let's go he's played for every team [Laughter]

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um Titans and chargers

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Marcus Mariota Julio Jones they both played at the Titans

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Mariota but he hasn't played there or there

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um I don't think Tyrod Taylor played in Tennessee uh

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isn't there like Gerald McCoy was that his name who played for the bills that

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running back I don't think he played for the Saints though

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yeah we'll try no McCoy

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that was his name oh Shady I knew it was something McCoy because I

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had him in fantasy ones oh have you played for the Saints

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I think he played like the Jaguars or something his last year for some stupid team no he played for

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the Chiefs his last he played for the Chiefs and the Bucks gotcha he bounced in between that wasn't

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his last year it was probably his what last um like year that he legitimately played

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yeah uh

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I don't think I can get any of these this is [ __ ] hard I I would know a lot of the names if

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people said them but it's like you can't rack your brain for this stuff

45:37

even for this stuff Antonio Brown

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he's been on uh a couple teams with me there's got to be a Patriots player that

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we know that's been a saint as well or a Titan

45:54

I don't know anything I wonder if rabes I wonder if maybe Mike

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Rabel now because he's the head coach there

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but I thought maybe he played there at some point Pat there has to be like some defensive

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player that that went there um

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maybe he was like Devlin or something they have

46:25

Stefan Diggs

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um Austin at clutter

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now I'm not not Mark Ingram either

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um I wonder if Reggie Bush

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oh he did play there no [ __ ] what about Brandon Cooks I know he was

47:06

well traveled Brandon Cooks I think he did play in in New England

47:13

and in um what I think he did New Orleans he did

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play in New Orleans I think he did well we we already ran out thing

47:26

let's see Brandon Cooks yeah he did

47:32

[ __ ] bro I'm big brother all right let's let's just take a gander

47:39

at baseball just uh just a gander All-Star well what the heck is the oh

47:46

San Francisco St Louis

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Cardinals thing Cubs uh what the [ __ ] is his name

47:58

Nick Cubs poor guy Chris Bryant I did Carrie Wood

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en MVP no he didn't Carrie Wood didn't win it MVP 300 average season

48:19

Anthony ribs you never hit over 300. really

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I'm not gonna get this I don't even want to waste my time with it did I suck at this

48:30

all right let's do I'm very proud of the movies one

48:35

yeah we're just gonna have to keep flexing with that one we're gonna have to keep flexing with that one just every week we're gonna do

48:42

it we'll be like look at our trivia we're so [ __ ] good at trivia

48:47

all right let's go let's just skip the sports for now what is the state capital of Washington

48:53

Olympia wait is it Olympia or Olympic I think

48:58

it's Olympia I wouldn't have gotten that I was never

49:05

the kid that could recite my state capitals I remember those kids my family does trivia occasionally and

49:12

we do the state capitals one recently what's the only reason I knew

49:21

okay Miley Cyrus I can see yeah that was that was pretty easy Bob Hardy

49:30

I think that's Tom Hardy your guess is far better than mine

49:38

or the guy who played in um I'm never gonna guess his name though

49:44

but he was in Black Panther he was like the bad guy in Black Panther play Gollum

49:51

and like World Lord of the Rings or something I never watched the movie but

49:57

you know what I'm just gonna guess Tom Hardy

50:02

oh let's go So based what's up you've got of that right

50:08

no we've gotten them before Oh you typically sold in a yellow can or

50:15

yellow wrapper with a green bottle this brand of grapefruit soda has been a long time competitor to Coca-Cola's Fresca

50:23

is it squirt but I have no idea that's probably not what it is because I thought squirt was like Sprite

50:32

I don't know dude wait no squirt late no squirt what can I say

50:40

television um following the life of a Suburban family from Sacramento

50:47

Shia LaBeouf and Christy Carlson Romano starred in this Disney Channel Original

50:52

Series from 2000 to 2003. what the [ __ ]

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I have no idea Disney Channel

51:13

above and Disney Channel I don't know

51:19

I'd have to think about it for a while we can get back it's really hard I didn't even know the only thing I know

51:26

from him is holes like the only Disney movie he did was holes

51:41

yeah I have no idea what it would be I don't know

51:51

all right let's let's move to movies uh

51:58

oh well that's easy or and in 2012 film Flight what actor

52:04

played William whip Whitaker senior and alcoholic airline pilot who miraculously crashed land is playing after a

52:10

mechanical failure Denzel

52:17

2002 Matchbox 20 song had these lyrics I'm

52:22

not crazy I'm just a little impaired

52:28

I think I know this um

52:33

but I can't remember it right now

52:38

but I don't know any of this stuff along the bottom

52:49

[ __ ] I can't I've heard this song before I can't remember let's go to the NFL

52:56

after flaming out with the Eagles Chip Kelly had alone here is the coach of this NFC team in 2016 going 2 and 14

53:03

before getting fired I only know this because of Thursday Night Football they mentioned it it's a San Francisco 49ers

53:11

goaded nice wait I'm goated um college football known for a long NFL

53:18

career as a backup quarterback this Missouri quarterback totaled over 100

53:23

passing touchdowns from 2005 to 2008 was a top five Heisman Trophy finisher in 2007.

53:29

I know I know who it is I was just I just heard somebody talking about him um

53:35

I think it's Chad Henney

53:42

I think [ __ ] uh what American League West team did

53:47

Sammy Sosa play for in 2007 when he had a 600th career home run um

53:52

let me think is it the Rangers hold on

54:00

it's not the Astros it's not the angels

54:12

I'm pretty sure it was the Texas Rangers nice wait

54:18

I'm good

54:23

yeah I have no idea what the television or the music was I have one that I think

54:29

it could be I can't remember the exact name Evan

54:39

it's Evan something I think I've been Almighty

54:45

now seven Evan no it's not that either

54:55

heaven Evan Evan um

55:03

eaters maybe no that's the actor but I remember this show I kind of

55:08

remember the show it had a it had like a name like the name a name

55:15

of a person was the name of the show it's not haters

55:21

everybody was Evan Stevens

55:28

maybe that was one of the characters in it I feel like Steven sounds right

55:35

the Stevens no I don't think it was that

55:43

shyless Stephen oh I just guessed it Even Stevens

55:52

and like kind of I could like kind of remember it Jesus music

55:58

um I won't get that I'm not good [Music]

56:07

what's the what's the song unwell

56:12

I should have known that I would have no idea Chase Daniel [ __ ] because

56:18

he was quarterback for the Bears

56:23

all right uh one more thing and then and then we'll wrap

56:29

let me just pull up this uh this tweet that I had saved so the other

56:35

day um the Lions had a Barry Sanders appreciation game because it was their

56:42

first home game they gave a statue and everything so somebody found these uh text messages

56:48

that this guy was sending like some random guy in the stadium um

56:54

I'm gonna read these I'm gonna read this text message this is this is along the lines of Lauren bobert incredibly

57:00

incredibly horny said it starts off give me a few I'm

57:06

going home after this the person at the stadium says okay then the person not there says that I'm

57:13

fingering myself for a while you've got my [ __ ] throbbing the guy is about to text if you can't

57:20

squirt then just video you then just video you pissing

57:26

he said the woman says oh I'm squirting

57:31

um the guy said I want you to piss on my hard

57:37

c word um then he says I want you so [ __ ] bad

57:46

she says I want you looking up at me while I watch you eat my [ __ ]

57:51

he says [ __ ] yes I want to come over after this game

57:57

and it's c-u-m not c-o-m-e um

58:02

apparently this was in the first quarter of the game I figured I would just read that somebody also responded with a

58:09

picture of Lauren bobert looking at her phone so how do they have these like when I'm

58:17

texting in a stadium can they just like pull that no like somebody else like another fan

58:23

like took a picture of oh okay somebody texting that they just happened to like look over they probably like were just

58:30

happening to look around and saw it if you're on the Stadium's Wi-Fi they can just see everything you're doing just

58:37

don't be sad don't be horny at a Lions game on Barry Sanders day of all days I

58:42

mean you can't be that horny on Barry Sanders day good Lord

58:48

well again who Among Us hasn't been horny it on Barry Sanders day

58:55

I unfortunately say I have not it's not that I'm aware of

59:03

all right well let's wrap it up um go and uh go watch uh week 13 of

59:10

techmobile up now on our YouTube uh and yeah don't forget we're doing it every

59:15

week now it's back I'm thinking if the Colts go to the Super Bowl in Tech bubble we might have to have a

59:23

like some some people arrive in Super Bowl party do like a little walks you've

59:28

already destroyed shut the [ __ ] up Leighton 40-0 well I still I still have

59:35

a bottle of unalcoholic uh

59:40

champagne from the ping pong tournament and uh

59:46

yeah we can use that and I'll get I'll get one of those Gatorade things for when I win so you guys can dump it on me

59:52

when I win Super Bowl it's almost Super Bowl time for Indianapolis the only Super Bowl

59:57

we're gonna see for a long time so might as well get get used to it but uh yeah oh we

1:00:04

gotta do numbers we gotta do numbers Can't Forget About Numbers you're just playing in your room and we just dumped

1:00:09

that whole thing of Gatorade all over your carpet well I would be outside Leighton I would not be inside so

1:00:17

lick my balls yes

1:00:23

yeah you're just gonna have a bunch of red stains everywhere hey give me a number give me a number between one and

1:00:29

a hundred thank you [Music] um

1:00:37

what number are you picking 29 but yes that's what I thought it was

1:00:43

I'm gonna go with

1:00:49

I'm gonna go with six because my NFL teams are six of them

1:00:55

okay uh I'm actually looking back to see if anybody guessed a number

1:01:02

that like obviously didn't get picked but like in previous weeks you might have guessed the number

1:01:08

correctly uh let's see here

1:01:14

oh man I don't know you know what this is too much work to even the even look I didn't want to do it

1:01:20

okay ready spin wee big money big money

1:01:29

52 52. [Music]

1:01:34

52. was that the Super Bowl the Eagles won Super Bowl 52

1:01:40

and um

1:01:45

yeah yes it was it was Super Bowl 52.

1:01:52

that was the Super Bowl the Eagles won so congrats Leighton you didn't you didn't guess it but

1:01:58

um thank you all for watching make sure to like subscribe comment and uh we will

1:02:04

see you next week or else yes we'll find you and come to

1:02:09

your home make you like or Gatorade on you